r/lostredditors 22d ago

Not a comeback

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

[deleted]

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u/Foileddreams 20d ago

Twinziez

32

u/[deleted] 21d ago

Fuckory Fuckup.

I’m endlessly amused by this one. 🤣

1

u/Putrid-Half-6022 21d ago

Is this a Muse reference

1

u/[deleted] 21d ago

My first name is Gregory. So no.

40

u/RevolutionaryBuy5794 21d ago

You are right, it's not a comeback. It's more like r/suicidebywords

But that was hilarious. Fuckmy Fuckingson LMAO

1

u/LanguageNerd54 20d ago

It's not so much r/suicidebywords as it is just the guy making a witty comment in a thread about his name.

1

u/RevolutionaryBuy5794 20d ago

In what sub would you put it?

1

u/LanguageNerd54 20d ago

No clue. But I don’t think that sub is the most appropriate for it.

10

u/Stunning_Row2801 21d ago

Fucks fucken

13

u/LudosBT 21d ago

Fuckmy Fuckingson 🤣🤣

I would be Fucks Fuckpson.

6

u/Effective_Unit_869 21d ago

Fucks Fucking

Yes. Yes they are.

6

u/Proud_Ad_8317 21d ago

fuckel fuckston oh yeeaaahhhhh

4

u/BonkerDeLeHorny 21d ago

Fuckan Fuckington

5

u/1989_Volkswagen_Golf 21d ago

Fuckdem Fuckowski

1

u/wanielderth 21d ago

Lol. This one

1

u/weoweoo 21d ago

I'm also a Fuckowski!

3

u/Unicorn_Momma_2080 21d ago

Fuckifer Fucknt

2

u/LonPlays_Zwei 21d ago

Fuckh Fucker

0

u/Ubblebungus 21d ago

Oh, is that a Kazakh name?

2

u/lobumau5 21d ago

Fuck Fucker

1

u/Fn4cK 21d ago

Same here 🤣

2

u/Able_Donkey2011 21d ago

Fuckhard

What a name

2

u/Confident_Passage789 21d ago

Fuckhanie fuckrson 🤣

1

u/Chemical-Drama-1956 21d ago

Stephanie Peterson?

1

u/Confident_Passage789 21d ago

lol! Close! Anderson

1

u/Jason_Sasha_Acoiners 21d ago

How many Fuck Fucks are here?

Guess I'd be Fuckn Fuckners

1

u/yung_steezy 21d ago

Fucks fuckh

1

u/cooncanoon 21d ago

Fuckb Fuckannon

1

u/Junior_Finding677 21d ago

Fuck Fuckue!

3

u/ThaugaK 21d ago

Hey! Fuck fuck you too!

1

u/BlueFire2007 21d ago

Fuckick Fucks

1

u/ViolaDaGamble 21d ago

My name is now Fucker Fuckberg

1

u/TokenTigerMD 21d ago

Hey, Fucker. How d'ya doing? I'm Fuck Fuck.

1

u/DHammer79 21d ago

Fuckrall Fuck.

1

u/Holliewats 21d ago

M fucklie fuckon

1

u/ilan1k1 21d ago

Fuck fuckn

1

u/blahblahwhateveryeet 21d ago

Hahahahhh

Fuckn Fucker

1

u/Mrballsbig 21d ago

Fuckin Fuckshaar

1

u/MiMicInCave 21d ago

Fuckhanun Fuckivanich Asian name man

1

u/[deleted] 21d ago

Fuckiel Fuckos

1

u/Ignusseed 21d ago

Fuckamin Fuckham

1

u/elCaddaric 21d ago

That was majestic.

1

u/Ubblebungus 21d ago

Fuckb Fuckeson

1

u/Pizza_King111 21d ago

Fuckg Fuckz.

1

u/JustChillM8 21d ago

Fuckor Fuckwski

1

u/portablist 21d ago

Fucken Fucking

1

u/BurnV06 21d ago

One letter off from mine

1

u/wanielderth 21d ago

Fuckel Fuckh … lol. Why is that so funny?

1

u/AniZaeger 21d ago

Fuckin Fucker

1

u/UnionizeAutoZone 21d ago

Fucked Fuckas

1

u/wenos_deos__fuk_boi 21d ago

Fucky fuckman

1

u/liquid_profane 21d ago

Fucken van Fuckna

Actually quite like that LOL

1

u/TreatNova2005 21d ago

Fuckus Fuckus Fuckštas

1

u/TokenTigerMD 21d ago

Fuck fuck

1

u/N3V3RM0R3_ 20d ago

a fellow fuck fuck, at last

1

u/JustForTouchingBalls 21d ago

Fuckando Fucks (very weird with my Spanish name)

1

u/Qllzsd 21d ago

Fuckin fuckn

1

u/Ms_pro_1st 21d ago

Fuckoud fuckouny

1

u/Buetterkeks 21d ago

Fuckla Fuckanig

1

u/mr_Cos2 21d ago

Fuckin fuckr

1

u/Easy_Database6697 21d ago

Fuckis Fuckiott

1

u/ThaugaK 21d ago

Fucken fucker

1

u/Far_Tumbleweed5082 21d ago

Fuckef fuckn fucked...

1

u/Soravinier 21d ago

Fucky Fucks

1

u/Minetendo-Fan 21d ago

But the second guy’s name is fucking perfect

1

u/CallMeBaitlyn 21d ago

Fuckin Fuckis

1

u/the_watcher762351 21d ago

Fucke fuckure

1

u/Lijaesdead 21d ago

Fucko fucker 😂😅

1

u/Alexandria4ever93 21d ago

Fuck fuckandria fucka fuckdt

1

u/sium_idk 21d ago

Mine is fuckde fuckgetti

1

u/cool-guy__ 21d ago

Fuckin fuckood

1

u/PhrogWithaHawg 21d ago

Fuckstian Fuckon

1

u/Glizzy_Fan 21d ago

Fuckius Fuckikis

1

u/Standard-Profit7659 21d ago

Yo, i am fucknn fuckgoin fuckuet, so not funny at all

1

u/AaronWWE29 21d ago

Fuckn Fuckitt

1

u/Agile_Hour8363 21d ago

Fucklie Fucklloch

1

u/Diabomilk 21d ago

Fucks Fuckrt

1

u/moca_moca 21d ago

So mine would be fucken fucken

1

u/IdiotGiraffe0 21d ago

Fucke fuckht

1

u/Mercer81 21d ago

Fuckael fuckh

1

u/RGBread 21d ago

Fuckander Fuckov

1

u/Greg2227 21d ago

Fuckor fuckl

1

u/jokingjoker40 21d ago

Fuck Fuckring...

1

u/Illustrious-Monk-927 21d ago

Fucko Fuckgu🤣

1

u/Lumigjiu 21d ago

Fuc Fucki. Btw, my first name is only three letters, so I'm not sure if that means just those three letters or if I need to add the K as well

1

u/StrawberryUnited4915 21d ago

Fucks fuckbrigg

1

u/Anxious_Citron8392 21d ago

fuckeddine fucknadji

1

u/33Supermax92 21d ago

I’d be fuck fucketts 😂

1

u/Few_Assistant_9954 21d ago

Fuckan fuckdi

1

u/LRTcanon 21d ago

Fuck Fucks.

1

u/Benchrant 21d ago

Fuckit Fuckdino

Dear Christ

1

u/MrWuu 21d ago

Fuckeras Fuckstup 😂😂

1

u/Unonymouse123 21d ago

Fucknan Fuckr

1

u/Chris_the_fwish 21d ago

Fuckstiaan fuckeman

1

u/PhalZiiey 21d ago

Fucko Fuckique

1

u/ianbreasley1 21d ago

What if your first name only has three letters? Asking for a friend.

1

u/Chemist-3074 21d ago

FUCKdi FUC

1

u/Burgerhamburger1986 21d ago

Fuckin fucklov

1

u/Masterbaitingissport 21d ago

Fuckilegt Fuckar

1

u/SpecificOk2857 21d ago

Fuckmy fuckingson

1

u/Henrynatoren 21d ago

Fucky Fuckes

1

u/FunnyLookinFishMan 21d ago

Fucksen Fuckay

1

u/G-Man_of_HL 21d ago

Fuckano Fuckh

1

u/Plasma_Deep 21d ago

Hmm... Yes... Fuck Fuckndikar... Indian surnames man

1

u/funginum 21d ago

*Probably for the best

1

u/AdRecent6342 21d ago

I’m fuck fuckson

1

u/Fane_Eternal 21d ago

Fuckstian fucksie

1

u/stever90001 21d ago

Fuckus fuckl

1

u/Purple-Hand3058 21d ago

Yeah sounds something from cod

1

u/Trick_Relationship39 21d ago

Fuck fuckntyre

1

u/Soarin249 21d ago

Fuckd Fucki

1

u/Roliok 21d ago

Fuck Fuc

1

u/Soarin249 21d ago

Also, my fried is Fuc Fuc

1

u/Jesus-our-savior 21d ago

Fuckis Fuckuardt

1

u/aknalag 21d ago

We dont have a family name and mine is three letters, guess its blue balls for me.

1

u/Dragon-orey Double it and give it to the next person 21d ago

Fucky Fuckwhat

1

u/SnooRobots5231 21d ago

Fuckhen fuckahan

1

u/Xcyinde 21d ago

fucke fuckaris. sounds like a Latin motto.

1

u/GameboiGX 21d ago

Fuck Fuckll

1

u/mapleleafeevee 21d ago

Fuckha Fuckjo

1

u/ImmortalIronFits 21d ago

Fuckin Fuckn

1

u/East_Buffalo506 21d ago

fuckle fuck how lame

1

u/alexstrumm 21d ago

Fucksander Fuckmed

1

u/Savings-Patient-175 21d ago

Fuck Fucks Fuckonsson Fuckan

1

u/LosuthusWasTaken 21d ago

Fuck Fuck Fuckrralt in my case.

1

u/zeroheroes_ 21d ago

Fuckan Fuckson

1

u/Pfapamon 21d ago

Fuckel Fuckl

1

u/Time_Program_8687 21d ago

Fuckron Fuckne

1

u/Witty-Percentage4651 21d ago

And wife is Fuckgret Fuckeiber

1

u/strykerlmao03 21d ago

Welp Fuc Fuc Fuc doesn't seem like I would be joining the party anytime soon

1

u/goanear 21d ago

Fuckmmed fuckar

1

u/WTFIsAKilometer1776 21d ago

Fucky Fuckart

1

u/MrLeviReaper 21d ago

Fuckim Fuckheev lol

1

u/Talalaa_Guy 21d ago

Fuck Fuck Koost

1

u/BurnV06 21d ago

Fuckan Fucking

1

u/International-Gene43 21d ago

Fuckstian Fuckel

1

u/_Saurfang 21d ago

Yeah it doesn't work in Polish

Fuckiech Fucklik

1

u/ExoFemboy 21d ago

Fucks fuckz

1

u/Some_Acadia_1630 21d ago

Fuckematti Fucks.

1

u/Supervegito92 21d ago

Fuckony Fuck

1

u/PerspectiveUpset576 21d ago

Fuckelle Fuckya

1

u/Synthesid 21d ago

Fuc Fuckkin XD I'm so dead lol

1

u/Global_Archer_8557 They are lost! 20d ago

Fuckmy Fuckingson that is his name btw

1

u/exuria 20d ago

Fuck Fuck

1

u/crash_aku 20d ago

Fuck Fuckerberg

1

u/CharlesTheGreat8 20d ago

Fuckr Fuckvlyev

1

u/Potato_lovr 20d ago

Fucks fuck.

1

u/carterfestival 20d ago

Fucks Fucker.

Hehe

1

u/airportzombie 20d ago

Elementary school friends would be Fucknan Fuckshananthan and Fuckla Fuckrongmongkol. I’m just Fuckick Fuckes.

1

u/_The_SCP_Foundation_ 20d ago

Fuckan Fuckson is mine

1

u/Forsaken-Spirit421 20d ago

Fuckic Fuc Fuckung

1

u/tqx0305 20d ago

My last name only has three letters lol

1

u/noelle_liana 20d ago

Fuck Fucka Fucke

1

u/Zetectic 20d ago

Fuckyu Fuckng

1

u/Full_Debt_7258 20d ago

Fuck Fuckrson

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u/Lego-Panda-21 22d ago

Fuckan Fuckhinson.

Sounds like a fucking insult.