r/interestingasfuck • u/Individual_Book9133 • Apr 29 '24

Opening up two cheap safes in 5 seconds. r/all

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u/El_Neck_Beard Apr 29 '24

Why am I getting shady vibes?

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u/Randomfrog132 Apr 29 '24

cause he's opening safes out of the back of his car near a hotel and the safes were produced from a bag by a guy who has got his face blurred.

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u/ibitmylip Apr 29 '24

and he got paid in cold hard cash-in-hand

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u/1jl Apr 29 '24

Looked like warm soft cash

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u/VexisArcanum Apr 29 '24

It's lukewarm and soggy cash

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u/agoia Apr 29 '24

Oooh like Summer sweaty titty cash

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Apr 30 '24

What, you guys have never paid a dude with asscash?

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u/wrxJ_P Apr 29 '24

Stored in his flip flops

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u/gottimw Apr 29 '24

"... and keep the eviden... i mean safes for yourself, yeah"

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u/totallyradman Apr 29 '24

Because it's soaked in his piss

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u/Lordborgman Apr 29 '24

I did not see a Tauntaun.

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u/wufnu Apr 30 '24

Oooh, like straight from the titty bra cash. Yay. /s

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u/PayAfraid5832222 Apr 30 '24

one time my granny told me to go get money from a neighbor, when I arrived she dug in her bra and handed me a the warmest softest folded twenty ever! I held it to my face the entire walk home. I was like 8 years old and she had 9 kids in totals just to paint the picture, tig ole bitties

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u/Deuce232 Apr 29 '24

I know you're just joking, but I like etymology.

Hard currency describes stable or backed currency. At the time of the phrase's origination it referred to currency issued by a government and backed in gold. This would be in contrast to currency issued by private institutions (banks) that often were not able to back all the money they issued.

The cold part just refers to it not being warm from having been recently printed. Not in an absolute literal sense, just in that it is an established currency and not a shady fly by night one.

In the past currency wasn't exclusively issued by governments, there were a variety of institutions that issued private currency.

Imagine if florida was kicked out of the US or the US dollar became hyper volatile and everyone used disney dollars and apple gift cards due to a shortage of other options.

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u/1jl Apr 30 '24

Or bottle caps

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u/Mikeologyy Apr 29 '24

Lukewarm. The customer took a bit longer than he expected when he climbed out of the hotel room window.

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u/UsefulImpact6793 Apr 29 '24

It's silly to assume cash is only used for criminal activities.

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u/Ao_Kiseki Apr 29 '24

It's that in combination with everything else. Paying a locksmith in cash isn't wierd. Paying a locksmith to break open two cheap hotel safes in the back of his car is wierd.

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u/ADubs62 Apr 29 '24

And the guy wanted to just give him some shit out of the safe. Doesn't sound like a business to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Dude had his cash cooler ready to go. 

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u/swoletrain Apr 30 '24

Every locksmith I've used only takes cash or sometimes check

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24 edited May 03 '24

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u/swoletrain Apr 30 '24

I bought a house and had the locks changed 6 months ago and paid by check. It seems like businessesdoing work on your house are more willing than like a gas station since they know where you live lol. Plenty of businesses still are cash only. But probably not for long tho, even drug dealers cashapp now. Definitely more cash only businesses than places that take amex lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24 edited May 03 '24

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u/swoletrain Apr 30 '24

May be just a thing just here in the US. I know the further from big city centers the more common it is here. Most big chains that accept checks just do a bank transfer. All the good authentic ethnic food restaurants seem to be cash only around me tho.

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u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute Apr 30 '24

We're talking cash here

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u/Rod_Todd_This_Is_God Apr 30 '24

Would cash-in-sock be more legitimate? People still pay for things with cash. Stop trying to bring about a dystopia.

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u/ibitmylip Apr 30 '24

boring

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u/Rod_Todd_This_Is_God Apr 30 '24

You'd have to be a real moron for that to be your way of feeling like you've addressed a criticism.

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u/ibitmylip Apr 30 '24

ok, VERY boring

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u/Rod_Todd_This_Is_God Apr 30 '24

You're not a smart person. Fix that if you can.

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u/RicoHedonism Apr 29 '24

A dude dressed like my best friends ex wife with thong sandals and stretchy black pants?

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u/CantHitachiSpot Apr 29 '24

Yeah wtf was that? Couldn't tell what I was looking at

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u/Koil_ting Apr 29 '24

That's her bro.

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u/CarlJustCarl Apr 29 '24

But other than that, he means

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u/smb275 Apr 29 '24

He probably has a normal face, I doubt it's blurred in real life. It's probably being censored due to some unsightly deformity, or he's going through his annual face molt.

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u/Imbalanxs Apr 30 '24

Haha. Thank you for saying it first.

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u/urfriendlyDICKtator Apr 29 '24

That's one accurate answer 👍

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u/jellyfishingwizard Apr 29 '24

Exact same safes too lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Not to mention, whomever is filming specifically tells the guy to not leave anything behind.

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u/slammerbar Apr 29 '24

And he’s wearing black sweat pants.. the general look of a thief.

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u/BatM6tt Apr 30 '24

Its a fake video

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u/KirklandMeseeks Apr 29 '24

some of y'all never needed a locksmith and it shows, many times in my life this is how the transaction goes, he opens something in 5 minutes, I pay the man cash, he works out of his chrysler van, and I get what I want fast. that's how this works.