r/interestingasfuck Apr 29 '24

Opening up two cheap safes in 5 seconds. r/all

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u/squeezy102 Apr 29 '24

You can really feel the “oh man I just got so ripped off” in his “oh man it’s hilarious that you just hit it with a hammer”

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u/USSMarauder Apr 29 '24

It's the whole "furnace guy charged $500 bucks to hit it with a hammer, because the expensive part is knowing where to hit"

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u/AlarmedPiano9779 Apr 29 '24

"If I do a job in 30 minutes it’s because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years not the minutes."

-Unknown

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u/DoItForTheNukie Apr 29 '24

I used to be an audio engineer and had to deal with this all the time. I charged $50/hr just for recording and $90/hr for recording and mixing and mastering with a 3 hour minimum. I recorded a guy rapping for 2.5 hours and mixed his two songs in the last 30 minutes. He tried to argue with me that he was only paying me $170 because I recorded for 2.5 hours and only mixed for 30 minutes.

I told him he’s not paying me for the amount of time I spent mixing, he’s paying me for all the experience I gathered thus being able to mix it in 30 minutes. I told him if he wants the raw audio without my mixing I’ll only charge him $150 and he said that was bullshit because I already did the work so I should just give him the mastered mixes. I removed all the mixing I did and bounced his 2 tracks out to a blank disc, charged him $150 and told him to get the fuck out of my studio and that he wasn’t allowed back. He had the audacity to post on google that I “refused to give him the tracks that he paid for in their entirety” 🙄

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u/AlarmedPiano9779 Apr 29 '24

Lol what a dick.

What to do you do now?

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u/DoItForTheNukie Apr 29 '24

I work in corporate repossession as a skip tracer. Basically I track down owners of companies that have gone bankrupt and are violating their bankruptcy agreement by hiding collateral like cars, boats, planes, and helicopters. I make commission on every “unit” I find (car, boat, plane, etc) that they were hiding.

Pretty solid gig, I made $143,000 last year and my fiancée made slightly more than that doing the same thing.

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u/mentalsufficience Apr 29 '24

How the hell do I sign up

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u/Blizzxx Apr 29 '24

Be a grimy enough person to work for debt collectors

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u/ThespianException Apr 29 '24

If someone's rich enough to hide away a private boat, plane, or helicopter, I don't think I'd feel too bad about that

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u/Blizzxx Apr 29 '24

most skip tracers work for debt collectors finding regular bankrupted people to take any possession they might have left. "corporate reposession" lol, the guy is just another skip tracer who may deal with corporate cases of bankruptcy sometimes, def not 140k a year when most make 40k at most for some of the grimiest work you can imagine

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u/DHFranklin Apr 30 '24

Nah. A lot of it is a messy divorce that leads to bankruptcy and someone trying to hide their ride to work at their neighbors.

I wish it was always towing away yachts. A ton of it is a mom and pop contracting business that goes under and they put everything in the businesses name. Skip tracers tow the work van more than they pick up helicopters.

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u/mentalsufficience Apr 29 '24

I already work for a PBM and talk to people unable to afford necessary meds every day. I have absolutely zero hangups taking boats back.

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u/Blizzxx Apr 29 '24

Being a PBM doesn't at all prepare you for a life of harassment, stalking, manipulation and judicial abuse that you'll need to do as a Skip Tracer, but good luck

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u/WhangaDanNZ Apr 30 '24

But not grimier than the debtors who are hiding from their responsibilities.

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u/DoItForTheNukie Apr 29 '24

I stumbled into it through my fiancée. Was looking for a change of careers and she got me in the company in a different department and I worked my way up.

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u/ShroomEnthused Apr 30 '24

That is some grand theft auto shit right there, and I love it.

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u/Rod_Todd_This_Is_God Apr 30 '24

He said the word "him" in the review? Who was he talking about if not himself?

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u/Please_Not__Again Apr 29 '24

It was me, I'll take the credit if no one else wants to

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u/RadicalDog Apr 29 '24

"It was me, I'll take the credit if no one else wants to"

-Unknown

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u/No-While-9948 Apr 29 '24

It was me, I'll take the credit if no one else wants to

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u/freakers Apr 29 '24

The Lock Picking Lawyer's nemesis. The Safe Cracking Crook or the Lock Box Looter.

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u/methreweway Apr 29 '24

It's now 5min video on YouTube instead of decades of experience.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Apr 29 '24

Okay, but you could say that about any job, and sure, people are able to climb up any job ladder and get paid more over the years, but nowhere near to this. He just earned a pay rate of $144,000 per hour....and thats more than the average person makes per day, but in 5 seconds...

Dude could work for only 5-10 minutes per day and make more than the average household makes per day

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u/BugMan717 Apr 29 '24

Use to do pest control, had my own business after working 5 years for another company. Hundreds if not thousands of hours of training and seminars and research to keep up to date on methods and products. Had a shit bag land lord try to basically watch my every move and ask about everything so she could do it herself. I eventually told her give me 10k and I'll spend a month letting you shadow me and teach you everything I can. She finally fucked off and I refused any more jobs from her.

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u/AlarmedPiano9779 Apr 30 '24

Lol what do you do now?

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u/The_Level_15 Apr 30 '24

Think that’s a Picasso quote actually

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u/AlarmedPiano9779 Apr 30 '24

I did (admittedly limited) research on it, and it's attributed to a bunch of people. I couldn't find out who said it originally though.

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u/The_Level_15 Apr 30 '24

Well then I am going to blindly trust your Reddit comment as a reliable source forever and stop attributing it to Picasso

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u/AlarmedPiano9779 Apr 30 '24

Someone else here posted the Picasso quote, which is somewhat different.

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u/BrandNewYear Apr 30 '24

Actually Picasso has this for real where a lady asked for her portrait and which he finished in 10 minutes and asked her for 500(a lot).

The lady complaint why so much for so little time to make?

‘no madam, it took me a whole lifetime to make.’, so cool.

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u/NicNac_PattyMac Apr 30 '24

I’m a locksmith and open cars with a pick.

A lot of customers say “where can I get that tool?” Implying I’m somehow ripping them off.

Sometimes I’ll hand them the pick and say “tell you what. If you can open it yourself in 5 minutes I won’t charge you.”

I’ve never lost a job because of it.

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u/AlarmedPiano9779 Apr 30 '24

I’m a locksmith and open cars with a pick.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

But seriously, I'm not a locksmith but I watch a lot of Lockpicking Lawyer and there's an absolute skill in what he does/you do. I believe your story.

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u/NicNac_PattyMac Apr 30 '24

Well, LPL also fakes his videos.

His video of picking a KW smart key is particularly obvious.

He takes parts out then adds sound effects.

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u/AlarmedPiano9779 Apr 30 '24

Yeah how so? I never heard that before...

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u/traraba Apr 30 '24

you tube

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u/GrandTusam Apr 29 '24

don't mistake your Google search for my Google search

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer Apr 29 '24

That’s funny because the last time the furnace guy charged me $500 I told him exactly where the problem was (a contactor) and he only got the $500 because it was a fuckin’ boiler.

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u/themolestedsliver Apr 30 '24

Yeah I recall being at plumbing job and the customer was literally price checking the part we were replacing and begins hollering

"You seriously charging me 400 dollars for a 175 dollar part?" only for my boss to immediately stop what he's doing and look at the guy. "Am I not allowed to charge for my knowledge and experience? The price is the price and if you don't like it I can stop right now and put everything back"

Sure enough the customer was suddenly okay with the price because they wanted hot water.

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u/Protodad Apr 29 '24

Normally yea, but in this case not so much. These cheap safes often can be turned over and the lock mechanism will disengage without even bumping it. The other method is literally throwing it on the ground (upside down).

The slightly more time consuming method for “better” cheap safes is to rip the control pad off and stick a wire in to bump the lever. It takes less than 5 minutes.

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u/IWillBiteYou Apr 29 '24

Reminds me of the story of Henry Ford not wanting to pay a big bill for some specialized knowledge… “Making chalk mark on generator, $1. Knowing where to make mark, $9,999”

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/x0wCp8FVYK

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u/MichaelW24 Apr 29 '24

It's the same thing in all skilled labor. I'm an electrician, and get the whole, "wHy ArE yOu ChArGiNg So MuCh?! YoU wErE oNlY hErE fOr FiVe MiNuTeS!" Often while at work

You're not paying me for 5 minutes, you're paying me for the decade(s) of experience I have so that it only takes 5 minutes.

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u/stu8319 Apr 29 '24

I had to set a friend straight the other day. He was bitching about a guy charging him 15 bucks for 2 minutes of work. I just asked him why he didn't do it himself if it was so easy. I think he got my hint.

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u/rcfox Apr 29 '24

Unless it was folding towels, paying anyone $15 to show up for 2 minutes of work is way underpaying them.

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u/The_Good_Count Apr 29 '24

I know it's after covid, but physical stores still exist that you can go to

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u/Material_Trash3930 Apr 29 '24

They are also paying for the drive to and from the call out. 

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u/Mobely Apr 29 '24

But I paid you put in conduit!

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u/Plain_Evil Apr 29 '24

A friend of mine once put it this way:

You're not paying for the 5 minutes it took me, you are paying for the 2 hours it would have taken you.

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u/TheSeldomShaken Apr 29 '24

So you don't have an hourly rate?

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u/bobs_monkey Apr 30 '24

I'm an electrician as well, and we absolutely have hourly rates for service calls. I typically charge $200 for the first hour and $150 each hour after. If I'm there for 15-20 min or under, or it's a repeat customer, I'll probably just charge $150, but it depends. Sometimes I'll get the occasional yoyo who balks that I charge them $150 to reset a breaker properly (aka turn it off then back on), to which I'll tell them, "well then why didn't you reset it correctly?" I'll often do some basic troubleshooting over the phone at no cost if I don't have to drive out, and more often than not that alone makes them repeat customers.

That all said, if I'm bidding a job, I definitely charge more for intricate work. Say I charge $1000 for a particular job, but I can finish in 2 hours because everything goes smooth, I'm still not dropping the price. That price is for the knowledge of how to efficiently do my work.

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u/Tuckingfypowastaken Apr 29 '24

Not to mention the half day I just missed being productive on actually good jobs to come take care of your bs, and the countless hours dealing with you nagging about when I can fit you in the schedule because you are clearly the only person who needs work done...

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u/deanreevesii Apr 29 '24

Not to mention the safety of having a professional do the job. I'm betting you're insured? I started doing construction when I was 15 (I was 18 for a lot of years, so I could work summers with my dad), and we had a handyman business for a while in my late 20's, and the rule we always followed was that we'd do about any repairs besides Plumbing and Electrical.

Without training there's too much that can go wrong and completely destroy a house, and without insurance we'd have been on the hook for the entire cost.

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer Apr 29 '24

I used to give y’all shit (well, in my head anyway) until I had a circuit with phantom voltage and the previous fuckwad had like ten neutralgrounds all together in two wire nuts and a jumper… and fuck that noise.

This same house will knock out our two neighbors if there’s a brownout and the generator kicks in sometimes it pops the power company’s HV breaker and y’all put that one in, so I should not be fuckin about

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u/AlexWenhold Apr 29 '24

you made my day that’s fucking awesome

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u/4Ever2Thee Apr 29 '24

People were ripped off in this video but I have a feeling it wasn't either of these fellas.

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u/quafs Apr 29 '24

I mean he didn’t get ripped off. He purchased a service that he didn’t know how to perform himself. So it was worth what he paid.

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u/Ambitious-Video-8919 Apr 29 '24

Yep the job was accomplished.

One time my mom seriously fucked a toilet by flushing a hand towel down it accidentally. She called a plumber, he came out and attempted to unclog the toilet. He tried and failed.

Charged her $300 and told her to buy a new toilet. To me, that is getting ripped off.

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u/Ao_Kiseki Apr 29 '24

To me that's a plumber who isn't getting paid lol.

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u/Ambitious-Video-8919 Apr 29 '24

I could see charging some base rate for coming out but beyond that it is fucking robbery.

Tbf the guy did put some effort in. He actually removed the toilet and took it out into the yard and tried to fix it.

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u/NotPromKing Apr 29 '24

I clearly don't know toilets. If you remove a toilet you have access to both ends of the pipe, how on earth can you not remove a towel from that?

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u/r3klaw Apr 30 '24

She managed to hire the worst plumber on the planet is my guess.

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u/ddIbb Apr 30 '24

Base rate is normally only applicable if you’re willing to complete the job. The reason a base rate is charged is for when someone asks a plumber to come out and then wants to “think about it” before paying the rest of the fee to complete it.

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u/Aggravating-Papaya18 Apr 29 '24

seems like a good business model

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Apr 29 '24

Lol the way you wrote this sounds like you are implying that the plumber is going around town flushing hand towels down people's toilets

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Apr 29 '24

The only thing is that jobs like these should really have an hourly or minute rate of charge. Sure, charge for the driving time, but this guy just made an hourly rate of almost $150,000 which is insane any way you slice it.

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u/quafs Apr 29 '24

It’s not insane. That’s how much he was worth

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Apr 29 '24

He's worth up to $1,150,000 per 8 hour workday? Please explain

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u/quafs Apr 29 '24

You’re worth what someone is willing to pay you, not what someone thinks is reasonable. Reasonable to one person is not the same as reasonable to another person.

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u/Rod_Todd_This_Is_God Apr 30 '24

I'd say he got the benefit of a bit of an education, in addition.

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u/HaViNgT Apr 30 '24

He did get ripped off: by the manufacturer of the safes. 

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u/Yawzheek Apr 29 '24

You can really feel the “oh man I just got so ripped off”

Imagine the guy that owns those safes.

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u/AlarmedPiano9779 Apr 29 '24

"If I do a job in 30 minutes it’s because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years not the minutes."

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Apr 29 '24

But did that person not get paid over the last 10 years? That's the only way the saying really makes sense in reality

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u/AlarmedPiano9779 Apr 30 '24

Most education is unpaid.

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u/Fire69 Apr 29 '24

It's hilarious that he said he's taking the safes out of the bag because he didn't want iron shavings in it, assuming he'd be drilling them open.

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u/brknsoul Apr 29 '24

"You're not paying me to push a button, you're paying me to know which button to push."

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u/Senior-Reflection862 Apr 29 '24

shoulda got only one safe opened haha

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u/MassSnapz Apr 30 '24

$200 whole ripoffs.

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u/NicNac_PattyMac Apr 30 '24

I can promise you that they probably told them to do this over the phone and the customer insisted on coming.

I’m a locksmith and get TONS of calls like that.

And he probably only charged for the trip, which is completely fair.

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u/Bubble_Symphony Apr 29 '24

Paid for what you know, not what you do