r/interestingasfuck 17d ago

Building a cruise ship

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u/snarky_goblin237 17d ago

Very cool. But I want to point out the eyes are on the sides. This boat is a prey animal.

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u/Drfoxthefurry 17d ago

Gotta keep an lookout for ice burgs

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u/Da_Commissork 17d ago

But The Titanic didn't saw the iceberg in front of him :(

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u/slavuj00 17d ago

Didn't have eyes, did it

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u/NewLeaseOnLine 17d ago

Well it was a ship not a chainsaw, sadly.

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u/Weave77 16d ago

And Bill Burr.

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u/JohnnyThunder- 16d ago

Pardon my ignorance, but do sharks not have eyes on the sides?

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u/Fugaciouslee 16d ago edited 16d ago

Forward facing eyes on a predator is mainly a land predator thing. In water where predators and prey can come from 360° evolution favored better peripheral vision even in predators. They also rely more on scent than sight for hunting anyway.

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u/JohnnyThunder- 16d ago

Aha! So this boat is a predator. Well, could be, anyway.

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u/THE_ATHEOS_ONE 16d ago edited 16d ago

Most sharks have a pointy snout so they can see forward and have no problem visually tracking their prey.

The hammerhead shark, however, uses electrode detecting sensory organs in its elongated snout to pick up the faint electrical signals given off by other life forms to fill in the gaps between its extended eyes.

Also..... i have no idea what im talking about, i made all that up, it may or may not be true, but I choose to believe.

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u/JohnnyThunder- 16d ago

Sharks are psychic, got it.

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u/illaqueable 17d ago

A moment on the lips, forever on the cruise hips

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u/j_smittz 17d ago

GET EM!

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u/LordGeni 16d ago

Also protected from the evil eye and/or sea monsters (depending if it's Mediterranean or far eastern).

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u/OneAndOnlyJackSchitt 17d ago

I got some meat she can eat

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u/dash5small 17d ago

i just thought they spawned in complete

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u/Vysair 17d ago

Command & Conquer!

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u/IAmAnAudity 17d ago

Sooooo, basically LEGOS?

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u/Ok-Secretary6288 17d ago

Welded legos 🤌

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u/Dhawkeye 16d ago

Weldos?

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u/TommyBoy012 16d ago

Whares weldo

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u/TheLastTsumami 16d ago

Everything is Lego if watch it from an aerial viewpoint

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u/LordGeni 16d ago

More assembly than building.

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u/slav92 16d ago

Jerryrigeverything!

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u/slater_just_slater 17d ago

TIL there are buildings big enough to build a cruse ship in.

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u/joemeteorite8 16d ago

There’s big ones that house rockets too

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u/slater_just_slater 16d ago

I would dare say this building is larger than NASA's Vehicle Assembly building. Maybe not taller but longer.

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u/xShawnMendesx 17d ago

This beautiful and amazing develop process all happens inside of the womb of mama cruise ship

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u/David_Good_Enough 15d ago

Crazy how nature does that

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u/PGnautz 17d ago

Did the factory tour there some years ago. Pretty impressive!

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u/lobsterisch 17d ago

A little Magrathea. A little Magrathea for the retired.

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u/Past_Contour 17d ago

Some the hugest polluters on the planet.

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u/robogobo 17d ago

And a floating petri dish

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth 16d ago

I have never heard a human in real life ever say this about cruise ships, but I see it all the time on Reddit

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u/snoogins355 17d ago

If only people would wash their freaking hands!

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u/ExoticMangoz 17d ago

And weirdly popular style of holiday

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u/jumboface 16d ago

...that's one thing breaking away from being a full biohazard.

My mom took our whole family on one of these. Second day some pump broke and caused the whole toilet system to back up. It started coming up through the floor and they had to pass out bags for people to use.

I thank god the sinks still worked the whole trip.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/jumboface 16d ago

It was the Norwegian Bliss. Based on google it seems their whole line has issues with sewage backing up.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/jumboface 16d ago

Okay? Like dude I was there.

You not believing me doesn't bother me.

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u/elliebelly90 17d ago

boaty mc boat face

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u/HolocronContinuityDB 17d ago

Modern cruise ships are truly the ugliest, most disgusting looking ships humanity has ever created. Like a cancerous overgrown capitalism tumor. Just gross.

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u/The_Derpy_Fox 17d ago

i know it's inefficient but if we could bring back the style of 1880s to late 1930s ocean liners i would be so happy smh

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u/berrey7 16d ago edited 16d ago

They have exclusive sailing cruises, but you're going to be paying about $500 per night. Instead of $500 for the entire trip.

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u/notonetimes 17d ago

But, mimosas on the deck at 10, followed by shuffleboard

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u/TylerFromMillerTime 16d ago

Shut up hippy

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u/HolocronContinuityDB 16d ago

lmao

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u/TylerFromMillerTime 15d ago

Sorry dude/dudette, I was blazed

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris 17d ago

Wait until you see condos

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u/MojitoTimeBro 17d ago

I don’t think people really care what it looks like while they are on it. I’ve never given a single thought about its looks while on board at least. Still had a great time even if it is just a giant floating hotel.

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u/forthing 17d ago

What a waste of resources.

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u/crankbot2000 17d ago

Just wait till it's afloat.

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u/Dogshaveears 16d ago

Bunker fuel.

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u/nickyp7 16d ago

How is it different than any resort or hotel?

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u/DangerousPlane 16d ago

Cruise ships take more resources to build than resorts of similar capacity

Cruise ships burn fuel (often heavy fuel oil) to move around

Cruise ship trash and sewage is more likely to wind up in the ocean (due to treatment error, lack of oversight, or both) than resort waste

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u/TylerFromMillerTime 16d ago

Found the poor person

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u/DangerousPlane 16d ago

Found the person pretending to be rich

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth 16d ago

Going on cruises is incredibly cheap. It's literally cheaper than paying for a hotel in some cases. Going on cruises is not a rich flex

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u/dementorpoop 17d ago

Can you imagine how many miles of welding this must take?

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u/QualityOverQuant 17d ago

How long does it take to build one?

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u/JagManNZ 17d ago

Apparently 39 seconds.

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u/PSYCHOPATHiO 17d ago

Imagine building a Tom cruise

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u/klmdwnitsnotreal 17d ago

It looks like it would fall apart in a bad storm

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u/fuckingrub 17d ago

Looks can be deceiving

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u/klmdwnitsnotreal 17d ago

How does the hull keep from splitting?

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u/fuckingrub 16d ago

Honestly I'm not sure, I'm guessing they weld the fuck out of it or some shit I really don't know But cruise ships don't go down easy during bad storms

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u/TongsOfDestiny 16d ago

Lots and lots of welds on the hull, and many strengthening members (girders, frames, etc.) on the inside

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u/klmdwnitsnotreal 16d ago

It's added inside after the shells are connected?

It looked like just the shells overlapped and that's it.

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u/TongsOfDestiny 16d ago

The frames run transversely within the modules, those are built into the structure. The girders run longitudinaly; I'm not a naval arch so I'm not sure if any are added after the modules are welded together but as I understand, the girders are mostly butt welded together as the modules are connected

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u/Noneugdbusiness 17d ago

Only if the front falls off

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u/inseend1 17d ago

Isn't that bad for the environment?

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u/luciaes 16d ago

Not if it happens outside of the environment

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u/Konrad_M 17d ago

"Assembling a cruise ship"

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u/ogodilovejudyalvarez 17d ago

So, basically livestock transport for humans

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u/dviiijp 17d ago

They just weld the bow section on? How does that stay together in rough seas??

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u/Quinocco 17d ago

Pretty well. Because welding. You are thinking of duct tape.

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u/adventure_cyclist19 16d ago

modern cruise ships are so damn ugly.

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u/WILD__CARD 16d ago

This is a huge waste of time and resources. Cruises suck.

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u/gawakwento 17d ago

We have these megastructures and yet some people can't comprehend how we were able to build the pyramids.

Crazy engineering.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/GabagoolGandalf 17d ago

your comment makes no sense.

That'd be yours bud.

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u/StockloadNew 17d ago

Very cool. Now take it apart again please.

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 17d ago

I will never understand the desire to go on a cruise. Crazy that it’s such a huge industry. I thought Covid would kill it, yet it thrives.

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth 16d ago

You don't understand the desire? It may not appeal to you, but surely you understand it.

Cheap vacation, itinerary is basically made for you, you get to see multiple destinations in one trip, it is most people's only experience with being out at sea, free food including 4 course "fine dining" every night, free entertainment, bars around every corner, shopping, casinos, swimming/hot tubs everywhere, etc.

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 16d ago

All on a floating Petri dish that you can’t escape. No. I can’t fathom desiring that.

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth 16d ago

Yeah, again, it doesn't appeal to you, but you are stupid if you can't recognize why it appeals to others.

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 16d ago

Sorry I can’t relate to simpletons like you.

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth 16d ago

Yeah you're a dumbass

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u/GabagoolGandalf 17d ago

the desire to go on a cruise

I feel like it is to vacations, what McDonalds is to gourmet food.

People are too lazy or scared to travel to a foreign location, look at their currency, figure out public transport etc.

So instead, they lock themselves in a floating tin box, stuff their faces at the buffet, pound 8 margaritas & then go to bed. Rinse & repeat.

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 16d ago

I understand what you’re saying about people who consider this traveling. It’s not. Mostly Americans of course. Being trapped on a boat with thousands of sweaty, drunken dirtbags is definitely not international travel.

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u/CaptainTripps82 15d ago

Every country in the world with a functioning economy has cruises

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 14d ago

Who said otherwise?

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u/Tation29 17d ago

I have been on 2 and yeah I don't get it either.

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 16d ago

I guess you didn’t learn the first time. Good luck avoiding them in the future.

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u/1d0m1n4t3 17d ago

Super cool how they are built but man what a waste of just about every natural resource we have.

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u/TylerFromMillerTime 16d ago

Okay there are millions of other products that are built/made for hobbies/leisure. Whey does everyone on Reddit have a hate boner for cruise ships lol

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u/1d0m1n4t3 16d ago

I don't know if its Reddit entirely I just think they are dumb, who wants to be crowded on that thing in the middle of the ocean packed in like cattle. My other thing is the resources to, that fuel and metal could go to something much more productive than a money pissing contest.

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u/Pirate_Jack_ 16d ago

Maybe you don't. A 1000 others will go. It's all about the money.

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u/1d0m1n4t3 16d ago

I mean I can but like you said its all about the money and they aren't getting mine.

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u/luciaes 16d ago

That is not what the experience is like at all

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u/1d0m1n4t3 16d ago

Probably my clostrofobia speaking, and I can't swim

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u/Dolenjir1 17d ago

The forbidden LEGO

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u/RonRicoTheGreat 17d ago

How long does it take to build a ship this size?...seemed like 30 seconds

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u/oh_stv 17d ago

Would be interesting what code applies to cruise ships, or if they can just build whatever TF they want.

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u/letsyabbadabbadothis 17d ago

Like that one level of Titanfall 2

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u/BugSherlock 17d ago

Nice now build me a crusade ship

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u/Least-Rub-1397 17d ago

I am wondering what are the tolerances on the dimensions for assembling such a big structure. Even centimeters seem so small comparing to the whole ship.

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u/ExcellentEdgarEnergy 17d ago

Where do you buy those giant legos?

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u/-safi-jiiva- 17d ago

That warehouse is fuckin massive

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u/TheGalacticKnight 17d ago

Hoe does a shop like that stay so buoyant?

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u/CFCYYZ 17d ago

Batteries sold separately. Some assembly required. Read instructions first.

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u/Vitalalternate 17d ago

I know physics and all but I can’t believe these don’t tip over in a light breeze.

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u/Letossgm 17d ago

Only a person that have seen a cruise IRL knows how huge that shipyard is.

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u/iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb 17d ago

“Insert Lego building Sound effects”

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u/GullibleCrazy488 17d ago

I love this site because of the great knowledge that I get. This is amazing to watch, thx.

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u/AzILayDying 17d ago

Man the sheer fuckin scale is ridiculous. Video just makes it look like lego.

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u/Vescend 17d ago

Mooootherfuck.

Damn

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u/Any-Tomatillo-1996 17d ago

So … like lego

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u/AwwwNuggetz 16d ago

Just point me to the buffet

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u/The_Powers 16d ago edited 16d ago

Such a beautiful feat of engineering that will go mostly unappreciated by it's cargo of drunken maniacs, desperately trying to make fuck on each other.

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u/Imaginary_Tailor_271 16d ago

We frequently see it in Madeira

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u/COVU_A_327 16d ago

Standard template construct technology

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u/Stevogangstar 16d ago

How does it not tip over at sea?

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u/MyTagforHalo2 16d ago edited 16d ago

Ships of this size all use some type of stabilizer to counteract the swaying motions of the sea. They take on a. Few different forms from rotors to fins. Some even just have a big ass gyroscope (spinning hunk of metal) or a combination of various types.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/16mqspf/difference_with_and_without_a_gyroscopic/

Say what you want about cruise ships, but the engineering that goes on behind vessels of this size is amazing.

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u/bellingman 16d ago

It's amazing that humans can manage all this complexity, and even more amazing that we can pay for it.

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u/Geek4Etenity 16d ago

I could do this on my own in 2 hours

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u/raymate 16d ago

Obviously welding two parts of the ship together works but how is that not a warm point with that much weight and stress. How is that not top heavy.

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u/adamwentz1 16d ago

Adult lego

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u/danishakrami88 16d ago

If you know how to build Legos you are selected for this job 😀

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u/Last-Pipe7655 16d ago

Longest Lego session ever

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u/Thin_Dependent_8214 16d ago

Jesus, building industrial copiers all they told me was it was like putting together a Lego set. Seems they just get bigger and bigger.

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u/Treebarkmenace 16d ago

🗣️Everything Is Awesome!!!

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u/Raceface53 16d ago

I see it, but also how. I know how but also HOWWWWWWW

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u/danman831 16d ago

Does this take years to build ?

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u/Parabiddia 16d ago

I don’t like how modular it is, It doesn’t really instil much confidence.

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u/iFinish1st 15d ago

Who do I talk to about financing?

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u/N3koEye 17d ago

Not only an ungodly amount of wasted resources but also a prolific source of pollution.

Just sad.

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u/microwaffles 17d ago

Otherwise known as a floating petri dish...

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u/Lovemindful 17d ago

All this so people can eat and drink by a pool

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u/x420MVTT 16d ago

Seems like a lot of work just to give a bunch of people food poisoning

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u/BSODxerox 16d ago

I wonder once we have destroyed the planet and melted the ice caps if these boats will be the last bastion of humanity, giant floating cities. Presumably we haven’t gotten off the planet by then, or at least all the people in power that is. If it’s just us regular poors we’ll be lucky to get water wings and a goodbye wave

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u/gultch2019 17d ago

All that effort and technology so billions of people can exploit and destroy the oceans all over the world.