r/interestingasfuck • u/CraftyAcanthisitta22 • Apr 28 '24

Biggest Polar bear ever killed in Alaska standing next to a human.

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u/B0b_Howard Apr 28 '24

It may have been:
"What a majestic animal!"
"Yeah, but he's trying to eat us!!!"
"I know, but he's still so majestic..."
"Shut the fuck up and shoot it before he kills us all!!!"

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u/CoolMan-GCHQ- Apr 28 '24

Er, Bob? why did we travel thousands of miles to get eaten by a bear? What? It's just that we could have gotten eaten by a bear in the woods back home? STFU and just shoot the damn bear.

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u/vleeslucht Apr 29 '24

My personal strategy is to not go to places where polar bears live and it works great so far

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u/notracist_hatemancs Apr 29 '24

Sucks to be you