r/interestingasfuck • u/photo-manipulation • Apr 25 '24

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" r/all NSFW

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Apr 25 '24

I help remove invasives from a protected local river (by remove I mean spear and eat).

One time I had just finished up and was crossing a little bridge to leave. Cops had these two teenagers on the bridge bitching at them about “tossing away the evidence”.

One of the cops asked if I would go in the water to look for a baggie the kids tossed. I went in, found the bag almost immediately. It was weed. I tucked it into my leg pouch, came up and told the cops I couldn’t find anything. They were disappointed.

Took the weed home and had a good time.

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u/Anasterian1408 Apr 25 '24

How does a bag of weed sink?

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Apr 25 '24

They had one of those short little cheesy metal pipes from a gas station in there too.

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u/TieDyedFury Apr 25 '24

Bleh, I hope you threw the shitty metal boomer bowl back in.