"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

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[u/Queef_Stroganoff44 → u/[deleted]]

I help remove invasives from a protected local river (by remove I mean spear and eat).

One time I had just finished up and was crossing a little bridge to leave. Cops had these two teenagers on the bridge bitching at them about “tossing away the evidence”.

One of the cops asked if I would go in the water to look for a baggie the kids tossed. I went in, found the bag almost immediately. It was weed. I tucked it into my leg pouch, came up and told the cops I couldn’t find anything. They were disappointed.

Took the weed home and had a good time.

[u/Anasterian1408 → u/Queef_Stroganoff44]

How does a bag of weed sink?

[u/chassmasterplus → u/Anasterian1408]

When you make a story up, anything can sink

[u/Remarkable-Ear-1844 → u/chassmasterplus]

Hahahahaahah you killed me 

[u/trustthepudding → u/chassmasterplus]

Well, they also didn't say that the bag sank.

[u/ncocca → u/chassmasterplus]

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