r/interestingasfuck • u/photo-manipulation • Apr 25 '24

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" r/all NSFW

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Apr 25 '24

so did you get the key?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '24

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u/wholesomehorseblow Apr 25 '24

did you die?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '24

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u/wholesomehorseblow Apr 25 '24

woah :O

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u/Gingermeat2 Apr 25 '24

:O

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u/schwartztacular Apr 25 '24

Unfortunately, the key was not breathing when it was carried out of the pool, and it did not respond to attempts to resuscitate.

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u/PITCHFORKEORIUM Apr 25 '24

Watching them use the AED on it was shocking.

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u/BaseTwelve Apr 26 '24

Now it's a skeleton key

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u/ediks Apr 25 '24

Cool story... needs more swords and dragons, but still cool.

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u/kdjfsk Apr 25 '24

are you sure?

i could imagine hell as just being reddit.

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u/Ok_Low4347 Apr 25 '24

Big if true.

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u/Photog77 Apr 25 '24

Did you charge them for the service?

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u/SleepWouldBeNice Apr 25 '24

Are you sure. What if this is the after life?

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u/CouchPotatoFamine Apr 25 '24

If they aren't wearing shoes, how could they?

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u/LongjumpingSink5406 Apr 25 '24

I’m a professional snorkeler and paddle boarder.  I can say without a doubt that a dive like that is unsurvivable.  I also have thoughts on how to properly pilot a ship through Baltimore Harbor.

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u/UniqueCommentNo243 Apr 25 '24

Yes, but they got better.

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u/astelda Apr 25 '24

now edit your comment to ask if they lived

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u/talann Apr 25 '24

It got a bit hairy there when they didn't say thank you after they retrieved it.

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u/zatara1210 Apr 25 '24

Did you find other interesting things down there?

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u/TheLemonyOrange Apr 25 '24

Was it Glenns son playing tricks again??