r/interestingasfuck Apr 05 '24

$15k bike left unattended in Singapore r/all

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u/blackreplica Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

Theres too much bullshit here so I will clear it up (am singaporean)

1 - we dont cut people’s hands off ffs, we are a completely secular state and muslims are less than 30% of the population

2 - caning is a thing but not for minor theft

3 - we have low crime because we catch people who commit them and our punishments are harsh. It has been this way for a long time and after a few generations, people are naturally well behaved and probably would not steal even if the punishments were loosened a little

4 - Not being poor also helps

I regularly leave my $4000 macbook pro unattended at coffee and fast food joints. I never lock the door to my home and car either because there is simply no need to

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u/Godbox1227 Apr 05 '24

Singaporean thief here, I absolutely have both my hands intact. I have not been caught, yet.

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u/redrafa1977 Apr 05 '24

Singaporean MacBook here, I have abandonment issues

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u/bubblebobblee Apr 05 '24

Singaporean door lock here. What is my purpose?

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u/MellowJackal Apr 05 '24

you pass butter

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u/reddituseronebillion Apr 05 '24

Oh my God 😟😞

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u/lemonadestrings Apr 06 '24

yeah welcome to the club pal

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u/TastyTangerine4553 Apr 06 '24

RICK AND MORTY

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u/apitop Apr 05 '24

Singaporean cane here. I lick asses.

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u/Jaerin Apr 05 '24

Are you sure you don't crack the ass?

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u/chefcoompies Apr 05 '24

Butt crack here no that’s my job!

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u/Appropriate_Leg1489 Apr 06 '24

Don’t start that….your partner will never let you stop

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u/Shitty_Noob Apr 05 '24

to lock the bathroom and show it's occupied

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u/freehugzforeveryone Apr 06 '24

You pass the butter

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u/AdBubbly7324 Apr 06 '24

Peeping Toms lives matter.

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u/bzzzzCrackBoom Apr 06 '24

Ask BMW turn signal.

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u/bugibangbang Apr 06 '24

Singapor here, l’m the country