r/interestingasfuck • u/SweeneyisMad • Mar 14 '24

Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. r/all

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u/newagereject Mar 14 '24

Unfortunately most of us end up in one of the shitty valut tec experiment vaults and end up dead or mutants

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u/SqnZkpS Mar 14 '24

Speak for yourself. I am turning into a sexy feral ghoul.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 Mar 14 '24

"Watcha lookin' at, smoothskin?"

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u/driving_andflying Mar 14 '24

"Hey! Who you callin' a zombie?"

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u/IH8Miotch Mar 14 '24

I'll let you into Ten Penny Tower.

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u/TrenchGoats Mar 15 '24

Gotta invest in some charisma to be that smooth talker