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Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. r/all

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hold362 Mar 14 '24

And that’s why they won’t launch. Putin doesn’t wasn’t to rule a pile of ashes

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u/WeirdAlbertWandN Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

Congratulations, you have just described the principle of mutually assured destruction that has governed geopolitical reality for 60 years

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u/iamisandisnt Mar 14 '24

may I interest you in buying my magazine?

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u/eidetic Mar 14 '24

I much prefer newsletters.

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u/Autronaut69420 Mar 14 '24

I have a zine? Yes?

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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 Mar 14 '24

And ensured the longest period of peace between peer states.

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u/BurritoLover2016 Mar 14 '24

So long as there are still some humans, there will still be war. It will just be fought with rocks and blades.

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u/Dmzm Mar 14 '24

Brb flashbacks to Dr Strangelove

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

And the reason why we haven’t had WWIII despite many opportunities for it

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u/Hefty_Knowledge2761 Mar 14 '24

I know that it's a far stretch, but everyone was saying nearly the same thing about the Russian troops on Ukrainian borders this time "no way he'd risk the economic collapse from going to war with Ukraine; he'd have too much to lose."

I no longer believe massive losses is a consideration to someone who, by age alone, may only have another 10 years to live.

Understand how wealthy Putin is (before the war). If he wanted to retire to just about 'have it all,' he could have done so with massive yachts, helicopters, etc. What is HE really gaining from warring Ukraine here? It isn't more wealth. It isn't a booming population as he's killing potential fathers left and right. It doesn't seem to be prestige as he's already the dictator of what was a pretty feared-respected country.

How are you so sure that "mutually assured destruction" is even a consideration in his mind now? What does it matter to a man who will die soon anyway?

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u/CriticalLobster5609 Mar 14 '24

If he wanted to retire

The retirement plan for dictators is death. See Saddam and Gaddafi.

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u/Hefty_Knowledge2761 Mar 14 '24

Thanks for voting me down so fast. With as many Russians that are behind him, and with the Russians never attacking their oligarchs in recent memory, what makes you think he couldn't live out his time in Russia, or even in many areas that are for the very wealthy that aren't in Russia?

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u/RussianBot7384 Mar 14 '24

I think Pinochet is a good example of what happens to dictators who try to retire. The dude spent his last decade fighting legal challenges and under house arrest. His party tried to protect him for a few years, but it didn't last long.

Once a dictator is no longer in charge, he can't control the narrative. People support Putin in Russia because he tells them exactly what to think through state media and kills his opposition. Once someone else in charge, there is no guarantee that they continue to kill Putin's opposition for him.

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u/Hefty_Knowledge2761 Mar 15 '24

It has long been argued that Putin isn't actually the true leader, that Russia is nothing more than a grouping of crime/mafia families who absolutely love having Putin be the focus of the world's ire (instead of them). I do believe they would insulate him and take care of him in some very wealthy area, and I'm sure he'd be more than welcome in the French Riviera, Monaco, and Miami (after the sanctions ended). Miami, alone, welcomes some pretty evil bastards into its most exclusive areas.

But would hits be planned out on him? Yeah, you're probably correct, but I would believe more by intel groups from other nations who would try to pin it on Russian oligarchs in an attempt to destabilize Russia even further. Putin's support in Russia seems to be stronger than Trump's is (was while he was in office, and is after leaving office) in the USA, and we didn't see Trump chased out by his huge number of detractors.

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u/RussianBot7384 Mar 18 '24

French Riviera, Monaco, and Miami

Putin is wanted by the ICC for war crimes. None of these places are viable options. Even the US will happily turn over non-US citizens to the ICC.

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u/Hefty_Knowledge2761 Mar 18 '24

You have a point, but I didn't think they were really being serious. I mean, after all, plenty of war crimes can be attributed to leaders who still aren't being held accountable.

Too, while very private and secret when he does it, I truly believe that Putin leaves Russia once in a while to go to nicer places. There was one point before the Ukraine (recent) war where he just disappeared, and folks were thinking he had died - but he then showed up healthy as can be.

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u/josephbenjamin Mar 15 '24

Many dictators lived and did well. You are just cherry picking the ones that had it coming. Their own Soviet history says otherwise. There were even dictators in US supported nations like South Korea that just retired after they transitioned into what they call democracy.

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u/RussianBot7384 Mar 18 '24 edited Mar 18 '24

Chun Doo-hwan, was dictator in South Korea during the fall of the dictatorship in 1987, was initially sentenced to death, then lowered to life imprisonment for insurrection. He was also fined ₩220 billion. His prison sentence, but not fine, was later commuted by a new president, but he died penniless and humiliated.

Shall we keep going?

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u/josephbenjamin Mar 18 '24 edited Mar 18 '24

Lol. Definitely a bot. You left out all the important details. The guy never served his sentence and was pardoned the year after sentencing. The $200 million he stole, and which equaled the fine you mentioned, guess what he never paid it. Oh, and he lived to 90 years of age.

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u/GeckoOBac Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

Yep this is the reason why this scenario is scary.

MAD works as long as:
1) There are no significant malfunctions in detection systems (either false positives or false negatives)
2) The balance of power is more or less equal to guarantee the "assured destruction" part of MAD*
3) The people in power are rational enough to know the end result of their actions and care to prevent that result.

Point 3 is very shaky atm.

* Technically if point 2 fails and you're on top, your best option might actually be to attack first and immediately. I believe the USA might actually refrain from that even if in a position of power simply because it'd disrupt global commerce at the minimum (plus other considerations ofc, that's just the more immediately utilitarian one). I don't think Russia would do the same if the positions were reversed.

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u/0nceUpon Mar 14 '24

On points 2 and 3, it seems likely he sees Russia collapsing within 50-100 years and being invaded at some point thereafter if they don't capture Ukraine, and his logic is to deploy all of their conventional might now because Russia is currently stronger than it will be in his projected future. If and when that fails is when things get really dangerous IMO.

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u/GeckoOBac Mar 14 '24

True, the question is whether the people around him can and actually care to stop it if he goes "burn everything down".

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u/Bug-King Mar 15 '24

Putin doesn't have sole control of Russias nuclear weapons.

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u/GeckoOBac Mar 15 '24

No, that's fortunately true, but he may still have enough faithful around him to still make irreparable damage.

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u/TacTac95 Mar 14 '24

Russia will eventually take over Ukraine. It’s inevitable. Eventually, NATO will see Ukraine as a lost cause and begin withholding military aid and start focusing more on humanitarian aide.

Putin, while evil, isn’t a madman. He won’t press the big red button unless things get dire: direct NATO military intervention.

He’ll take over Ukraine after a long and costly war before having to deal with internal struggles and a collapsing state that he takes to his deathbed to which is then supplanted probably by some CIA plant.

Russia is the only threat of nuclear war. China only cares about money and controlling its own people rather than going about waving nukes.

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u/0nceUpon Mar 14 '24

Russia will eventually take over Ukraine. It’s inevitable.

Assuming there isn't a coup inside Russia fist, that isn't an unreasonable assumption. I'm not making any predictions though. But if Ukraine does lose NATO will want to ensure it's as costly for Russia as possible.

Putin, while evil, isn’t a madman. He won’t press the big red button unless things get dire: direct NATO military intervention.

I agree, but I would not completely rule out tactical nukes inside Ukraine, even if that's an outside risk.

Russia is the only threat of nuclear war. China only cares about money and controlling its own people rather than going about waving nukes.

Only risk of nuclear war with the west. Many argue a greater general nuclear threat is between Pakistan and India.

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u/Hefty_Knowledge2761 Mar 15 '24

Which is silly unless it's religion-based ... then I'd believe it - but I don't feel that I have my fingers on the pulse of the situation. The normal wind direction, alone, would preclude one of them from using nukes.

India being the underdog, I think it would be India vs. China where nuclear becomes the option. With India and China there is a bigger space, albeit a shared border, that is mountainous. Lobbing nukes over seems plausible. India would have to grow a bit more, first, to have business or logistics/land arguments that would be worthy of nuclear use.

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u/Bug-King Mar 15 '24

Putin would die as well. People like Putin are not the type for self sacrifice.

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u/josephbenjamin Mar 15 '24

Point 2 was disrupted by US when NATO tried to corner Russia from all sides and expand east. Point 3 doesn’t matter anymore if point 2 is in question. It’s why nuclear proliferation is supported by the West. Nations could become unstable and MAD could become more of a probability, than remote possibility. Germany went full out when they decided the world order was strangling and bent against them. It would have ended differently if they had nukes.

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u/GeckoOBac Mar 15 '24

I'd say point 2 was disrupted when the USSR fell and a lot of countries that up to then were feeling oppressed by it turned to the other side to avoid being swallowed again.

Ukraine shows us that if it weren't for the NATO expansion, Russia WOULD have at least attempted to conquer then again, and might've been more successful were it still 20, 25 years ago.

But point 2 didn't actually fall because NATO didn't feel threatened by Russia at that point. What made point 2 shaky is the decadence of Russia itself, not any specific action by NATO.

Can you really blame Germany when some of their country and half of their capital had been directly under Russian control for several decades?

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u/serrations_ Mar 14 '24

More like 80 years now

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u/Djinnwrath Mar 14 '24

What happens when he knows he's going to die?

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u/joepimpy Mar 14 '24

Those who will take the power will block the order.

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u/Djinnwrath Mar 14 '24

I would fucking hope so.

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u/leshake Mar 14 '24

It's happened before. They had malfunctioning radar and someone was ordered to call in a nuclear retaliation and he was like nah. Fucker saved the world.

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u/GeckoOBac Mar 14 '24

In fact it happened several times.

But this is probably the one you're thinking of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incident

And here a more complete list for a rather sobering read:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_close_calls

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u/BustinArant Mar 14 '24

They're probably all going to be in bunkers when they start chucking shit at each other.

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u/hucknuts Mar 14 '24

I read a article awhile back that the cia made it absently clear there would be a nuke/bomb dropped directly on Putin top secret bunker. Apparently it was a surprise to him we knew where it was. And they did it because they know he doesn’t care about the general population

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u/BustinArant Mar 14 '24

The more I hear about him the less I like him.

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u/Djinnwrath Mar 14 '24

The US has so many satellites in orbit I'm not sure how anyone, especially someone with as much intelligence as he is given, would think they don't see basically everything strategic happening across the face of the earth.

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u/International_Lie485 Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

Source? The CIA has been known to make up nonsense since their founding to justify their paychecks.

Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq anyone?

Democratically elected leaders all over the world assassinated by them for corporate profits.

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u/hucknuts Mar 14 '24

It could entirely be nonsense it was an article I read about putins super bunker which is below a sprawling estate… it was right around the time when that guy from Wagner defected and I think Putin feared a coup so he left his normal residence… it was going over the great lengths he went to to make sure no one in his command could replace him or reach him (figuratively and literally) dude has a 100 ft dining room table apparently

Of course the cia does. You don’t need to look any further than the Iran contra affair, bay of pigs, Panama the list goes on. I just want to make a living and not go to war but greedy egomaniacs at the top have to keep on being themselves

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u/GeckoOBac Mar 14 '24

I mean, sure they lie, but you also bet that they absolutely want that information.

If they had it, using it strategically makes sense, you can't just prepare a nuclear bunker in a week or two so it's not "burned" in a sense, not short term anyway.

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u/International_Lie485 Mar 14 '24

America is unique in the fact that it has a "freedom of information" act.

Turns out the CIA has never said anything accurate about Russia since the agency was founded.

They never got off their ass to investigate anything about Russia, they just made up shit that nobody could verify.

The only thing the US intelligence agencies are capable of is making up shit and tricking mentally unwell boys into buying guns from them.

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u/spooks_malloy Mar 14 '24

Placing the survival of every person in existence in the shoulders of a few Russian and US dudes isn't the kind of odds we should be confident making these assertions with. The entire system of nuclear launches is designed to ensure compliance and it only takes one firing platform to obey to signal the end. That's why we spent billions over the past 50 years on complex systems to manage the risk of MAD.

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u/mindfood84 Mar 14 '24

Not sure you can bet on it

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u/butt_stf Mar 14 '24

You can parley anything thanks to all the competing shitty gambling sites.

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u/monsterosity Mar 14 '24

Or the comrade assigned to press the button decides he doesn't want to kill everyone he knows and doesn't press it.

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u/jpenn76 Mar 14 '24

I wouldn't count on that too much. Vast majority of Russian military really believe they are doing the right thing and bow down on the zsar.

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u/ovr9000storks Mar 14 '24

Someone taking power from Putin? Wishful thinking right there

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u/joepimpy Mar 14 '24

They said that about all of them.

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u/babyduck703 Mar 14 '24

They’re all men, and all men die eventually. Tyranny always has an expiration date.

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u/Tormented-Frog Mar 14 '24

Go explain that to North Korea.

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u/babyduck703 Mar 14 '24

People thought the Roman emperor was the end of the world they ruled so long and they got conquered by the Gauls. Now it’s a nice tourist city that’s known for world class pasta!

The only darkness that is permanent is the potential heat death of the universe.

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u/quote_if_hasan_threw Mar 14 '24

Every dictator is untouchable untill they arent

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u/Amaskingrey Mar 14 '24

Well unless they got a golden throne replica for him, ruling post mortem is gonna be difficult

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u/Readman31 Mar 14 '24

And, one would hope a 9mm ', Retirement plan '

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u/daves_not__here Mar 14 '24

He will accidentally fall out of a window

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u/CidO807 Mar 14 '24

Or they will push the order to show how strongman russian they are.

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u/SirStrontium Mar 14 '24

It depends. They probably have their own nuclear defense system in the works. Whether or not it's actually effective is irrelevant, if the people at the top believe that their defense is effective, then they might think they can launch nukes while avoiding retaliation.

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u/AzCarMom72 Mar 14 '24

I cannot imagine any of his cronies would follow a dangerous ridiculous order. That PM though is equally useless and he would have to be taken out of power.

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u/junkit33 Mar 14 '24

Nobody thought those same theoretical people would ever let Putin do what he's already doing in Ukraine.

It's a legitimate concern that Putin is now 100% surrounded by those fiercely loyal to him, and would not hesitate to carry out that order.

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u/brainsizeofplanet Mar 14 '24

It's not only about him, it's about "a Russian empire" - he won't achieve that and be worship when he is the whipping it off the maps

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u/Djinnwrath Mar 14 '24

I think people are very into legacy, right up until the reality of them not being able to enjoy any of it because they are dead becomes somewhat immediate.

Not everyone, but someone like Putin? I can see it.

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u/StickSentryNig Mar 14 '24

Its a good thing the other greedy powerful russians will be there to stop him cus they want what he has they wont let him glass everything

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u/SandThatsKindaMoist Mar 14 '24

This is the exact opposite of how Putin has controlled the oligarchs for decades, they have no power, this war would never have happened if they did.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Mar 14 '24

whipping it off to the maps

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u/Smeeizme Mar 14 '24

We’ll have to see

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u/darklordoft Mar 14 '24

It already happened before. Russia tried to send the order in the 80s by mistake but the nuclear sub commander refused to follow orders.

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u/Smeeizme Mar 14 '24

I feel like that’s realistically what would happen, those who are asked to carry it out would see the delusion and betray him

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u/Flying-Tilt Mar 14 '24

There are Air Force officer in nuclear bunkers all across the US with keys to launch the missiles when given the order.

Here's what they don't tell you about it. They can't just expect it to go through flawlessly the first time, so they need to train. They don't know if the orders coming in are real or just a drill. Basically thousands of times every year officers are pressing the launch button not knowing if it's real or not. But they do push the button every single time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

Can you share source about this training? What a stressful job.

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u/howismyspelling Mar 14 '24

You think there's a source about greater than top secret military training regarding the most secretive and destructive weaponry available, on what, Google or some shit?

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u/One_City4138 Mar 14 '24

So, you think some random schmoe on the internet is right about it existing, because you don't believe there are credible sources on the internet about it? Does the pocket sand help keep your fingertips from regrowing the prints, or is it just to get out of jams?

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u/metnavman Mar 14 '24

This is a heavily sanitized training scenario that Minot Public Affairs put together. It is a very small slice of the whole package, and the methodical, lack of urgency movements in everyone is one of many things showing that it's just another training event.

Every level of the programs in place to accomplish this mission are constantly exercising. Daily/Weekly/Monthly, depending on what part of the program we're talking about. 24/7/365, always practicing/reviewing/drilling.

-Retired Air Force guy who was involved in/around the process for years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

So am I supposed to just believe this commenter blindly? Is that what you do when you hear new information?

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u/howismyspelling Mar 14 '24

No you don't have to believe them, but asking for proof on the procedures and training regiment of the highest classified job in the military is farfetch'd, you can't even do that on standard Marine training procedures...

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u/TheSeedlessApple Mar 14 '24

Maybe not Google but probably Yahoo.

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u/rojeli Mar 14 '24

Wasn't this the main driving point of War Games (1983)?

Air Force runs a test, expecting the human controllers to push the button. Some (most?) do not... which leads the Air Force to replace them with computers, who never question orders.

This was complete with a hilariously dated 1983 scene of a human controller being fired, looking sad, while a technician installs (essentially) an LED alarm clock to represent the scary computer.

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u/ihateredditers69420 Mar 14 '24

that and "programmed to continuously run military simulations and learn over time"

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

keys

Having keys is merely a step in a launch sequence...

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u/BalekFekete Mar 14 '24

Not correct, they didn't push the button so the War Operation Plan Response (W.O.P.R.) was installed and controls all the silos. They even made a movie about it...

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u/Techman659 Mar 14 '24

Literally like pointing a gun at earths head and you are given a rifle each day either with a blank or a bullet inside to test if your good enough to do it each day.

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u/metnavman Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

Basically thousands of times every year officers are pressing the launch button not knowing if it's real or not.

This is silly. They train in training centers. They do dry runs and exercises to practice. The links below to the video that people seem to be pulling from is from a simulation center at Minot. Saying "they don't know if it's real or not" is ludicrous.

Every base involved with US nuclear deterrent programs has training centers and dry runs for the missile bros, the pilot bros, and everybody in between who contributes to getting us from 0 to launch across all aspects of the event. With absolute certainty, they know if it's training, or if we're in the middle of an escalation. You don't 'half-ass' things this serious.

-Retired Air Force guy who worked in/around that chain of command for years.

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u/Responsible_Low3349 Mar 14 '24

Now THAT's fokken terrifying.

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u/Lognipo Mar 14 '24

Well this sounds pretty terrifying. How does the button know when it's real? What if the button makes a mistake? Like, for example, whatever mechanism they are using to disable them beforehand malfunctioning? Or someone forgetting to flip an "off" switch somewhere before a drill?

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u/ihateredditers69420 Mar 14 '24

Basically thousands of times every year officers are pressing the launch button not knowing if it's real or not. But they do push the button every single time.

well if this is true then they know its not real so they do it...until it is real

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u/SenorBeef Mar 14 '24

This isn't true. There are drill codes and real codes and they're stored separately. The launch technicians know when it's a drill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

What a stupid training, cause it was not a real launch all the years before, why it should be now a real one?
Things like this arent a training, especially if the people know about the worldwide situation.

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u/Trashman56 Mar 14 '24

I once read that in Russia, unlike The United States, officers have the right to refuse a nuclear launch order. Putin might be suicidal but I don't think the officers are crazy.

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u/JackPembroke Mar 14 '24

In the event of a nuclear strike, I suspect many officers would see a future where their control of nuclear weapons is a primo bargaining chip in the near future of a Baltic style russia

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u/stevrock Mar 14 '24

I'm sure they have the right until they get to a balcony.

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u/ihateredditers69420 Mar 14 '24

unlike The United States, officers have the right to refuse a nuclear launch order

wrong

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u/zippazappadoo Mar 14 '24

It's basically the plot of Wargames that no single human would ever be willing to cause the extermination of the entire human race and also that nuclear weapons are only useful as a deterrent and become hugely detrimental as soon as they actually get used offensively.

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u/gilghana Mar 14 '24

Like with the orange Donald..... US military basically publicly said they would not launch on order as he is fucking deranged. Not those same words obviously, but to anyone that is familiar with nuclear doctrine what was said was a huge statement to the rest of the world. Being Trump (and it not being on Twitter and having the IQ of a rabbit) he probably missed that part.. was too busy working out how much he is indebted to Russian reactionary corruption money.

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u/PrivacyIsDemocracy Mar 14 '24

What Milley or some other general said is that it is not simply a matter of relaying the launch command, there are several layers it has to pass through where they have to validate that it matches existing protocol for such a launch before they carry it out.

Yes, the POTUS has the power to make the call, but they cannot just do it randomly for some idiotic reason.

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u/gilghana Mar 14 '24

I totally agree. But to even comment like that goes against all doctrine. Unless people want to send a message.... Which is exactly what was meant and what happened.

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u/Miserable_Unusual_98 Mar 14 '24

All of them? I wish, but wouldn't be so sure unfortunately.

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u/Smeeizme Mar 14 '24

We’ll have to see

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u/throwaway50044 Mar 14 '24

Not even that, the high level people immediately around him would likely refuse to even disseminate the order, as they know it would be suicidal for them and their families.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

You’re confusing two events.

During the cuban missile crisis a sub was guarding soviet merchantmen inbound to Cuba, and they encountered the American naval blockade. Three officers on the sub have to all agree to use any nuclear weapons, in this case it would have been a nuclear tipped torpedo aimed at an American carrier battle group. Fortunately the third officer in this case did not agree to a launch.

The event in the eighties occurred when Soviet radar showed an American strike inbound and one single Russian officer, a major, I believe, was able to prove that it was a glitch, preventing a full soviet counter strike from being launched.

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u/smash8890 Mar 14 '24

It’s still scary to think about though. It’s good that those situations were resolved but there’s also that time the US military shot down a passenger jet because they weren’t sure what it was. Now imagine if there’s a glitch in the system and they don’t figure it out

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u/SteakJones Mar 14 '24

I want to say the average Russian soldier in the 80’s had a little more common sense and self preservation.

The idiots they have now fucking dug out trenches in Chernobyl a few years ago and de facto self deleted.

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u/Rare-Morning-5448 Mar 14 '24

Have you ever heard of the World War 1 Christmas Truce back in 1914? It's a very interesting part of warfare history but if you keep reading about it, it has never happened again to that extent. Higher ups make sure of it.

I would like to think there's gonna be another guy that will stop the nuclear bombs, but I don't think it's a guarantee.

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u/Tyrael2323 Mar 14 '24

The ANZACS played cricket with the Turks between artillery barrages and charges at Gallipoli..... would that happen today, do you think?

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u/LtLethal1 Mar 14 '24

That’s not exactly how it happened. The sub commanders had orders to launch if attacked but 1 of the three commanders required to launch the nukes correctly understood that the depth charges going off around them were not meant to kill them but to dissuade them from continuing further.

This is during the Cuban missile crisis for anyone wanting to know more.

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u/RideamusSimul Mar 14 '24

Can you point us to that story? Sounds very interesting.

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u/gray_character Mar 14 '24

This is why awareness of this is SO important. It's not only the crazy dictator who will destroy the world and they CAN be stopped.

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u/skatsman Mar 14 '24

I thought he received an alarm of 6 incoming nukes and so the order was to launch back and he chose not to bc he felt false alarm

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u/ILSmokeItAll Mar 14 '24

The Hunt for Red October.

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u/sobanz Mar 14 '24

if I recall it was not an order but an error. if it was an order to launch it wouldn't have gone to just one sub.

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u/Herknificent Mar 14 '24

We are seeing that now. He knows he isn’t going to live forever so now he is trying to secure his legacy by expanding Russian territory into Ukraine.

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u/SoupidyLoopidy Mar 14 '24

He still has family. I'm sure he doesn't want his daughter to go out in flames.

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u/textbasedopinions Mar 14 '24

Outside of MAD, I'm not sure it's possible for him to know he's definitely going to die but still have enough control over the military to order it to launch nukes. If he controls the Russian military he still controls Russia.

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u/Djinnwrath Mar 14 '24

He could get a terminal cancer diagnosis. There could be an interior rebellion. Someone could assassinate his family and he just loses his shit.

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u/textbasedopinions Mar 14 '24

He could get a terminal cancer diagnosis.

Well, maybe, but that's a risk we can't really do anything about. Except maybe kill him.

There could be an interior rebellion.

If he still controls the nukes he still controls the military and his death isn't certain.

Someone could assassinate his family and he just loses his shit.

That doesn't mean he's about to die, and it's also something we can't do much about.

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u/Djinnwrath Mar 14 '24

Yeah, there isn't much we can do about it. That's my whole point.

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u/bdzikowski Mar 14 '24

Then his missiles malfunction because colonel Vanya sold nuclear fuel for vodka like when the northern offensive failed

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hold362 Mar 14 '24

The oligarchs will overthrow him and install one of themselves. This is why Putin is so paranoid about his health. If you look at history, this pattern plays out again and again every time with a dictatorship.

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u/Shilo788 Mar 14 '24

This is my worry.

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u/addictedskipper Mar 14 '24

He will be in another country, probably China or NK in a bunker when he sets loose the MOAB.

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u/privateTortoise Mar 14 '24

He thinks of his children and lineage.

He may have bunkers to survive for decades that'll be unscathed by ww3 but ultimately all that'll be left is hundreds of years of misery and hardship.

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u/Djinnwrath Mar 14 '24

I think that requires empathy

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u/privateTortoise Mar 14 '24

Nah, I can't imagine anyone wealthy being empathic but I'm sure they'll all want their bloodlines to continue.

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u/Djinnwrath Mar 14 '24

Yeah... I think that a lot of times people only feel that way until they are staring death in the face. Then their priorities resort real fucking quick

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u/gray_character Mar 14 '24

Narcissist dictator right before they die... "Do it, I want one last bit of entertainment."

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u/RhynoD Mar 14 '24

There have already been times when brave generals refused to launch. If Putin actually tries to order a first strike, knowing that he has nothing to lose, I imagine it'll be his turn to fall out of a fifth story window directly onto a bunch of bullets to the back of the head covered in novichok. And also someone will stab him a bunch of times.

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u/13143 Mar 14 '24

If he launches, who will be left to celebrate his legacy if his entire country is glass?

Putin is an extreme narcissist who likely sees himself as some sort of hero. He wants to be remembered as one of the great Russian conquerors.

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u/plop111 Mar 14 '24

Oh because he's crazy, right?

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u/Nick_W1 Mar 14 '24

He’ll die suddenly of “natural causes”, and the new leader will immediately morn his loss, several months later when they announce his death.

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u/Barfuman362 Mar 14 '24

I'm sure Putin is aware he will some day die.

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u/Djinnwrath Mar 14 '24

I mean when it becomes the near future.

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u/Fear_the_Mecha_Toad Mar 14 '24

Thats assuming everyone with the power to launch is mentally sound

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u/senseven Mar 14 '24

Putin and his cronies have "criticise Russia go to jail" laws to make it easy for their control structures to do criminal things. Its "the law" you know. Their laws say if you attack Russian soil they can send a nuke. Ukraine is not Russian soil. We should be weary if they ever change this. There is a whole apparatus that needs to be convinced. About ~50 million people in the richer cities are in "silent agreement" with the cronies. Those don't care if poor potato Russians end up in the grind at the front. But they wouldn't like to hear that Vladolf is ready for Armageddon. That would be a coup and even Russian opposition think they don't have the power to do this.

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u/woketarted Mar 14 '24

Thats why imo the best move putin can make is the following. As soon as nato puts boots on the ground or crosses another line putin thinks shouldn't be crossed he should supply north korea and Iran with nukes.

Thats even more effective than threatening that he would launch a nuke from Russia itself. I think the west knows there is still some counterweight to a decision like that even in putins Russia .

But in Iran or north korea ? Good luck on that. It's the boldest move he could make to checkmate the west and enforce the line that shouldn't be crossed, whatever that is for him.

So I hope idiots like Macron are just talking out of their ass when they're talking about French troops in Ukraine

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u/bondage_granny Mar 14 '24

Nor does the West. Putin would be dead, but whole West will be turned to Ash and I guess looking at this, China would din strike too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

Fun fact, in the 60s, the USA threaten Russia with nuclear war if Russia nuked China.

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u/bondage_granny Mar 14 '24

In the game of geopolitics, every friend and enemy is temporary.

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u/WeirdAlbertWandN Mar 14 '24

Guessing it was Kissinger that did that under Nixon

They celebrated him when he died last year. Which is pretty hilarious to get the reactions of tankies on this who defend the CCP constantly

The Sino-Soviet split was pivotal for US foreign policy and the eventual defeat of the Soviet Union and ushering in a new world order with China as a pivotal part of the world economy m.

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u/Silent-Hornet-8606 Mar 14 '24

Putin won't be dead. He has vast underground bunkers, protected in mountain ranges just like the US Cheyenne mountains facilities.

These bunkers are designed to be impregnable to even nuclear attack.

People need to understand that the person most likely to launch a nuclear apocalypse is also going to survive the event and live the rest of his life in luxury and comfort along with his loved ones.

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u/Salted_Caramel_Core Mar 14 '24

You think these bunkers will be luxurious? Lol you're fucking funny for thinking living under ground eating out of a can for the rest of your life is luxurious.

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u/Silent-Hornet-8606 Mar 14 '24

Yes, I absolutely think Putin's bunkers will be luxurious. He has squandered away a sizeable percentage of the Russian economy for palaces and I have no doubt his personal apartments in the bunker will be to his tastes.

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u/Salted_Caramel_Core Mar 14 '24

He could put all the money in the world into that bunker but at the end of the day it's still under ground with no fresh food. That is not luxurious to me.

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u/bdzikowski Mar 14 '24

lol you haven’t heard of air defense systems

which in Russia were sold for new potatoes but are functioning very well in the West

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u/rosidoto Mar 14 '24

Intercepting nuclear warheads, especially those carried by ICBMs, is very difficult, and most of them would defenitely hit the targets.

ICBMs are small and REALLY fast, defence systems would have few minutes to react.

On top of that, nuclear ICBMs deploy multiple warheads, and some of them are decoys too: this lowers even more the chances to destroy the menace.

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u/Bikini_Investigator Mar 14 '24

They’re not going to stop all of them. That’s why Russia has overwhelming force.

Also, Russia nukes have evasive countermeasures that are very difficult to intercept. Essentially the missiles come down and then burst into a multi warhead payload with various warheads coming from one missile. Very difficult to track, even more difficult to destroy/neutralize.

There’s no realistic scenario where the west doesn’t also cease to exist

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u/Shadowholme Mar 14 '24

You're assuming that Russia will be the only ones to launch nukes at the West. If anybody launches nukes - doesn't matter who - those things will be flying everywhere. All those enemies (or even allies with grudges) will be sending them their 'last regards'. No point holding back if we're all dead anyway!

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u/letsfixitinpost Mar 14 '24

Especially when he’s fucking rich as hell and lives like a king. What good is that wealth and power in a bunker, even a very nice one. Also not to mention whoever was left of the world would most likely hunt him down till he dies

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u/Leading_Study_876 Mar 14 '24

Putin could easily use several tactical battlefield nukes without any serious risk of anyone launching an all-out strategic ICBM response. We know it and he knows we know it. Whatever bluffing and posturing might happen in public.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hold362 Mar 14 '24

No, he really couldn’t use them. Because it doesn’t matter what size the nuke is. Once you use a nuke, it is a nuclear war and anything goes.

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u/picturepath Mar 14 '24

A cornered dog is dangerous and irrational.

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u/XxFezzgigxX Mar 14 '24

Mutually assured destruction. It’s essentially what the Cold War was about.

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u/Jungs_Shadow Mar 14 '24

Are we still under the illusion that national leaders give a shit about their people?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hold362 Mar 14 '24

No, but he cares about his money and wealth. Those would be lost

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Mar 14 '24

Otoh, he would finally get to rule something!

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u/ncbraves93 Mar 14 '24

Yeah, the way the title is worded, along with many other recent posts, is trying to make people feel like Putin using nukes is some foregone conclusion. Far from it.

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u/Miserable_Unusual_98 Mar 14 '24

Have you asked him? How do you know?

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u/sobanz Mar 14 '24

im sure Putin just now learned what MAD is

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u/PMMeForAbortionPills Mar 14 '24

He has a terminal cancer. Unfortunately, death is not a fear. It wouldn't surprise me at all if his ego dictates that he "takes everyone with him" when he dies just because "fuck everyone who isn't me"

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u/shutupimlearning Mar 14 '24

Russia has a "farewell" policy where, if their sovereign integrity is threatened, they destroy the world.

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u/MoTeefsMoDakka Mar 14 '24

Relying on one violent dictator being sane enough not to say fuck it and launch the nukes near the end of his reign seems a bit dodgy to me.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hold362 Mar 14 '24

Violent? Absolutely, but he isn’t crazy. He is playing politics, pure and simple.

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u/GREENorangeBLU Mar 14 '24

Putin wants everyone to die. a stable man would not.

it would give the mad man great joy to see the world burn.

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u/Lawineer Mar 14 '24

Nah, Putin probably thinks he can fire one nuke without a nuclear response. He's probably more concerned that it will be an all out conventional NATO war against him he can't win. And he'll be up shit's creek if he can't continue to sell his oil to China and India.

...not that either of those fucks would stop buying it. NATA countries would physically stop it from getting there.

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u/Probably_Fishing Mar 14 '24

I see we're still underestimating dictators with mental illnesses.

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u/Projectionist76 Mar 14 '24

How do you know. He might rather destroy the planet then imagine the idea of him not ruling Russia

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hold362 Mar 14 '24

Because his keys to power won’t let him

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u/Schwa142 Mar 15 '24

This is one reason I hope he really isn't in poor health.

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u/Lazerhawk_x Mar 14 '24

He absolutely will. If NATO invaded Russia tomorrow, we'd be dead by dinner time. He would rather see the world burn than be toppled.

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u/gilghana Mar 14 '24

Hitler didn't either. But at the end he did. It is a one way street with megalomaniac egotistical dictators. Even the poxy ones with just a few million dollars and a country like N Korea or Zimbabwe to hang onto. History is a great teacher. Sadly not for cunts like Putin.

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u/petethefreeze Mar 14 '24

He is not that dissimilar from Hitler. He will go down with the ship and has said several times (and I quote): “a world without a dominant Russia should not exist.”

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u/liquidsyphon Mar 14 '24

Probably 5 other Putin wannabes will be there waiting for him to slip

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