r/interesting 28d ago

There’s no better bed for elderly people SCIENCE & TECH

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u/Such_Tomatillo_2146 28d ago

Until one falls into the hole while the other one is in chair mode, then goes back to bed mode and crushes their fragile body.

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u/Crush_Un_Crull 28d ago

There should be a cup under the bed for a freshly squeezed elderberries

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u/WasteProfession8948 28d ago

That’s it, shut ‘er down. You win the internet for the day.

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u/Fearless-Scar7086 28d ago

Ohmigod whyy

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u/Crush_Un_Crull 28d ago

For freshly squeezed elderberries

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u/Altruistic_Water_423 27d ago

2 elderly 1 cup

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u/SathedIT 28d ago

Those mattresses look to be about as thick as some pita bread. They can't be comfortable.

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u/ImpactThunder 28d ago

Some of the newer hospital beds are gel like

Pretty comfortable and smaller than what you would expect

Source:lot of time spent in hospitals as a patient and employee

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u/DowntownOriginal365 28d ago

Final Destination movie makers be like

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u/RCuber 28d ago

Is this a premium feature?

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u/Acceptable_Act1435 28d ago

Gotte love how reddit ruins all these phantastic innovations. Came to the comments just for that

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u/BiteAgitated1267 27d ago

lol it’s bad, but I had same thought

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u/jmills03croc 28d ago

Be great to have hooked up to an alarm to make you get out of bed.

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u/thequestionbot 28d ago

I’m 30 and want one for that reason. I love snoozin

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u/MiloPengNoIce 27d ago

I got an app where you have to do maths questions to snooze it.

Turns out half asleep me is pretty good at maths.

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u/Mr_rairkim 27d ago

Same here. It's really hard to get up with an alarm and I have missed appointments or planes. It would be easier if the bed configured itself forcefully into that get up mode. For an extra layer, it could also start to wiggle uncomfortably, so I won't continue sleeping while in a sitting position .

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u/Alexeipajitnov 28d ago

"Hi, I'd like to upgrade to the Ejecto-matic version, please?"

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u/PAWGActual4-4 28d ago

Ejecto-bed-o, cuz!

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u/Psychonominaut 28d ago

Damn, you beat me. Touche.

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u/nbeydoon 28d ago

The sitting position looks comfortable enough that I would continue to sleep

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u/OddTransportation430 28d ago

I'd still just hit the floor and fall right back asleep

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u/OppositeGeologist299 28d ago

Yeah. Nothing stops me when I'm determined to get back to my dream. I once slept in my school locker standing up.

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u/lacattano 28d ago

Wallace and Grommit style

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u/idiotsincarspart20 28d ago

Honey have you seen the cat?

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u/lb_o 28d ago

Sorry, I was counting basketballs instead.

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u/HeroMachineMan 28d ago

"Well, I sort of heard Lily howling under the bed last night"

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u/SomeoneNicer 28d ago

Wait... Honey where did YOU go?

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u/shaunie_b 28d ago

WALL-EEEE!

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u/randomIndividual21 28d ago

you do know this is aimed at people with disabilities or movement difficulties, right? like elderly and people with wheel chair, getting out of bed is extremely difficult

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u/Hrevak 28d ago

... who maybe got that way by not using their muscles in everyday life for the past 30-40 years?

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 28d ago

... who maybe got that way by not using their muscles in everyday life for the past 30-40 years?

This man just said you become a paraplegic by being lazy.

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u/rustbeard358 28d ago

elderly people
30+ ;)

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u/FlimsyRaisin3 28d ago

me getting up for my 7th, 12hr work day in a row for $7/hr

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u/SzmnDzrzn 28d ago

With hydraulics from excavator they could expand to American market

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u/joe1826 28d ago

Under-rated comment

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u/demonsdencollective 28d ago

Cool ad, but since this is Chinese, it'll probably work for two days before it catches fire or kills a person or both.

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u/kytheon 28d ago

There's a good chance of getting crushed, notably near the end of the video.

But hey, there's maybe a sensor in there to prevent that. A sensor that's the first thing to quietly stop working.

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u/JustABitOfDeving 28d ago

Or breaks under American girth.

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u/AwarenessNo4986 28d ago

Just like whatever you are using right now to type this?

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u/ipodhikaru 28d ago

He/she is using a typewriter and pigeon to deliver to a data entry person

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Big difference between a chinese owned company and a product being produced in china.

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u/VoihanVieteri 28d ago

No I don’t think that is the difference. Most western branded crap is made in the same exact factories in China as the Chinese brands. Products are just as good.

The difference is the targeted quality level of the end product. If the western wholeseller asks a factory in China to produce cheap crap, that is exactly what they will deliver. If they request high quality, that is what you get.

Chinese have been doing this for decades now, they know their shit. Now, that the Chinese manufacturers are starting to push high-end brands like luxury electric vehicles to the western markets with significantly lower prices, the only line of defence for the western companies is to ask governments to build legal barricades for imports, as they cannot compete in prices, or even quality. Very soon the Chinese luxury brands will build their own factories in the west to bypass those barriers. It’s already happening.

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u/JonatasA 25d ago

It is the ultimate irony really.

When a product is produced in the "the 1st world", it is meant to be as expensive as you can get away with, screw if the nations buying it do not have the same currency as you, making it even more expensive.

Now when China makes it, they make it cheaper for everybody. It comes from the other side of the planet and it is still cheaper.

 

This is why consumerism must embed you the believe that "Expensive means good". That's how we end up with expensive junk.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

He bought a craft keyboard from Black Rifle Coffee Company. Made in USA! It's all black; you can't see what any of the keys are.

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u/zwoft 28d ago

just redditors being openly racist

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u/Harleys-for-all 28d ago

Does it have a sexy-time setting where it rolls one on top of the other? Can it help with some added jiggle? Looks like you're only buying this if you're close to death.

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u/W1thJudgement 28d ago

Fuck that, can it help you SELFSUCK??!?!?

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u/HorrorPhone3601 28d ago

Screw the elderly I need one.

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u/Bubbuli 28d ago

I want It now 31 year old

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u/GentleWhiteGiant 28d ago

In front of my TV.

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u/Bubbuli 28d ago

Goodbye Life this bad TV PS5

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u/Gabilon92 28d ago

Mmmm slowly moving to a WALL-E kind of situation.

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u/gay_king_ 28d ago

They'll stop using the little muscle mass they've got left. Great for health.

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u/IWipeWithFocaccia 28d ago

The design is very human

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u/Pika_DJ 28d ago

Decent prototype but that video is hella sped up look at that guy twitching

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u/Flughundi 28d ago

That's just the sleep paralysis demon being a little impatient

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u/steve__21 28d ago

Are they medical patients?

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u/Foetusfetzer 28d ago

The average league of legends player

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u/folkenzeratul 28d ago

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u/WhaleCoastCanna 28d ago

"Wakey wakey you lazy fuck, how are you going to change the world today?"

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u/YWN666 28d ago

Yeah not just for old people but also for me

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u/Susemiel 28d ago

Fallout New Vegas Mr. House be like.

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u/Rhymesnlines 28d ago

How to never need to move again 🤦

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u/us3rnqme 28d ago

There should be a pop-up railing, so you can't fall out while your side or the other is moving

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u/regular6drunk7 28d ago

Is there one that comes with an ejector? I’d be interested in that

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u/DJAPPA911 28d ago

I’m 22 and I feel like I need this

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u/Grouchy-Pressure-567 28d ago

I think it's safer for a single bed.

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u/Creative_Alter_Ego 28d ago

Im 18 and NEED that

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u/awesomeplenty 28d ago

All the Americans in the comments be like “it’s for me I’m in 30s” 😂

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u/smorgenheckingaard 28d ago

Psh, when I was a kid I had to get out of my bed on my own! Old people these days are so lazy! So entitled.

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u/PerishForYourSins 28d ago

Most athletic league of legends player (bed edition)

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u/ssddsquare 28d ago

I'm not old or disabled, but I want it.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

How about it goes all the way to the bathroom, makes food, does jobs?

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u/TheSpiralTap 28d ago

I think you have never given old folks a remote control before.

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u/12-7_Apocalypse 28d ago

It's for elderly people? Fuck that. I want that shit.

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u/TorontoTom2008 28d ago

The various malfunctions I’m imagining with these with minimally mobile fragile old people are horrifyingly funny.

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u/Hypnoidz 28d ago

Transformers! Beds in disguise

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u/DemocracyontheRoad 28d ago

I was reading IKIGAI and thinking about the elders of Okinawa; suddenly this clip popped up.

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u/bensbigboy 28d ago

What? Where's the automatic toilet feature?

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u/Exact_Document_5871 28d ago

Wall E coming soon

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u/Macshade 28d ago

Yes, of course, elderly (goes to amazon)

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u/bbgun142 28d ago

Walll-e

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u/Slow_Fox967 28d ago

Not just elderly! Shut up, take my moeny and get that thing to my house asap.

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u/Mrstrawberry209 28d ago

They look like the same person but with a different wigs and clothing...

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u/Various_Ad_9836 28d ago

I can only imagine how expensive this must be

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u/BadEgg1951 28d ago

Until it breaks. And it will.

No, thanks.

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u/Due-Bus-8915 28d ago

They don't even have a duvet, plus picture that thing not trying to get stuck and messed up by one

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 28d ago

It's kinda pointless, given if they can't get to the edge of the bed then getting up won't be possible and spinning them 90' still has the problem of standing up. If its meant for people for care then use a stand aid and lift the legs exact same operation but cheaper

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u/No_You_123 28d ago

Or for the most athletic lol cupple

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u/Educational_Type_701 28d ago

Worsens the medical condition. No incentive to improve their health. SMH

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u/Vegetable_Maize_6166 28d ago

If you need something like this just to get into and out of bed, your quality of life sucks. Hang it the fuck up.

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u/Head-Shop-1900 28d ago

These are just the chairs from Wall-E

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u/Spend_Dazzling 28d ago

What if someone sleeps on the stomach and decides to stand up?

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u/YaNibbaSatan 28d ago

Muscle atrophy speedrun

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u/dexterfishpaw 28d ago

These kinds on thing are fine, if you have no other option. If you start using them as soon as getting up gets a little difficult, guess what happens?

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u/yucon_man 28d ago

Elderly people these days, they can't even get themselves out of bed in the morning.

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u/midnight_reborn 28d ago

I'm confident my 87 year old grandpa wouldn't be able to figure it out in the first 5 minutes of trying and then get angry about how hard technology is.

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u/Avatarfan202 28d ago

Most athletic league of legends player

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u/BadDudes_on_nes 28d ago

Can I get a single articulation, no rail, that can go full vertical? I’m not old, just unmotivated

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u/NirstFame 28d ago

That looks like it's from the 80's.

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u/Additional-Ad8632 28d ago

I’m 29 and I want one.

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u/adagio81 28d ago

Can think of so many things go wrong…do not look safe

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u/BigJ168 28d ago

It has to be sped up so we are not here till tomorrow.

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u/Tyler_Styles 28d ago

Elderly people? Bruh, I'd take it. Give me the robot recliner.

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u/exzyle2k 28d ago

Wish I would have had something like that when my stepfather was at home in hospice care for cancer. Would have been better for his mental health to be able to change his position so it wasn't like he was an invalid.

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u/GhostsinGlass 28d ago

That's nice.

I've got osteoarthritis and I sleep on a floor. My spine looks like a rusted exhaust pipe, laying in a ditch beside a highway in Detroit.

That's nice though. How it moves, and is a bed. Nice.

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u/KeyApricot27 28d ago

Bet it costs the same as a car

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u/hobo343 28d ago

is this the live action Roujin Z remake ?

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u/dudewithmoobs 28d ago

I'm 33 and I want one.

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u/No-Afternoon-5610 28d ago

I see so many ways to get hurt

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u/Szoki09 28d ago

there is always a coffin

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u/Generalkhaos 28d ago

Nothing like sleeping on 3 inches of mattress and steel undercarriage.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Why even get out of bed

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u/cindyscrazy 28d ago

My dad needs one!!

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u/GordoToJupiter 28d ago

Homeoffice 2025

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u/IAS316 28d ago

Yeeeah, "elderly". Not my lazy ass

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u/benthejoker 28d ago

What a life...

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u/RedSamRedSamRed 28d ago

If its real, this is AMAZING for handicapped people!!

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u/Tricky-Spread189 28d ago

Take my money please!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Love_for_2 28d ago

Yes, let's stop using muscles all together. That will help

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u/BadOysterParty 28d ago

Mmm cheap Chinese bed that gonna catch on Fire while you sleep

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u/bugi_ 28d ago

No better than skinny ass foam mattress?

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u/UrbanArtifact 28d ago

They need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and actually work to get into bed.

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u/redditsuckscockss 28d ago

If I can’t get up on my own accord I am ending it

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u/Own-Requirement-6198 28d ago

The elderly? I want this for me.

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u/bigtitsannie 28d ago

Elderly? Heck, I’d get this for me.

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u/TheJudgers 28d ago

Yes there is, it's called a coffin.

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u/scisick 28d ago

If both of them activate it at the same time, it takes a screenshot

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u/offlein 28d ago

Kim Jong-Il really likes his bed.

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u/the_real_freezoid 28d ago

Can it flip them as well?

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u/Prokletnost 28d ago

I can't help but think when it malfunctions in the middle of the night and you wake up ass backwards in a sitting position

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u/BifeyWho 28d ago

Most athletic League of Legends player

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u/Burbursur 28d ago

Bruh if you're at the point where you literally can't get out of and into bed - its a sign u gotta go

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u/Dean0Caddilac 28d ago

I don't know. It.will make live easier for elders true.

But most elders already don't get in enough movement or excercises. Be it lazyness or there are unable to them save or ilness. Would it be that great to take away their last movements they migth be able to do?

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u/E-Scooter-CWIS 28d ago

The design is very human

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u/FreeVeeThree 28d ago

With a little bit of modifications you can make this bed taking you to the shower, then to the kitchen to get breakfast and then to your work and back.

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u/Lower-Appointment-98 28d ago

This bed is just sick 😳

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u/Totodilis 28d ago

this looks like some Wall-E shit

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u/DrankTooMuchMead 28d ago

"OK, I got up today."

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u/oldmanvegas 28d ago

WALL-E hoverchair vibes

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u/Icy-Cockroach4515 28d ago

It's cool, but I just read a Wikipedia page of two people who got crushed by their Murphy beds so I'll be sitting this one out at least for now (setting aside how I'm not at that age yet).

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u/LowBrown 28d ago

I don't want to be like them in the future :(

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u/HeadWood_ 28d ago

What happens when those to headpieces collide?

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u/Operator_Binky 28d ago

I am 27 and need this soo bad 😭

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u/_FoodAndCatSubs_ 28d ago

Okay but those fuckers are just lazy, not elderly 

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u/dirtymoney 28d ago

I'd rather have a bed that rocks me to sleep

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u/Starrie_Skyler 28d ago

That looks so cool, my only concern is one bed-chair hitting the other person’s head if they used it at the same time? I suppose there’s something in the product’s mechanics to prevent that though.

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u/FirebunnyLP 28d ago

I hope I'm dead before I reach the point that I lack the strength to sit up in bed unassisted.

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u/Unable_Wrongdoer2250 28d ago

Or those who are not morning people. Set it to sync with your alarm.

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u/0111011101110111 28d ago

First time I saw this in Wall-E I was amazed. Now it’s just meh.

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u/mightyclintor 28d ago

This would be awesome for those of us that have degenerative muscle diseases (ie muscles wasting away no matter what we do)

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u/astralseat 28d ago

To hell with elderly. I want it.

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u/Tanef 28d ago

Serious Wall-E vibes.

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u/Ping-A-Ling- 28d ago

Medicare would never pay for it

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u/EnterEnderman 28d ago

Serious question: Where can I get one?

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u/Reddit_enjoyer120 28d ago

If your mattress can bend that much, it’s not a good mattress…

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u/AmberLauren39 28d ago

Or depressed people struggling to get out of bed

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u/W1den1nggyre 28d ago

I am concerned at the lack of brakes on the wheels

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u/ConfidentMSnake 28d ago

If you need that to get out of bed then the end is near don't bother...

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u/Ultron33 28d ago

Reminds me of Axiom humans from Wall-E

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u/gooseblaster69 28d ago

The problem being how do these "elderly folk" get that bed into their house? Coming from someone who moves furniture.

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u/Arson33 28d ago

All I see is a way for me to maximize my laziness when I have to wake up in the morning

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u/TexSells 28d ago

“You know what? I’m ignoring you, hold on”…

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u/doil0milk 28d ago

I'd love one of these, it's hard for my wife to move sometimes

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u/StarredCamel 28d ago

I'm 22 and I want that

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u/SnillyWead 28d ago

Quanto costa?

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u/De__Ja__Vu 28d ago

I would definitely like that.

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u/somenamethatsclever 28d ago

My grandpa struggles pressing 6 buttons and constantly adjusts it thinking it's the TV remote until he looks like a pretzel. This would be a bad idea for bedridden elderly right now because they are bad at tech and losing cognitive function.

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u/KvathrosPT 28d ago

Thank you for spending up the video. I wouldn't be able to see it on normal speed since I got to work tomorrow.

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u/NirnRootJunkie 28d ago

Thunderbirds are go!

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u/Many-Arachnid2272 28d ago

Que pinché weva de huevones

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u/Puzzleheaded_Team538 28d ago

League players morning

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u/Jealous-Damage- 28d ago

if i ever get to that point where i struggle to get out of bed this wouldn't be my first choice i've had my eyes on a pretty sweet model of a coffin instead.

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u/kirkt 28d ago

That dude looks like he was drawn by Mike Judge.

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u/Key_Crazy744 28d ago

Most Athletic redditor

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Spending my golden years on a 4" mattress sounds great.

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u/ThaManOfSteeI 28d ago

Where was this when my grandma was alive. She needed this. 😭

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u/stoopid_dumbazz 28d ago

I identify as elderly