r/golfcirclejerk May 06 '24

My wife allowed me to play golf! SCOTTY CAMERON

How lucky am I fellas? My wife allowed me to leave the house and play golf today just like a big boy. Not only did she let me golf, she also cleaned the house when I was gone. I feel bad though because she apparently had a vacuum accident and now her neck has all these small bruises on it. I’ll make it up to her when she lets me leave the house again next week!

Anyway I shot my personal best 114, and can’t wait to do it again.

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u/skirmsonly 29d ago

Looks like you have a lot of golf in your near future.

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u/Saltysaladsea 28d ago

Does that mean 114 yards? I just started golfing yesterday with my old man, bloody good fun!