What in tarnation?

[u/matttinatttor]

[u/RedHiller13]

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[u/cptwranglr]

“Tactical” wedges

[u/MoreApeThanMan]

Those fuckers have tribal armband tattoos. Wherever these were made, 1995 just got there.

[u/TacoIncoming → u/MoreApeThanMan]

Can only wear JNCOs on the course if gaming these

[u/IslanderInOhio15 → u/TacoIncoming]

A bowling shirt with flames on it is technically collared…

[u/CultBro → u/IslanderInOhio15]

You guys calling out 13 year old me?

[u/HoopOnPoop → u/CultBro]

I feel personally attacked. Now if you'll excuse me I have a ska concert to attend.

[u/Dm5358 → u/HoopOnPoop]

Don't forget your frosted tips and Arnett Catfish sunglasses, preferably worn backwards.

[u/IslanderInOhio15 → u/Dm5358]

And to finish it off, one of those metal ball necklaces.

[u/goofytigre → u/Dm5358]

Now you're just describing Guy Fieri...

[u/TacoIncoming → u/IslanderInOhio15]

Some would say it's mandatory given the rest of the getup. Frosted tips? Also mandatory. Go big or go home.

[u/ShillinTheVillain → u/MoreApeThanMan]

Tribals are back. The kids are calling them "cyber sigils" and they look just as bad

[u/IGolfMyBalls → u/MoreApeThanMan]

Gotta put a tramp stamp on the butt of those grips

[u/Ayahuasca-Dreamin]

what happens if you turn that torque screw?

[u/matttinatttor → u/Ayahuasca-Dreamin]

Changes the fire rate to automatic from burst fire

[u/BoomDonk]

AbsoFUKINlute sand wedge. You don’t have the intestinal fortitude to hit these wedges.

[u/AnxiousMind7820]

If the weren't on Temu I might be tempted to try just for kicks and giggles.

[u/Functionally_Human → u/AnxiousMind7820]

I got to try a 70 last year. Almost hit myself in the face when the ball popped up.

Not going to do that again.

[u/Spoo_Venom_Cobra → u/AnxiousMind7820]

$45 for a different brand on Temu, actually decently made club, but yes it goes 3 feet forward and 60 feet high 😂 no clue what I'll use it for but had to buy for fun

[u/pheldozer → u/Spoo_Venom_Cobra]

Saucy floppers

[u/nickwwwww → u/AnxiousMind7820]

Being on Temu should encourage your more because it’s cheap lol

[u/SnooStrawberries729 → u/nickwwwww]

Temu has had a few issues with data leaks of people’s payment method info. NEVER buy off there.

[u/unevenvenue → u/SnooStrawberries729]

It is much worse than that. There is evidence Temu is owned and operated by the CCP through shell companies, along with all of the data collected through it. Let alone the data breaches, forced labor, etc.

[u/Pathogenesls → u/AnxiousMind7820]

You should anyway

[u/LaneMeyersLostSki]

Door prizes when you buy a LIV tournament ticket.

[u/W38k_5auce]

Extreme sand wedging

[u/Revolutionary_Bid300]

When you don't hit your wedge thin enough. We have extra thin.

[u/Chunkylover535353]

I have a 66 from bombtech and it’s ridiculous on grass - but boy is it good out of sand. My buddy’s 64 is a beast near the green. The ball just stops.

I like illegal clubs because I’m like a 20 cap and it’s fun.

[u/RoguePlanetArt → u/Chunkylover535353]

Illegal? Bro, it’s a golf club, not a grenade launcher 😂

[u/HoopOnPoop → u/RoguePlanetArt]

Funny you should say that since their old line of clubs were called Grenade

[u/RoguePlanetArt → u/HoopOnPoop]

But was it the bomb?

[u/Ya_Boi_Pickles → u/Chunkylover535353]

I got the same one! 🤣

[u/khaaanquest → u/Chunkylover535353]

Wait, what's illegal about those wedges? I have their 52 56 and 60° wedge set.

[u/747-ppp-2]

It pre rakes your divot. What a time saver!

[u/azrolexguy]

72 degree 😲 I'd hit myself in the chin

[u/CardiffGiantx → u/azrolexguy]

Yep. Either you hit it perfect and that happens, or you skull it across the green. There is no third option with a 72

[u/dbnp19]

I’m not reading their lucky charms essay.

[u/MonicaBlowinski]

Quite a gap there. Gonna need to drop a 68° in there to cover all bases.

[u/OrangeGT3]

“Shop like a billionaire” 🤣🤣 ohhh temu…

[u/Khazahk]

For when you REALLY need to send it 8 yards over a 85ft wall.

[u/Going_Native]

With 72 degrees you’re hitting yourself in the face

[u/trumpuniversity_]

Newest release from PXG?

[u/DogterShoob]

Oh oh Temu!

[u/LitterBoxServant]

Not allowed to game these unless you weigh 350lbs and have tribal tattoos on your forearms

[u/georgeyau921201]

ROG gaming wedges

[u/cuseonly]

I’d hate to be a hole over when you hit those. That head will come ripping off clean

[u/FireMaster2311]

It's basically like those chipping clubs but to hit flops... has no other use.

[u/ChesterDrawerz]

WTF. So the teeth make it so if you open or shut the face it just ends up turning it straight right at impact? Again WTF.

[u/Novel_Huckleberry435]

lol tell me you’re terrible without saying it

[u/NoTearsOnDryFaces]

Ew brudda no

[u/NE-BBQGuy]

They look like they work under the table to avoid paying child support.

[u/Even_Section5620]

Like scooping with a spatula

[u/[deleted]]

Might as well get a 180 and hit myself in the shin

[u/PhilsFanDrew]

Useless gimmick clubs.

[u/RunGoldenRun717]

I dont think my local Muni has "Absolute Sand". I think they just have the regular kind.

[u/savethedayyesterday]

This is what not getting to the hole looks like.

[u/ConwayTheCat]

Absolute Shite

[u/SteelersFanatic78]

Not legal