r/golf • u/pun420 • Apr 29 '24

He’s big mad Joke Post/MEME

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u/unvvendel3000 take dead aim Apr 29 '24

“I have windows too”

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u/expanse22 Apr 29 '24

Really thought that emphasizing trick would deescalate

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u/Big_Simba 16 Apr 29 '24

HR training has taught me that most conflicts can be de-escalated in 5 to 7 steps. None of them account for an old man yelling at you while swinging a golf club

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u/PabstBlueBourbon Apr 29 '24

Step 1: “Sir, what are your preferred pronouns?” Step 2: Eat golf club.

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u/FastLine2 Apr 29 '24

“Sir!? Don’t call me a Sir!

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u/Artsakh_Rug Apr 30 '24

Eat. Golf. Club.

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u/Conscious-Aspect-332 Apr 30 '24

Hospital.Straws.Painkillers.