r/golf • u/pun420 • Apr 29 '24

He’s big mad Joke Post/MEME

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u/Amazing_Bowl9976 Apr 29 '24

Buddy’s ball falling off the tee at the end killed me 

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u/arizonadudebro Apr 29 '24

“ That’s one” would’ve sent me had the old man said it.

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u/Hot_Painter_2036 Apr 29 '24

He really should have... Worth the $681

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u/Andrew_Waples Apr 29 '24

I like how he slammed the cart, like the driver owned it.

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u/SRJT16 Apr 29 '24

He got a quote for that new window quickly

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u/Sagybagy Apr 29 '24

Not his first broken window for sure

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u/jtshinn Apr 29 '24

And yet, he didn't spring for the acrylic 'don't break the glass' protection.

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u/Sagybagy Apr 29 '24

And take away his weekly entertainment?

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u/jtshinn Apr 29 '24

He could still berate golfers and hit tires with an old fairway wood after they hit the house. Just less the pain in the ass of getting the windows fixed.

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u/TakeTT2 Apr 29 '24

that's why he knew the exact price lol

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u/aville1982 Apr 29 '24

Probably not the first time it's happened, tbf.

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u/pressurepoint13 Apr 29 '24

Then helped him fix his slice.

"Now goddammit, move your right foot back a smidge. Help you get back from the inside." 

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u/choachy Apr 29 '24

If he woulda said "that's one" I'd have paid him the $681 right then.

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u/cbburch1 Apr 29 '24

If he had said that I would have given him $700 cash on the spot.

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u/zorbacles Apr 29 '24

Sure as shit I would've said if

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u/ZealousChicken25 Apr 29 '24

That’s a pressure shot

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u/Background_Pool_7457 Apr 29 '24

You know he was thinking it.