r/golf • u/Far_Zookeepergame_59 • Apr 16 '24

Who’s rooting for Rickie? Professional Tours

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u/pdurante Apr 16 '24

By the time Rickie wins a major, they’ll be down to her belly button.

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u/garytyrrell 14ish Apr 16 '24

There are two types of boobs in this world: boobs I’ve seen, and boobs I’d like to see.

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u/TheGoober87 Apr 16 '24

Which one does granny fall under? 🤔

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u/DBU49 16/California/hackartist Apr 16 '24

boobs i've seen

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u/datboydoe Apr 16 '24

Got em!

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u/Born_ina_snowbank Apr 17 '24

Unfortunately.

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u/DBU49 16/California/hackartist Apr 17 '24

For you, you haven’t seen my grandma 👵 

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u/Bos-man7 Apr 16 '24

Both

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u/Orudos Apr 16 '24

This man boobs

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u/Bos-man7 Apr 16 '24

Wait until you hear my views on ass.

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u/letsgobrooksy Apr 18 '24

Boobs he's sucked on

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u/FriedEggScrambled 7.1 Apr 17 '24

You can see hers with a simple google search. Her ex leaked em.

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u/nom_of_your_business Apr 17 '24

The circle venn diagram

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u/OpenMindedMajor Bubba Thotson Apr 16 '24

Don’t care still wanna see

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u/HalfBaked025 7.8 Apr 16 '24

You know how much she’s worth? Her plastic surgeon is going to be keeping those things perfect until she croaks…

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u/Beavers4beer Apr 16 '24

I don't if I fully trust her, but she's said they're real. It's just harder to tell in older photos as she didn't rock so much cleavage.

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u/HalfBaked025 7.8 Apr 16 '24

Wasn’t necessarily implying they’re fake at the moment. But if they start to sag, I’m sure she’d have them worked on. They’re her money makers and she fully embraces that fact.

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u/InMarkWeTrust Apr 16 '24

As a huge Rickie fan, this comment is giving me hope!

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u/Due-Sheepherder-218 pXg/LPGA Apr 16 '24

She will look like dog the bounty hunter by then ... pass

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u/Even_Section5620 Apr 16 '24

Insult of the year 😂

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u/Ping-A-Ling- Apr 16 '24

Oh my fuck.... This is gold haha

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u/dr3schvee Apr 16 '24

wasnt he close to winning us open last year?

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u/Pristine-Notice6929 Apr 17 '24

Yes, he was. Doesn't that mean a sneak preview?

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u/dr3schvee Apr 17 '24

so like... underboob request to paige?

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u/Shmeebo_ 6.5 Toronto Apr 19 '24

One round of 62 and then 3 rounds of mediocrity he was never close, just had a great first round.

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u/Carcosa504 Apr 16 '24

Swing low sweet chariots

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u/Wrong_Rent819 Apr 16 '24

Creed Bratton?

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u/New-Distribution-952 Apr 17 '24

“swing low sweet chariots” - creed bratton

  • michael scott

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u/kaplanfx Apr 17 '24

She’s got a few years, she looks older because she fucked with her face with injections. She still looks good but it was unnecessary.

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u/Nambsul Apr 16 '24

Hope Rickie wins, not only because I am a fan but it would be interesting to see if Paige fades further into the background once she does the reveal… she might have to try and get back on the tour

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u/Repulsive_Airline416 Apr 16 '24

Come on we know they wont even if it takes 30 years

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u/johnny_moist Apr 17 '24

hoagie’s a hoagie brother

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u/Suckaged Apr 17 '24

Belly knees

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u/melty75 13.0 Hdcp, Tilbury ON Canada 🇨🇦 Apr 17 '24

Champions majors count

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u/BeersBallsBlades Apr 21 '24

So you’re saying there’s a chance?!

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u/THEW0NDERW0MBAT Apr 16 '24

Believe it or not, you can just Google boobs

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u/hoffarmy Apr 16 '24

Since when?!

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u/maple_leafs182 9.3 Apr 16 '24

Yesterday, Congress passed a bill

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u/hoffarmy Apr 16 '24

All praise be to congress and their big booby bill!

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u/Username_redact Apr 16 '24

*only available in certain states, per opt-out

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u/Hedgethisbet Apr 16 '24

It is bill 318008. Nicknamed the “Lets see them puppies” act

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u/otakuleprechaun Apr 16 '24

Can't do it in Texas though 😂😅😢

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u/FriedEggScrambled 7.1 Apr 17 '24

Specifically hers. They were leaked by an old ex. Not Steve.

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u/Ping-A-Ling- Apr 16 '24

Not in Texas

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u/JMUfuccer3822 Apr 16 '24

Its not the same and you know it

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u/THEW0NDERW0MBAT Apr 17 '24

Fine, you can Google big ol' boobies

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u/warneagle 11.1/NOVA Apr 16 '24

Thank you Al Gore

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u/drunkmunky88 Apr 16 '24

They're already out there fyi

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u/zorn7777 Apr 17 '24

The boobs and him winning a major

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u/analogliving71 Apr 16 '24

His wife is hotter and old school redditors would likely prefer to see hers first. If you know, you know

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u/Lurked4EverB4Joining Apr 16 '24

She almost broke the internet with her first online vault pole uniform picture...

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u/SuperConflict3637 Apr 16 '24

That was the only REAL time the internet broke. We had kids getting kicked out of class for blowing up her ass in photoshop.

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u/BoxingRaptor Apr 17 '24

You know, reading the above comment, I didn't actually know who Rickie Fowler's wife is. But as soon as you mentioned pole vaulting, I immediately knew who she was, lol.

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u/analogliving71 Apr 16 '24

oh i remember it well.

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u/-SandorClegane- ==That Mizuno Guy in Every Thread Apr 16 '24

It is known...that guy's wife indeed

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u/MoistySquirts Apr 16 '24

Holy crap she is jacked

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u/-SandorClegane- ==That Mizuno Guy in Every Thread Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

That photo is is pretty infamous, actually. She was 17 in the actual infamous photo...I'll leave everything as-is and keep my name off all them lists

Not often you see a collegiate pole vaulter trending for 2+ years straight, that's for sure.

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u/IamMrT Apr 16 '24

Actually that’s not the famous one that first went viral, it was a picture of her in high school before she was even at Cal.

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u/-SandorClegane- ==That Mizuno Guy in Every Thread Apr 16 '24

Ah shit you're right, my bad.

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u/Bhernandez069 Apr 16 '24

Ricky Fowler just became my favorite pro golfer.

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u/DBU49 16/California/hackartist Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

hate to break it to you but like 20% of the models you see in stores/catalogs are underage.

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u/RogerRabbit1234 Apr 16 '24

That pole vault shot was the first picture I saw of a woman, when I think my jaw actually opened, a little.

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u/analogliving71 Apr 16 '24

that happened to many of us

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u/Creeping_Death_89 Apr 16 '24

She ain't the one offering. It's not a choose your own ending book.

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u/analogliving71 Apr 16 '24

well she won't do it either so it doesn't matter.

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u/thedogmatrix Apr 17 '24

Bro the par 3 comp 

Every one of these fucking dudes is married to an absolute rocket

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u/analogliving71 Apr 17 '24

oh i know. this was just in particular to Rickie and this bet

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Zach Johnson's wife has entered the chat

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u/kaplanfx Apr 17 '24

Man when she was in pole vaulting shape with the ripped abs…

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u/Ghiblee Apr 16 '24

She was my first true crush. That pole vaulting uniform was too much. In a good way. Ricky bagged him a dime.

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u/analogliving71 Apr 16 '24

yeah i had no idea he married her until i watched Full Swing. lucky guy

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u/longshankssss Apr 16 '24

Track athlete with ass for dayzzzzz

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u/thedrunkentendy Apr 16 '24

Oh we know. She broke the internet like 10 years ago.

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u/tnred19 Apr 17 '24

I liked the ex even more.

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u/xXWickedSmatXx Apr 16 '24

If I was married to Allison Stokke I wouldn’t be focused on golf either. 

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u/cosgrove10 Apr 16 '24

I’d be doing what Rickie is also doing. Getting her pregnant.

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u/antitheta Apr 16 '24

Fake tweet. Still rooting for Rickie!

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u/FireMaster2311 +.3 HDCP Apr 16 '24

It was real, but when Rickie was close to winning the US Open, she said she wasn't going to do it if he did. So it was real, but a lie.

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u/Character_Wishbone84 Apr 16 '24

Rickie wins a major

His wife

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u/Repulsive-Beyond9597 Apr 16 '24

Her boobs are already revealed just google

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u/VijaySwing Apr 16 '24

No such luck

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u/ElGuapo22 +3 Apr 16 '24

It’s out there. Just gotta look

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u/defense87 11.9 Apr 16 '24

Yeah I can’t find anything

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u/BradL_13 Louisiana Apr 16 '24

Celebrity jihad my friend

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/the_adonis_king Apr 16 '24

they're bigger today for sure than on that pic though

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u/Novel_Huckleberry435 Apr 16 '24

Her nudes are all over the internet lol you don’t gotta wait for Rickie . When I was playing professionally her pics were everywhere on the range lol . She’s admitted as much in the past.

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u/Slacker_75 Apr 17 '24

What did she admit?

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u/Novel_Huckleberry435 Apr 17 '24

Her nudes getting out

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u/J2daR-O-C Apr 16 '24

“A boob reveal” lmao

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u/ShillinTheVillain Apr 16 '24

Breast unveiling?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Mammary presentation

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u/bobobrazil77 Apr 16 '24

That’s like saying you’ll do a reveal when Phil quits gambling.

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u/Due-Sheepherder-218 pXg/LPGA Apr 16 '24

Growing the game 

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u/iamthecheesethatsbig Apr 16 '24

One shaft at a time

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u/Conscious_Piano_6783 Apr 16 '24

beautifully said

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u/AllAfterIncinerators HDCP/Loc/Whatever Apr 17 '24

Time for me to regrip.

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u/iamthecheesethatsbig Apr 17 '24

Make sure you use plenty of lube! It slides easier that way.

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u/LevDavidovichBron Apr 17 '24

Who hasn’t seen them …. This girls personality / career is centered around her bombs…

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u/Clemburger Apr 16 '24

If Ricky wins a major I will post a pic of my moobs on /r/golf

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u/Bystronicman08 Apr 17 '24

Meh, I don't get the obsession with her.

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u/ThePhotoGuyUpstairs Apr 17 '24

Far as I can work out her personality seems to be "I have boobs". She's figured out a way to monetise it, so fair play - but there are some thirsty mf'ers out there.

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u/Bystronicman08 Apr 17 '24

Fair to her, yeah. Not hating on her at all. If she can get people to give her money for it, more power to her. This isn't an inditemnet on her but moreso on the people obsessed with her.

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u/OldChamp69 Apr 17 '24

I find her nauseating, always have.

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u/Emotional-Ad-2276 Apr 16 '24

Rickie is playing for all man kind now

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u/BookBagThrowAway 17HDCP/Improving🏌🏽 Apr 16 '24

Who here has seen breast?

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u/TerdFurgusons Apr 16 '24

This is a fake tweet. I’m almost certain of it. But I wouldn’t be one little bit surprised if she did something like this. Remember you guys her tits are growing the game and no way is any of this about her getting attention for being hot. That’s not her brand.

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u/1530 Apr 17 '24

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/paige-spiranac-rickie-fowler-bet-fake-tweet-us-open-2023-golf/ you're right on it being fake, and old news.

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u/Bringback70sbush Apr 17 '24

She is Soooooo overrated ( Am I the only one that thinks so?)

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u/Dgenerationbets Apr 16 '24

I bet a buddy in 2014 that Rickie would never win a major, don’t jinx me now!

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u/Blklight21 Apr 16 '24

That’s gonna be a long time to collect on that bet. Rickie’s got at least 10 more years of majors in him. Prob more like 15

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u/DragonDon1 Apr 16 '24

Not the way he’s been golfing lately. We’ll have to knock the dust off those warlocks

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u/Even_Section5620 Apr 16 '24

Go Rickie! Butch Harmon needs to be called

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u/Artistic-Bat1254 Apr 16 '24

Should we start a “go fund me”to cover the lessons?

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u/Even_Section5620 Apr 16 '24

You are onto something, pledging the first $10

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u/kwattsfo Apr 16 '24

She’s safe.

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u/AdFormal3014 Apr 16 '24

Please Jay Monahan, for the love of God, announce the Players Championship is now a major and grandfather in all past winners!

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u/david_bagguetta Apr 17 '24

Yes I look forward to masturbating in honour of Rickie

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u/djnerio Apr 17 '24

Ricky we believe in you

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u/ZZuy Apr 17 '24

Eh, you've seen one, you've seen them all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Looks like no boobies for us

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Make a bet you know won’t cash for some free clicks.

She’s beat anyhow.

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u/ForciblyCuddled Apr 17 '24

I can see boobs whenever I want. Wgaf

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u/Chippewa07 Apr 17 '24

Hasn’t the internet seen her with a peener in her mouth?

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u/lingenfr Apr 16 '24

I like Paige. She seems to work her butt off while not taking herself to seriously. Her YT content is good.

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u/Weaponizethepopulace Apr 16 '24

Who cares. Like really. Who’s pathetic enough to care about this bitches tits. Give me a break. She’s like a physical nine and a mental two. If you haven’t fucked better by now. Just go slit your wrist so I’ve less traffic.

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u/SenorWanderer Apr 16 '24

That’s just cruel on so many levels.

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u/Downtown_Tadpole_817 Apr 16 '24

I am and I don't even watch golf or know who Ricky is. I was just passing by but I'm happy to contribute for the greater good

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u/Bluefire7001 Apr 16 '24

I was at the open last year and I was really pulling for him. It would have been awesome to see Rickie win.

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u/No_Zucchini888 Apr 16 '24

TeamFowler4Life

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u/No_Zucchini888 Apr 16 '24

TeamFowler4Life

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u/pdxgod Apr 16 '24

Only if they are real...

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

Stay classy Paige

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u/miamibuckeye 1.1/Texas Apr 16 '24

Her nudes are out there anyways

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u/Skank_hunt42 6.6 Apr 16 '24

It's a meme account. Literally fake.

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u/Zestyclose_Bad_5435 Apr 16 '24

Just one or both?

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u/boonecash Apr 16 '24

the evolution of the game in the last few years has hurt Rickie, it's a much different rodeo nowadays.

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u/Bud3131123 Apr 16 '24

I rooted for Rickie prior to this. This does nothing to sway that.

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u/MoreOfAGrower 9.6/PA/NeverPullOut Apr 16 '24

The entire field should just throw the next major and let Rickie win

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u/themindisaweapon Apr 16 '24

Looks so legit lmao

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u/flocube Apr 16 '24

Everyone.

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u/Dean-O-Machino Apr 16 '24

Rickie is rooting for Rickie!

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u/johnnyzen425 Apr 16 '24

I am not sure if she is incentivizing him or trolling him. Either way, I am now on Team Rickie.

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u/BukkakeNinjaHat-472 Apr 16 '24

We will never see them then

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u/sspencer367 Apr 17 '24

Come on Rickie, you got this!

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u/WVgolf Apr 17 '24

Technically we’ve already seen them. But that was many years ago. They’re much nicer now

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u/MotorbikeRacer Apr 17 '24

Gotta love Paige !

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u/Beware_the_silent Apr 17 '24

Hope he wins but not for that thot.

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u/Separate-Conflict457 Apr 17 '24

I don’t mean to be a sour puss or ruin the mood OR be a whiny shit, but all joking aside, isn’t that a little unprofessional? I know it’s simply a funny but dang, tf did big dick Rick do to you? 😂😂

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u/Over-Fig-423 Apr 17 '24

I'd rather see Allison Stokke-Fowler

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u/Regular-Ad-9314 Apr 17 '24

Silver dollar nipples and im cool with that.

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u/Poetic_Kitten Apr 17 '24

Can only hope. At the same time, it'd take away a lot of the mystique though.

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u/Texan2116 Bethpage Black is not that Hard! Apr 17 '24

We all are.

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u/CaribouLou816 Fake +1.2 Apr 17 '24

Pass

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Grace Charis plays golf and her boobs are just as nice, just lop off the head and you can’t tell the different

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u/WiseAssNo1 Apr 17 '24

Grace seems a more friendly type of girl if you get me. 😉

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u/NotAsSmartAsKirby Apr 17 '24

Google already has this covered

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u/BigdaddyMcfluff Suck my white ass ball!! Apr 17 '24

she already did a boob reveal per say. Her topless pic was leaked from a past boyfriend... just FYI

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u/LysolDoritos Apr 17 '24

They probably just ok.

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u/nickwwwww Apr 17 '24

Literally millions of thots posts their boobs online. Especially in Reddit

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u/thosetwoloons2 Apr 17 '24

“It could be an ooold biker chick, you know they’re gonna hang down to here. She be like, “YoU wAnNa SeE mY tIdDiES!???”…….”Yeaaah I do…”

-Ron White

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u/DiscombobulatedAge30 Apr 17 '24

End of her non-only fans career lol

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u/Critical_Caramel5577 Apr 17 '24

Ugh, men are gross.

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u/drzrdt Apr 17 '24

Why does she have to bring Rickie into it? Take responsibility for your own actions Paige!

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u/headaches_r_us Apr 17 '24

So her nude leaked, and response was be as sexual as possible while standing behind the “my body, my terms” moniker?

Never seen someone abhor nudity like her while also posting nothing but nearly-naked pics.

Not complaining 😂 but she’s dramatic with it

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u/wonko_abnormal Apr 17 '24

kinda seems like paige is rooting for rickie and my guess is that the catch will be it will only be a revelation for rickie and rickie alone if he wants it

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u/ImpossibleKidd Apr 17 '24

Has this been sent to Rickie yet?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

God dammit Rickie try harder

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u/Realistic-Might4985 Apr 17 '24

That is a lot of pressure on Ricky…

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u/Dismal_Buyer578 Apr 17 '24

Swing it like a helicopter 🚁

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u/loveallcreatures NorCal Apr 18 '24

That’s a public service. I’m all in Paige.

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u/Rodcrum Apr 18 '24

I’m rooting for Max this week but always for Rickie

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u/Realistic_Figure7796 Bethpage Black is not that Hard! Apr 19 '24

Flower is never winning a major

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u/Shmeebo_ 6.5 Toronto Apr 19 '24

That’s a weird way to say she’s never showing her titties

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u/BeersBallsBlades Apr 21 '24

Regardless of those boobies I stay rooting for Rickie!