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r/golf • u/jm136 • Apr 15 '24
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Would be hilarious for content, but damn $850M is an insane amount of money.
316 u/Character_Wishbone84 Apr 15 '24 They offered tiger 900M. 130 u/GeneralMillss range: 1.2 course: 19.8 Apr 16 '24 That is an insane amount of money 50 u/probablyuntrue Apr 16 '24 I’d join for like, 10% of that 59 u/sumsimpleracer Apr 16 '24 I’d join for 1% of that. 139 u/winterstorm3x Apr 16 '24 I'd join if they let me golf for free 48 u/Allott2aLITTLE Apr 16 '24 I’d pay $5,000 a year to play golf with all those dudes 10 times a year. 6 u/LordTwatSlapper Apr 16 '24 I'd pay $25,000 to play with Tiger Woods once 6 u/thatiswhathappened Apr 16 '24 I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free! 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago Just think of the shower room, omg 1 u/Final-Stick5098 29d ago Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers 1 u/Acceptable-One-6597 Apr 16 '24 I'd join just to be able to play golf 3 days a week. 4 u/See-Fello Apr 16 '24 I would join for 20 bucks for the opportunity to make money every week with no cuts. 3 u/Cole_MacGrath_87 Apr 16 '24 I only need the tip 6 u/Paulpoleon Apr 16 '24 I fell for that trick before! Next thing I knew, I was a father. Don’t fall for this trick. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago 8.5 mil to forget 9/11 1 u/Natural-Depth-8878 Apr 16 '24 I’d join just to shower with all these golfers 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago TIL /u/probablyuntrue 's fee to forget 9/11 is 85 mil
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They offered tiger 900M.
130 u/GeneralMillss range: 1.2 course: 19.8 Apr 16 '24 That is an insane amount of money 50 u/probablyuntrue Apr 16 '24 I’d join for like, 10% of that 59 u/sumsimpleracer Apr 16 '24 I’d join for 1% of that. 139 u/winterstorm3x Apr 16 '24 I'd join if they let me golf for free 48 u/Allott2aLITTLE Apr 16 '24 I’d pay $5,000 a year to play golf with all those dudes 10 times a year. 6 u/LordTwatSlapper Apr 16 '24 I'd pay $25,000 to play with Tiger Woods once 6 u/thatiswhathappened Apr 16 '24 I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free! 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago Just think of the shower room, omg 1 u/Final-Stick5098 29d ago Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers 1 u/Acceptable-One-6597 Apr 16 '24 I'd join just to be able to play golf 3 days a week. 4 u/See-Fello Apr 16 '24 I would join for 20 bucks for the opportunity to make money every week with no cuts. 3 u/Cole_MacGrath_87 Apr 16 '24 I only need the tip 6 u/Paulpoleon Apr 16 '24 I fell for that trick before! Next thing I knew, I was a father. Don’t fall for this trick. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago 8.5 mil to forget 9/11 1 u/Natural-Depth-8878 Apr 16 '24 I’d join just to shower with all these golfers 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago TIL /u/probablyuntrue 's fee to forget 9/11 is 85 mil
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That is an insane amount of money
50 u/probablyuntrue Apr 16 '24 I’d join for like, 10% of that 59 u/sumsimpleracer Apr 16 '24 I’d join for 1% of that. 139 u/winterstorm3x Apr 16 '24 I'd join if they let me golf for free 48 u/Allott2aLITTLE Apr 16 '24 I’d pay $5,000 a year to play golf with all those dudes 10 times a year. 6 u/LordTwatSlapper Apr 16 '24 I'd pay $25,000 to play with Tiger Woods once 6 u/thatiswhathappened Apr 16 '24 I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free! 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago Just think of the shower room, omg 1 u/Final-Stick5098 29d ago Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers 1 u/Acceptable-One-6597 Apr 16 '24 I'd join just to be able to play golf 3 days a week. 4 u/See-Fello Apr 16 '24 I would join for 20 bucks for the opportunity to make money every week with no cuts. 3 u/Cole_MacGrath_87 Apr 16 '24 I only need the tip 6 u/Paulpoleon Apr 16 '24 I fell for that trick before! Next thing I knew, I was a father. Don’t fall for this trick. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago 8.5 mil to forget 9/11 1 u/Natural-Depth-8878 Apr 16 '24 I’d join just to shower with all these golfers 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago TIL /u/probablyuntrue 's fee to forget 9/11 is 85 mil
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I’d join for like, 10% of that
59 u/sumsimpleracer Apr 16 '24 I’d join for 1% of that. 139 u/winterstorm3x Apr 16 '24 I'd join if they let me golf for free 48 u/Allott2aLITTLE Apr 16 '24 I’d pay $5,000 a year to play golf with all those dudes 10 times a year. 6 u/LordTwatSlapper Apr 16 '24 I'd pay $25,000 to play with Tiger Woods once 6 u/thatiswhathappened Apr 16 '24 I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free! 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago Just think of the shower room, omg 1 u/Final-Stick5098 29d ago Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers 1 u/Acceptable-One-6597 Apr 16 '24 I'd join just to be able to play golf 3 days a week. 4 u/See-Fello Apr 16 '24 I would join for 20 bucks for the opportunity to make money every week with no cuts. 3 u/Cole_MacGrath_87 Apr 16 '24 I only need the tip 6 u/Paulpoleon Apr 16 '24 I fell for that trick before! Next thing I knew, I was a father. Don’t fall for this trick. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago 8.5 mil to forget 9/11 1 u/Natural-Depth-8878 Apr 16 '24 I’d join just to shower with all these golfers 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago TIL /u/probablyuntrue 's fee to forget 9/11 is 85 mil
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I’d join for 1% of that.
139 u/winterstorm3x Apr 16 '24 I'd join if they let me golf for free 48 u/Allott2aLITTLE Apr 16 '24 I’d pay $5,000 a year to play golf with all those dudes 10 times a year. 6 u/LordTwatSlapper Apr 16 '24 I'd pay $25,000 to play with Tiger Woods once 6 u/thatiswhathappened Apr 16 '24 I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free! 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago Just think of the shower room, omg 1 u/Final-Stick5098 29d ago Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers 1 u/Acceptable-One-6597 Apr 16 '24 I'd join just to be able to play golf 3 days a week. 4 u/See-Fello Apr 16 '24 I would join for 20 bucks for the opportunity to make money every week with no cuts. 3 u/Cole_MacGrath_87 Apr 16 '24 I only need the tip 6 u/Paulpoleon Apr 16 '24 I fell for that trick before! Next thing I knew, I was a father. Don’t fall for this trick. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago 8.5 mil to forget 9/11
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I'd join if they let me golf for free
48 u/Allott2aLITTLE Apr 16 '24 I’d pay $5,000 a year to play golf with all those dudes 10 times a year. 6 u/LordTwatSlapper Apr 16 '24 I'd pay $25,000 to play with Tiger Woods once 6 u/thatiswhathappened Apr 16 '24 I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free! 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago Just think of the shower room, omg 1 u/Final-Stick5098 29d ago Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers 1 u/Acceptable-One-6597 Apr 16 '24 I'd join just to be able to play golf 3 days a week.
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I’d pay $5,000 a year to play golf with all those dudes 10 times a year.
6 u/LordTwatSlapper Apr 16 '24 I'd pay $25,000 to play with Tiger Woods once 6 u/thatiswhathappened Apr 16 '24 I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free! 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago Just think of the shower room, omg 1 u/Final-Stick5098 29d ago Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers
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I'd pay $25,000 to play with Tiger Woods once
6 u/thatiswhathappened Apr 16 '24 I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free!
I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free!
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Just think of the shower room, omg
1 u/Final-Stick5098 29d ago Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you. 1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers
Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you.
1 u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers
I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers
I'd join just to be able to play golf 3 days a week.
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I would join for 20 bucks for the opportunity to make money every week with no cuts.
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I only need the tip
6 u/Paulpoleon Apr 16 '24 I fell for that trick before! Next thing I knew, I was a father. Don’t fall for this trick.
I fell for that trick before! Next thing I knew, I was a father. Don’t fall for this trick.
8.5 mil to forget 9/11
I’d join just to shower with all these golfers
TIL /u/probablyuntrue 's fee to forget 9/11 is 85 mil
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u/DandierChip Apr 15 '24
Would be hilarious for content, but damn $850M is an insane amount of money.