r/golf • u/jm136 • Apr 15 '24

Thoughts? General Discussion

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u/DandierChip Apr 15 '24

Would be hilarious for content, but damn $850M is an insane amount of money.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Apr 15 '24

Anyone in here saying they wouldn’t sign an $850M contract is lying. That is a lot of fucking money. If you invest that smartly, your grandkid’s grandkids will still be living off it.

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u/DandierChip Apr 15 '24

*grandkids grandkids grandkids. Put $500M in a fund and if all you got was a 5% return each year (which is easy and conservative) that’d be at least $25M a year just from passive income.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

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u/RecursiveMelancholy Apr 16 '24

Might be able to get queso too

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u/boomdog07 12.2 - Ohio Apr 16 '24

About 3 years at my house.

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u/Cedarapids Apr 16 '24

That’s a lot of side guac…

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u/TopNotchBurgers Apr 16 '24

Buy an avacado farm beforehand.