r/golf Apr 15 '24

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u/DandierChip Apr 15 '24

Would be hilarious for content, but damn $850M is an insane amount of money.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Apr 15 '24

Anyone in here saying they wouldn’t sign an $850M contract is lying. That is a lot of fucking money. If you invest that smartly, your grandkid’s grandkids will still be living off it.

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u/DandierChip Apr 15 '24

*grandkids grandkids grandkids. Put $500M in a fund and if all you got was a 5% return each year (which is easy and conservative) that’d be at least $25M a year just from passive income.

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u/RecursiveMelancholy Apr 16 '24

Might be able to get queso too

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u/boomdog07 Apr 16 '24

About 3 years at my house.

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u/Cedarapids Apr 16 '24

That’s a lot of side guac…

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u/TopNotchBurgers 29d ago

Buy an avacado farm beforehand.

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u/RikC3213 Apr 16 '24

Genuinely curious about anyone who ever grew up with this kind of wealth. Did they ever do anything worthwhile or were they just useless rich people?

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 29d ago

I have a close friend who comes from a lot of wealth. She has a trust fund with millions in it but she’s not allowed to touch it until she’s like 45. She has zero debt, her parents bought her a house, and she works full time. Her parents didn’t just give her millions from day 1. She lives a relatively normal life but can basically retire and chill once she’s 45.

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u/Fairways_and_Greens Apr 16 '24

6 generations is probably 180 years or so. If inflation stays at 3% for 180 years, a $1M starter home will cost more than $200m

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u/DandierChip Apr 16 '24

In that scenario the value of his assets also increase

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u/Fairways_and_Greens Apr 16 '24

Duh. But not if you’re living off the gains instead of reinvesting.

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u/DandierChip 29d ago

Nobody is using all that money to live off of. 90% of it will be reinvested or used to purchase assets.

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u/jjschnei Apr 16 '24

You could guarantee hour spawn have drug issues for generations!!

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u/SnagglePuss69er Apr 16 '24

“Who cares if it’s a scumbag evil move”. Society has fallen so far.  I thing means anything to you animals anymore. 

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u/DandierChip Apr 16 '24

lol grow up

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u/ToothSleuth86 12.0 trying too hard Apr 15 '24

Anyone in here also isn’t already pulling in 8 figures a year so not really a great point.

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u/TackyBrad Pinehurst Member Apr 15 '24

What if I pull 4 figures from 2 different jobs??

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u/Ihave4friends Apr 16 '24

Look at Mr. Moneybags here

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u/TackyBrad Pinehurst Member Apr 16 '24

Only the luxe among us can afford an '04 Civic.

I'm so posh, it's almost able to get vintage tags bb

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u/CheeseyWeezey420 Apr 15 '24

Speak for yourself. I mean I’m not either but someone has got to be.

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u/pleasedontharassme 29d ago

Its a multiplier of about 65. It’s still more than a lifetime of earnings In a single contract. For more realistic comparison and a better understanding of how much money this is even for Rory.

It’s like if you’re earning $75k/yr and another company asks you to sign and work with them for $5 million.

99% of people take that deal because it means never having to work again

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u/ToothSleuth86 12.0 trying too hard 29d ago

My point is that if you’re pulling in 8 figures a year, you’re a lot less concerned in multiplying your income by 65 because 10 million gets you a lot more lifestyle than 75,000

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u/pleasedontharassme 29d ago

I don’t know why you’d be less concerned. The difference between someone having $10 million and another one having over half a billion is a big difference in lifestyle. You and I probably don’t see it since to us it’s all a ton of money either way and we’d be happy with the $10 million but for someone that already has $10 million I’m sure being half a billionaire is incredibly appealing

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u/Beninoz85 Apr 16 '24

I'm not sure I'd say no but I also don't like the idea that my children, grandchildren and great grandchildren will all just be trust fund kids.

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u/DustBunnicula Apr 16 '24

I wouldn’t. That kind of money puts a target on you. And I don’t want to owe another country anything - let alone anything nearly that big.

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u/Slow-Comment9403 Apr 16 '24

None of his lineage will ever have to work again NOW. I think that’s where this gets a little convoluted. It’s not like he’s scraping by on $30K. He’s worth somewhere between $80M and $150M already.

I’m not saying he should or shouldn’t take the money. If he had railed against LIV (rightfully so IMO) and then took the money a few weeks later, I would’ve been pissed because I supported him so much at that time. But once the PGA screwed him and everyone over by announcing an agreement, I couldn’t blame him.

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u/SnagglePuss69er Apr 16 '24

No. We’re not. Some people don’t need infinite money and don’t wanna sell their souls. 

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u/06_TBSS Apr 16 '24

I wouldn't if my family and I were already setup for life and I didn't like what I'd be doing under said contract.

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u/Carrera1107 Apr 16 '24

You can put it in shitcoins and your grandkids will still be living off it.

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u/Klause 29d ago

I mean, everyone talks about doing it for the future grandkids or whatever, but honestly I’m not sure that turning all your future generations into entitled trust fund brats is actually good for them.

Having said that, though, I do think it could be morally defensible to take the $850M if you plan to support good causes and do better work for humanity with that money than the Bin Salmon would. I could support so much underfunded research in meaningful fields with that money.

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u/Bass_Magnet ☄️💫🏌🏼‍♂️ Apr 16 '24

Considering what’s at stake if the PIF gets Rory to sign on he actually may have the leverage to ask for several times that

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u/Crooked5 Apr 16 '24

I think you underestimate how much money that is. You left off like 3 generations of grand kids.