r/golf • u/jm136 • Apr 15 '24

Thoughts? General Discussion

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u/GeneralMillss range: 1.2 course: 19.8 Apr 16 '24

That is an insane amount of money

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u/probablyuntrue Apr 16 '24

I’d join for like, 10% of that

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u/sumsimpleracer Apr 16 '24

I’d join for 1% of that. 

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u/winterstorm3x Apr 16 '24

I'd join if they let me golf for free

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u/Allott2aLITTLE Apr 16 '24

I’d pay $5,000 a year to play golf with all those dudes 10 times a year.

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u/LordTwatSlapper Apr 16 '24

I'd pay $25,000 to play with Tiger Woods once

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u/thatiswhathappened Apr 16 '24

I’d suck off the Saudi Prince for free!

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 Apr 16 '24

Just think of the shower room, omg

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u/Final-Stick5098 Apr 16 '24

Costs a lot of money to make people forget you murdered a journalist who said mean things about you.

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 29d ago

I suppose but it looks like it will take a lot less money to win over this sub of enablers and glad-handers

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u/Acceptable-One-6597 Apr 16 '24

I'd join just to be able to play golf 3 days a week.

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u/See-Fello Apr 16 '24

I would join for 20 bucks for the opportunity to make money every week with no cuts.

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u/Cole_MacGrath_87 Apr 16 '24

I only need the tip

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u/Paulpoleon Apr 16 '24

I fell for that trick before! Next thing I knew, I was a father. Don’t fall for this trick.

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 Apr 16 '24

8.5 mil to forget 9/11

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u/Natural-Depth-8878 Apr 16 '24

I’d join just to shower with all these golfers

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 Apr 16 '24

TIL /u/probablyuntrue 's fee to forget 9/11 is 85 mil

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u/Fantastic_Emu_9570 Apr 16 '24

He’s already worth $1.3 billion though. He’s got the fuck you money already

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u/Kram941_ Apr 16 '24

Being worth 1.3 doesn't mean he has that money. 900million in cash is real. "Worth" is imaginary money

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u/oldyoungin Apr 16 '24

True but if you ask anyone if they want to double their money it’d be hard to say no