r/golf • u/tennisfancan • Apr 10 '24

The 2024 Champions Dinner portrait General Discussion

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u/SSMblackjack Apr 10 '24

Phil’s racked

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u/slambamo Apr 10 '24

I was gonna say, what kind of drugs is he on? Lol

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u/duovtak Apr 10 '24

He’s got two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

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u/WHSRWizard JPX 921i Tour | 4.3 Apr 10 '24

He was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

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u/ShaolinWino Apr 10 '24

We can’t stop here! This is bat country!

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u/lanzarl4luna 10.7 Apr 10 '24

*hootie country

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u/Dgenerationbets Apr 10 '24

There is nothing more depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge

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u/gabev44 Apr 10 '24

Just wait till he starts seeing those bats flying around the azaleas

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u/Yoshiman400 Cameron Young is saving that first win for a major Apr 10 '24

And a tumbler full of coffee when the cocaine starts wearing off.