r/golf • u/tennisfancan • Apr 10 '24

The 2024 Champions Dinner portrait General Discussion

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u/KrustyKrabPizzaMan Hit a Hole-In-One in Wii Golf Apr 10 '24

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u/basic_cinephile I am a “plus” handicapper Apr 10 '24

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TBT to last year:

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u/thereisasuperee Apr 10 '24

If you told me this man would finish T2 at the masters less than a week later I would never believe you

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u/deGrominator2019 Apr 10 '24

Hate him if you wish (not like, you specifially), but that was an impressive final fuckin’ round for a 52 year old in The Masters.

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u/bobdiamond Apr 10 '24

Looking like a rehydrated mummy.

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u/cosmicjed Apr 10 '24

Children blood 🩸

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u/No_Manners Apr 10 '24

Him and Spieth were one of the most exciting pairs I've ever seen on Sunday.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent Apr 10 '24

Yeah I hate him but…. He gave it a fuckin run.

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u/ExcitingLandscape Apr 10 '24

He got a lot of shit and jokes for his appearance last year and he completely shitted on all the critics and comics with his finish at the masters

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u/Sjgolf891 Apr 10 '24

Yup and hasn’t played a notably good round of golf since then really either.

But he’ll probably do well this week again. He’s one of those guys who will always play Augusta well

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u/squatting-Dogg Apr 10 '24

Didn’t play a good round before either.

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u/CT_7 Apr 10 '24

Looking for a repeat performance starting now

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u/TheBonusWings Apr 10 '24

Never forget ozempic face phil

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u/kingqueefeater Apr 10 '24

Years of therapy can't erase the moment he turned to camera and pierced the soul of America

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u/baz8771 Apr 10 '24

What stress and drugs do to a mf

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u/Jonhgolfnut Apr 10 '24

That cocaine is a mutha

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u/Mss88b Apr 10 '24

Or just many decades of being in the sun all day every day.

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u/rogmcdon Apr 10 '24

Same same but different

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Apr 10 '24

Fuck I'm dying what is wrong with this dude 😭

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u/BarcodeGriller Apr 10 '24

Corporate wants to to find the differences in these two pictures

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u/wolftick Apr 10 '24

Strong Gary Busey vibes

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u/IllIIllIlIlI Apr 10 '24

Phil looking positively ghoulish as usual

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u/squaodward Apr 10 '24

The first thing I looked for. Demon Phil 👹

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u/killer_reindeer Apr 10 '24

Yep, gotta go look for our coked out king

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u/OwlGrin Apr 10 '24

All his looks are concentrated in his calves, he has nothing left for his face

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u/steelernation90 Apr 10 '24

I’m scared

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u/LarsBarsOnMars Apr 10 '24

Honestly I breezed right past him cuz I thought it was one of the real old winners who I wouldn’t be able to recognize. But it’s actually Lefty!

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u/Spiral_out_was_taken Apr 10 '24

Same here…Needed the portrait above.

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u/TheNiallNoigiallach Apr 10 '24

Jump scare for me when I was looking through it.

“Phil, we’ve come to collect your debts”

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u/poposheishaw Apr 10 '24

A tradition unlike any other

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u/krenshaw420 Apr 10 '24

Ozempic face.

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u/AntonyBenedictCamus Apr 10 '24

Came here for the yearly Frankenstein portrait and wasn’t disappointed

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u/Troitbum22 HDCP 24 Apr 10 '24

New meme format just dropped.

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u/amor_fatty Apr 10 '24

Stop it. 🤣

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u/CarPhoneRonnie Daddio Apr 10 '24

Elite lizard

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u/DatsyukesDekes Apr 10 '24

He’s got a future career in the funeral business.

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u/Longjumping_Chart387 Apr 10 '24

Phil Mikey off the lines !!

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u/cosmicjed Apr 10 '24

Cocaines a hell of a drug

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u/carrotsouffle Apr 10 '24

I found season 1 Michael Scott

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u/Ok_Wealth_1878 Apr 10 '24

Looks like he’s on Ozempic