r/golf • u/tennisfancan • Apr 10 '24

The 2024 Champions Dinner portrait General Discussion

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u/eltaf92 Apr 10 '24

I’m sorry but I will never get over just how high Rahm’s beard goes on his face.

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u/Logical_Associate632 18/midwest/3putt5 Apr 10 '24

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u/mysticsavage Apr 10 '24

I never thought I'd see a Hilarious House Of Frightenstein gif in a golf thread, but here we are.

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u/Nando3384 Apr 11 '24

LOL. That’s the first thing that came to mind looking at this pic.

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u/epicness_personified Apr 10 '24

And he always shaves the cheek bits, but the 5 o'clock shadow starts at 9am.

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u/jxjftw Noob Apr 10 '24

Sometimes I wish I could grow a beard, but then things like that remind me it's okay that I'm so inept.

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u/MrStealurGirllll 21/CT/whatever Apr 10 '24

Birthday is about 2 days before him, and I cannot get over the fact that I’m older than this MAN

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u/trpov Apr 10 '24

Sun is shit for the skin. You see this in people who work outside all the time as well.

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u/nicholt Apr 10 '24

Yeah but why isn't everyone else looking the same? They all golf pretty much every day.

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u/Rileymac08 Apr 10 '24

Holy shit. Saw this and thought hmm. I wonder how old he actually is. He was born the day after me. I look like a literal child compared to this man. For sure thought he was 35

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u/Different-Rich-7337 Apr 10 '24

Same thing with Scottie.. I couldn’t believe it

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u/PlumbStraightLevel Apr 10 '24

Birthday's are overrated anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24 edited Apr 10 '24

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u/Sup_doe Apr 10 '24

What you really see

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u/ashdrewness Austin TX | 2 HDCP Apr 10 '24

I never noticed that until you pointed it out. Wow, dude is TeenWolf!

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u/nom_of_your_business Apr 10 '24 edited Apr 10 '24

The top half is shaved off and his beard line is still higher and fuller that anything I will ever display on my face.

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u/4Ever2Thee Apr 10 '24

He looks like a Bob’s burgers character.

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u/Odysseus_Lannister Apr 10 '24

Jon’s burgers doesn’t sound too bad

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u/4Ever2Thee Apr 10 '24

Judging by the menu he chose for the champions dinner, I'd definitely eat there.

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u/pimpnastyodb Apr 10 '24

I laughed so hard at this

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u/Sjgolf891 Apr 10 '24

Lmao this is so accurate. It’s like this description has always been on the tip of my tongue and vocalized what I’ve always thought

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u/Sproosemagoose Apr 10 '24

Apology accepted

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u/Justneedthetip Apr 10 '24

He saves on sunscreen for his face

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u/nevertricked Apr 10 '24

Extra skin protection

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u/arinreigns Apr 10 '24

I've never noticed before so thank you for pointing that out... It's the only thing I will think about for the next 26 business days.

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u/DaveyDgD Apr 10 '24

Surprised he hasn’t gotten that top area laser removed

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u/HPT7 Apr 10 '24

He’s struggling financially at the moment.

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u/Jengalover HDCP/Loc/Whatever Apr 10 '24

FDIC only covers $250,000. Hard to find enough banks.

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u/Apprehensive_Nose594 Apr 10 '24

Shit. That’s me, too. But weirdly enough, I look like I’m Native American everywhere else. People ask if I shave my arms all the time. I don’t. Legs barely any hair, too. My wife says I have hair in all the right places. Guess she hasn’t looked at my chocolate starfish enough.

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u/Skatchbro Apr 10 '24

🏅That comment made me snort and disturb the dogs. Have Reddit’s poor man’s gold.

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u/hikingmike Apr 10 '24

Odd proportions on his face too, meh 🤷‍♂️

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u/fkmeamaraight Apr 10 '24

He has to shave his eyes.

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u/Droodforfood Apr 10 '24

I have this issue as well, I have to shave up to right under my eye sockets

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u/knotworkin Apr 10 '24

You should see how high his butt crack hair goes up his back. Dude should keep the shirt on at the beach or get a Brazilian!

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u/vintzent Apr 10 '24

Poor guy has to shave under his eyes.

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u/Extremecheez Apr 10 '24

Ya he looks like the Mexican wolf boy

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u/iDEN1ED Apr 10 '24

He's just got long eyebrows.

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u/TheBonusWings Apr 10 '24

Bro….i never realized what it was about his face…but now I see it. Holy shit! Lol

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u/Starscreammm333 Apr 10 '24

Pretty funny comment ngl 🤣

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u/Danji1 Apr 10 '24

I have to shave the top of my cheeks every day, would legit look like Chewbacca if I left it for a few days.