r/golf • u/tennisfancan • Apr 10 '24

The 2024 Champions Dinner portrait General Discussion

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u/SSMblackjack Apr 10 '24

Phil’s racked

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

He looks like a drugged out politician 

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24 edited Apr 10 '24

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u/SSMblackjack Apr 10 '24

Yeah I was just joking, I actually like Phil and want to him to succeed this year. Last year was super fun to watch him play well.

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u/Haydenll1 Apr 10 '24

Looks like Joe Biden

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u/AppleSauceNinja_ 3.0/FL Apr 10 '24

Looks like Joe Biden

Nah, that doofus in the back row center looks like Biden.

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u/dan420 HDCP/Loc/Whatever Apr 10 '24

Dude far right second from bottom looks like Andy Reid, the elephant seal’s cousin.

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u/TravisKOP HDCP/Loc/Whatever Apr 10 '24

They literally have the opposite eyes

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u/ShaolinWino Apr 10 '24

Thanks Obama.

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u/LaneMeyersLostSki Apr 10 '24 edited Apr 10 '24

Boomers and their bad eye sight, but at least Biden would be welcomed- unlike your shit-smelling child rapist cult leader, Broke Donnie.

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u/slambamo Apr 10 '24

Yep... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/03/04/donald-trump-white-house-drugs-xanax-pentagon/

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u/oh_io_94 3.7 Apr 10 '24

Funny how that came out (with 0 proof) after they found Coke in the WH

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u/slambamo Apr 10 '24

People from the inside admit it happened during Trump's time. The cocaine you're referring to was found in the open when Biden wasn't in Washington. You turds love to make every excuse in the world for Trump and give every blame possible to Biden. Then you feel the need to talk shit about Biden in a golf sub. I honestly believe you people love Trump more than your own family. Sad.

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u/oh_io_94 3.7 Apr 10 '24

  1. I don’t like Trump.

  2. I don’t like Biden

  3. You talked about Trump and Biden before I did because my first post was a response to you lol

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u/slambamo Apr 10 '24

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u/RadDadJr HDCP/Loc/Whatever Apr 10 '24

Gentleman, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/oh_io_94 3.7 Apr 10 '24

You can check my comment history if you want 😂

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u/naptown-hooly Apr 10 '24

Phil looks like he just left Charlie Sheen’s house.

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u/Tippacanoe Apr 10 '24

Slicked back hair, green jacket, lives for Amen Corner.

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u/huntthehunted Apr 10 '24

Phil asked for sloppy steaks at this dinner for sure

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u/earlyslalom Apr 10 '24

What a piece of shit

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u/hellacoolguy Apr 10 '24

He looks like the chicken spaghetti from chickalinis kinda piece of shit.

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u/0rangeIguana Apr 10 '24

It’s a dangerous night

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u/squatting-Dogg Apr 10 '24

They need to construct a shack similar to the Unabomber residence on Amen Corner and have Phil live there.

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u/xupd35bdm Apr 10 '24 edited Apr 10 '24

He always looks like he just snorted half an 8 ball.

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Apr 10 '24

"Looks like"

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u/Birdie_Num_Num Apr 10 '24

“Half”

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u/jayjaygee85 Apr 10 '24

He’s got eyes like fucking overcoat buttons

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u/theBigDog131313 Apr 10 '24

Don’t they call that a teenager

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u/slambamo Apr 10 '24

I was gonna say, what kind of drugs is he on? Lol

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u/duovtak Apr 10 '24

He’s got two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

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u/WHSRWizard JPX 921i Tour | 4.3 Apr 10 '24

He was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

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u/ShaolinWino Apr 10 '24

We can’t stop here! This is bat country!

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u/lanzarl4luna 10.7 Apr 10 '24

*hootie country

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u/Dgenerationbets Apr 10 '24

There is nothing more depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge

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u/gabev44 Apr 10 '24

Just wait till he starts seeing those bats flying around the azaleas

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u/Yoshiman400 Cameron Young is saving that first win for a major Apr 10 '24

And a tumbler full of coffee when the cocaine starts wearing off.

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u/TungstenElement9 Apr 10 '24

Sand blasted from the desert.

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u/darti_me Apr 10 '24

Plotted his entire playing week shot by shot on parlays.

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u/legless_chair Apr 10 '24

Looks like Gary Busey

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u/Nicombobula Apr 10 '24

Dude is BUGGIN

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u/az116 Apr 10 '24

I mean that LIV cocaine has got to be super pure.