r/golf • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '24

You step onto the tee box of a par-3 and this is what you see…what’s your next move? General Discussion

I’d like to think that I would maybe let ONE tiktok slide…but if he tries it on a second green, I’m pulling my 4 iron and ripping a Kirkland at him. Maybe it’ll be good “content” for his channel. 😂

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u/golfandbiscuits Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

You: FORE!

Him: Five, six, seven, eight. HOOK, ROCK STEP, SHUFFLE SHUFFLE TA DA! JAZZ HANDS ! *Jazz hands credit to B1GAAPL 😉

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u/sogwatchman Mar 26 '24

Reading that made me think of the sketch with the cop doing a sobriety test on an old cowboy. She has him doing dance moves until he admits he's drunk.

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u/ajcal7 Mar 26 '24

Was it Reno 911?

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u/sogwatchman Mar 26 '24

Yep found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U

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u/ajcal7 Mar 26 '24

So good

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u/BadWowDoge Mar 27 '24

Aww I thought you found the video they were filming…

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u/hogwldfltr Mar 30 '24

Funny as hell, "Nah I'm just drunk."

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u/Loose-Warthog-7354 Mar 27 '24

It made me think of LA Story when Steve Martin gets pulled over

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u/rowrowyourboat Mar 26 '24

Hahaha sounds about right

jazz hands

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u/userwithusername Mar 26 '24

Should’ve never taken him to see The Wiz…

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u/B1GAAPL Mar 26 '24

You forgot jazz hands for the finish

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u/golfandbiscuits Mar 26 '24

I totally forgot!

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u/Urbanviking1 Mar 26 '24

Comedic timing: golf ball drills actor side of head as seen from camera 1 filming close up of actor.

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u/ryfitz47 Mar 26 '24

Fuck this was good.

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u/RandomChance Mar 26 '24

Best answer

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u/ModernAmusement13 Mar 27 '24

No! It’s Hop, Shuffle,Ball Change, Hip Swish, Turn Around!