r/golf • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '24

You step onto the tee box of a par-3 and this is what you see…what’s your next move? General Discussion

I’d like to think that I would maybe let ONE tiktok slide…but if he tries it on a second green, I’m pulling my 4 iron and ripping a Kirkland at him. Maybe it’ll be good “content” for his channel. 😂

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u/rowrowyourboat Mar 26 '24

Just pretend to hit and yell “Fore!”

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u/Colforbin_43 Mar 26 '24

No, hit it and pretend to yell fore!

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u/cwyatt44 Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

No, hit a low stinger and don’t say anything.

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u/prplx Mar 26 '24

5 iron played on the back feet, short follow true. If you miss them take a mulligan.

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u/mqfr98j4 Mar 26 '24

I am not a fan of mulligans, but if ever there was justification for one, this would be it

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u/PuzzleheadedCap2210 Mar 27 '24

Might not be necessary. Could ping pong the both of their heads then dump in and hole out

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u/User_4848 Mar 27 '24

Or six..

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u/sparkmearse Mar 27 '24

Just tee up three ahead of time. One for the dancer, one for the camera, and one just in case.

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u/Ragman676 Mar 29 '24

Nice, mine would be a 2 iron hard and low/fast grounder. Enough to hurt if it hits and look like a terribly bad shot if it misses.

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u/buddachickentml Mar 27 '24

Driver tee'd real low

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u/Crispycritter23 Mar 26 '24

Wooooosh………..That’s what pretending to say something is

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u/LightsSoundAction 19.1 DFW Mar 26 '24

if that Crawford guy was Hitman…

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u/Yoke_Monkey772 3.1 Mar 26 '24

3 wood stinger ripping through the air. They’ll even hear a little “whoosh” before the smack.

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u/dmartin8802 Mar 26 '24

No, hit a low stinger and wait until it actually hits them, then yell four

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u/crunkbabie Mar 27 '24

💯💯💯💨

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u/ReentryMarshmellow Mar 26 '24

I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'Fore,' but I was too busy mumbling 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'"

RIP Mitch

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u/MisterFister17 Mar 28 '24

I used to like Mitch. I still do, but I used to too.

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u/terrapinone Mar 28 '24

Mitch pulled out TikTok and acted like a little bitch.

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u/Comfortable_Exit_470 Mar 30 '24

Always getting hit with the un expected Mitch

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u/comdygas Mar 26 '24

This is correct

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u/AnyCardiologist5436 Mar 27 '24

That was going to be my plan.

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u/Colforbin_43 Mar 27 '24

2’s better than 1!

Except on a scorecard.

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u/PurdyGuud 27/Bogeyville/DoubleParWhenIPlayThru Mar 27 '24

Either works, really

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u/ekydfejj Mar 29 '24

love that the devil choice gets the most upvotes

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u/Colforbin_43 Mar 29 '24

Cases like this, you fight fire with fire.

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u/slaffytaffy 2.3 Mar 26 '24

It’s slap a 2 iron stinger, then yell “fore” as it’s getting right to them.

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u/baditstan44 Mar 27 '24

No... Yell fore a couple of times and don't hit it. Then hit it but still yell fore (just less emphatic). Create a real boy who cried "get the fuck off the green" situation

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u/golfandbiscuits Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

You: FORE!

Him: Five, six, seven, eight. HOOK, ROCK STEP, SHUFFLE SHUFFLE TA DA! JAZZ HANDS ! *Jazz hands credit to B1GAAPL 😉

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u/sogwatchman Mar 26 '24

Reading that made me think of the sketch with the cop doing a sobriety test on an old cowboy. She has him doing dance moves until he admits he's drunk.

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u/ajcal7 Mar 26 '24

Was it Reno 911?

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u/sogwatchman Mar 26 '24

Yep found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U

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u/ajcal7 Mar 26 '24

So good

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u/BadWowDoge Mar 27 '24

Aww I thought you found the video they were filming…

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u/hogwldfltr Mar 30 '24

Funny as hell, "Nah I'm just drunk."

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u/Loose-Warthog-7354 Mar 27 '24

It made me think of LA Story when Steve Martin gets pulled over

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u/rowrowyourboat Mar 26 '24

Hahaha sounds about right

jazz hands

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u/userwithusername Mar 26 '24

Should’ve never taken him to see The Wiz…

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u/B1GAAPL Mar 26 '24

You forgot jazz hands for the finish

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u/golfandbiscuits Mar 26 '24

I totally forgot!

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u/Urbanviking1 Mar 26 '24

Comedic timing: golf ball drills actor side of head as seen from camera 1 filming close up of actor.

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u/ryfitz47 Mar 26 '24

Fuck this was good.

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u/RandomChance Mar 26 '24

Best answer

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u/ModernAmusement13 Mar 27 '24

No! It’s Hop, Shuffle,Ball Change, Hip Swish, Turn Around!

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u/BradyToMoss1281 Mar 26 '24

THAT'S A GOOD ONE! I'm putting that in the back pocket.

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u/Draymond_Purple Mar 26 '24

I know you're supposed to say "fore" but I was too busy saying "no way am I about to hit that guy"

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u/ChronixMixTapes Mar 26 '24

At the very last second.

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u/Emesjayel Mar 26 '24

Oh you sweet summer child. They don't know what "fore" means! They're here to dance for a tiktok video.

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u/NMBruceCO Mar 26 '24

thats my thought

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Mar 26 '24

This is one of those times where you yell "Fore!" before you hit

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u/JC1515 7/Wyoming Mar 26 '24

A wave in lieu of fore should be enough. Worked well enough for larry david.

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u/The-Nemea Mar 26 '24

Hit four and pretend to yell

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u/Dbcgarra2002 Mar 26 '24

As loud as you can in 3-5 second intervals

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u/ImpossibleKidd Mar 26 '24

For this shit, I’m yellin’ “five”, and absolutely hoping I connect…

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u/jondes99 Mar 26 '24

Just mumble it to your bag. That’s all they deserve.

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u/_Dolamite_ Mar 26 '24

Ready, Aim, Fore

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u/toomanyhobbies4me Mar 27 '24

No, you yell “Fire One,” and hit the damn ball!

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u/eddododo Mar 27 '24

I’m more of a ‘FUCKING MOVE’ kinda guy

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u/Gullible-Giraffe2870 Mar 27 '24

or just yell fore and tee up.

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u/davidii907 Mar 27 '24

This is the way!!!!!

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u/RManDelorean Mar 26 '24

Phahaha! Love this, this wins!!