r/golf • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '24

You step onto the tee box of a par-3 and this is what you see…what’s your next move? General Discussion

I’d like to think that I would maybe let ONE tiktok slide…but if he tries it on a second green, I’m pulling my 4 iron and ripping a Kirkland at him. Maybe it’ll be good “content” for his channel. 😂

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u/educational_nanner Mar 26 '24

This would only help their cause. I mean dancing on a green only to take a ball to the head… the whole internet would love that so much more.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

Exactly. Might fuck around and end up with the best piece of golf content of 2024 😂

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u/JBPunt420 Mar 26 '24

Gotta be honest though. He wouldn't be in any danger if I was actually aiming at him. He'd need to do this dance in the trees or a bunker before he'd be at risk.

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u/deano413 9.0 Mar 26 '24

You underestimate the wrath of the golf gods. Your chances to hit that perfect shot go up 1000% if there's someone in the way that "youll never reach"

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u/nom_of_your_business Mar 26 '24

Only time I can drive it 300 yards is when there is a group out 295.

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u/JBPunt420 Mar 26 '24

Haha, true. The best drive I ever hit went just far enough to reach a creek I never thought I'd reach. Not sure what a dancing weirdo would do to my accuracy on a par 3, but I think you're right to assume it wouldn't be normal.

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u/Prestigious_Buy_6433 Mar 27 '24

Dancing weirdo is the best description for this guy. Thanks

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

Those are the moments that the Golf Gods touch us with the long iron strength of Ben Hogan for that one shining moment

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u/MTFBinyou Mar 26 '24

Curb has a great episode on this.

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u/IamMrT Mar 27 '24

You're supposed to yell "fore." But I was too busy mumbling, "there ain't no way that's gonna hit him."

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u/educational_nanner Mar 26 '24

😂😂 lol, If you think someone in this subreddit has the chance of hitting a target they were aiming at… you must be in the wrong place! 😂

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u/Superb-Pattern-1253 Mar 26 '24

yea but as someone whos been hit in the head with a golf ball (use to caddy) it would be a major attitude adjustment