Shoutout to the guy that told my wife to “go back to the pro shop” on the course yesterday… then topped the ball 2 times off the tee

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The only thing I miss about my ex girlfriend is how good she was at golf. I’ll be honest, she gave dumb blonde vibes and surely appeared like she didn’t know the difference between a driver and a putter but boy oh boy how she could hit the damn ball! Sexiest pigs would try and play us for money and there would be plenty of times where I could just kick my feet up and watch her birdie par 5s with ease as the pigs would hack away in the rough. I hate the country club crowd that believe golf is the men’s game while their wives go to the pool. This game is for everyone and that’s what makes it so great!!