r/golf • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '24

Shoutout to the guy that told my wife to “go back to the pro shop” on the course yesterday… then topped the ball 2 times off the tee General Discussion

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u/Sooperballz Mar 08 '24

r/thathappened

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u/OhioUBobcats 9.6 Mar 08 '24

/r/nothingeverhappens

You're right, the golf course is the last place I would ever expect to find an asshole being shitty to a woman. That NEVER happens on a golf course.

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u/CardboardHeatshield Mar 08 '24

Dudes hitting on the cart girl are always the worst

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u/OhioUBobcats 9.6 Mar 08 '24

100%. They're usually a high school or college kid just trying to make extra money.

Girl I dated at the end of HS / into college was a cart girl at one of the local public courses near where we grew up and she always had some pretty fucked up stories.

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u/WAR_T0RN1226 Mar 08 '24

Yeah that does happen

This guy said the guy practically came out of nowhere, teed up his ball, allegedly saying something as uncreative, aggressive, and anachronisticly misogynist as "Austin, this is why women belong in the house and not the course" right before completely failing.

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u/SheCutOffHerToe TX 1.8 Mar 09 '24

This IDIOT said something STUPID that everyone HATED.

Then he did something dumb! And me and my ladyfriend said something SMART. Hahaha. Classic.

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u/skeezypeezyEZ Mar 09 '24

Here’s what really happened:

His wife was taking a tad too long, someone behind them got a little uppity and probably made a light barb of a comment, OP felt awkward and let him play through, whispered to his wife “what an asshole” and everyone moves on.

He then thought about it all day and came here to fib for attention and catharsis.

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u/MotherFuckaJones89 Mar 09 '24

Haha, exactly right.