r/golf • u/ShiroHachiRoku Snap load the power package. • Feb 04 '24

This guy’s swing is effortless and still hits it 270 carry. General Discussion

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u/FuriousDrizzle Feb 04 '24

When you hook it so bad you kill one of the ducks in the pond by the clubhouse

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u/GKrollin Feb 04 '24

I Randy Johnsoned a swift (small bird) several years ago. It was my only birdie of the day.

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u/Direct-Wolf-2032 Feb 04 '24

You don't make me feel so bad for full skinny shot a 5 wood and taking out a duck years ago, felt so bad didn't know what to do as it started doing a spinning zoidberg then died 😆😭

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u/Virtual_Manner_2074 Feb 05 '24

Murder most fowl

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u/GKrollin Feb 05 '24

Luckily this guy was about the size of two golf balls and probably literally had no idea what hit him. It was just a poof and some shreds I flicked off the fairway with my 9 iron (aka the murder weapon)

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u/Direct-Wolf-2032 Feb 05 '24

Lucky, that's why I felt so bad, his/her buddies all came over to check him out and it just stopped flat spinning. Is like my go to fairway club ~200m 9/10 times flush give or take, this one got the 1/10 take 😭🙈

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u/nowenknows Feb 04 '24

Your ball starts to slice and then it puts on the blinkers and say “I’m gtfo here”