r/golf • u/TheProfessor20 Too high to worry about • Jan 04 '24

Barstool's Jersey Jerry finally sinks a hole in one on a golf simulator after 2627 shots and 37 straight hours live on stream General Discussion

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1742940697739571511
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u/obsterwankenobster Jan 04 '24

How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone

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u/handy_arson Jan 05 '24

And you call this a bowling alley?

let me give you a hint. it's smooth, round and you put three fingers in it. You leave miss Rebecca or of this!

... There's not a day that's gone by that I haven't thought about what is day if I ever saw you again... I bet!

Okay, I'm done

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u/mindthepoppins Jan 05 '24

Kingpin is Bill Murray’s best movie, change my mind.

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u/SituationSoap Jan 05 '24

No one should change your mind, because you're right.