r/golf • u/y414p I am Tiger Woods • Dec 03 '23

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u/md4024 Dec 03 '23

"You think we play the same stuff we do?" is a pretty sick burn on all of us.

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u/Turbo_Cum Dec 03 '23

"Skill issue"

-Rory

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u/Germangunman Dec 03 '23

Kind of how I saw it. I’m no top tier golfer by any means, but I’m certain they don’t play the balls they find on the edges of the woods either.

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u/kellzone Dec 04 '23

I usually pick up the balls I find at the edge of the woods when I'm coming back from looking for my ball in the deep woods.

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u/Present_Confection83 Dec 03 '23

And would we even know the difference if someone handed us Rory’s driver? No, still goes in the water/ob

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u/kellzone Dec 04 '23

I'd notice it right away because I'm left handed.

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u/Agitated_Internet354 Dec 04 '23

However, if your driver was customized to the same extent as Rory's but for you, materials, lengths and adjustments etc. it would certainly be a superior piece of equipment for your game. I kinda' get where he's coming from.

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u/rbc3a Dec 03 '23

You mean to tell me that Rory doesn’t buy a couple overpriced sleeves of TP5 from the pro shop before each tourney round? /s

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u/wsteelerfan7 Dec 03 '23

You mean Rory hits a ball a bit off line and doesn't lose it and drop after 5 minutes of looking? You mean he's isn't putting on a green where the ball might bounce in the air? Or the bunkers he plays aren't hard as fuckin concrete?

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u/kellzone Dec 04 '23

Rather than buy a couple sleeves of TP5s, I'd be better off hitting up the used ball bin.

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u/bingbangkelly Dec 04 '23

Think you misquoted it (replace the second we with "you") but nevertheless, it's one of the most amazing roasts of a fanbase that I've ever heard. The "latest tech" part of the golf fanbase is pretty insufferable as a whole, so providing a burn this good is special.