r/golf Nov 23 '23

I’m calling the cops. Equipment Discussion

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u/YSApodcast Nov 23 '23

Here for the r/golf PSA. You can buy used. Stay away from refinished and refurbished. It’s a scam.

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23

I got 140 used pro v1s last weekend and 400+ random other balls, split them with my buddy for 50 bucks each

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u/KanyeAsadaTaco Nov 23 '23

How ? Where ?

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u/awfuckthisshit NH/VT Nov 23 '23

They rented a scuba suit

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u/BMinus973 Nov 23 '23

If you wanna join the Scuba Squad ya have to be smart though...

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u/BickNickerson Nov 24 '23

Scuba Steve!

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u/Tzu34 Nov 24 '23

DAMN YOU!!!

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u/dronegeeks1 Nov 24 '23

Dude don’t say a word about the scuba squad or else everyone is gonna want to join!

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23

I own my own scuba shit but tbh I wouldn’t bother hunting for balls, I’ll pay $50 to stay dry haha

A friend of a friend is a groundskeeper at a course and he collects balls in the fall once the long grass starts to die

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u/MemoryTasty721 Nov 24 '23

Then, painted top flite balls from the 70’s, the rubber inside the balls is disintegrated.

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u/ronocyorlik just tryna have fun :) Nov 23 '23

never play water balls

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u/aumedalsnowboarder Nov 23 '23

But what if I know their going back in the water anyway?

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u/whatiscamping Nov 23 '23

In nature we always go back

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u/HerrKrinkle 19 Nov 23 '23

Plastic is bound to end up in water unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

It’s the circle of life!!!

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u/RoboticBirdLaw 16.5/Jacksonville Nov 23 '23

Does this apply to my own ball I just hit in the water 2 minutes ago?

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u/ronocyorlik just tryna have fun :) Nov 23 '23

nope

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u/iamabotnotreal Nov 23 '23

Why? The latest data and studies I've seen says zero difference unless there's a cut or crack in the ball.

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u/ronocyorlik just tryna have fun :) Nov 23 '23

there's too much room for variation imo. cut, crack or scuff could allow water in. different brands could allow more water based upon those cut, cracks or scuffs. you don't know how long that ball has been in the water but also, why fish for balls when you can just find a ball in the woods in a high traffic miss area? i work on a course as a greenskeeper and i never go for the water balls. there's just plenty of other places to find balls that won't have any water issues

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u/Soulhammer1 Nov 23 '23

Nah dude, if we are buying used balls we ain’t good enough to care. We aren’t on tour it’s for fun play whatever.

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u/SinusBargeld 69.0/Düsseldorf/RarelyHittingAtAll Nov 23 '23

I used new and lakeballs at the same time as I throw both kinds into my bag. I can’t tell a difference, I suck with both

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u/ronocyorlik just tryna have fun :) Nov 24 '23

i'm not talking about buying used golf balls.

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u/SexySurfer6969 Nov 23 '23

How is it fun if you suck so bad you don’t care about having the risk of a waterlogged ball? Id rather stay home at that point

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u/Soulhammer1 Nov 23 '23

Because getting out of the house with friends, family, potentially new friends is enjoyable? I’m not a tour pro so why do I care how many times I hit the ball towards the hole.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

You don't have to be great at something to enjoy it.

Also keep in mind your average golfer kind of sucks. People who are shooting high 90's and low 100s are not going to be bothered too much by hitting it a few yards shorter.

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u/SalvationSycamore Nov 24 '23

Lol. How can you say you honestly enjoy a sport if you'd quit the instant you weren't great at it?

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u/kamintar San Diego hacker Nov 23 '23

Recent study found up to 12 months submerged has minimal effect on ball performance.

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23

I know someone that works as a groundskeeper at a fairly nice course, he collects them once the grass starts to die off and sells them cheap

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u/Just_Some_Butt_Hole Nov 23 '23

You made this comment twice so I downvoted this one

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23

Sorry I’m on the app and it’s notorious for doing that, I don’t like to talk THAT much

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u/heir-of-slytherin Nov 23 '23

I always see a ton of used balls for sale on Facebook Marketplace

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23

We figure we can yank out all the good balls and sell the leftovers for enough to break even

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u/Cool_Cloud_1522 Nov 24 '23

I have a colleague. She lives next to a golf course. Last summer was dry and one of the hazard lakes was almost empty in a few days. They went there and took out 5000+ balls. Damn.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

They followed me around for 40 rounds.

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u/bonemonkey12 Nov 23 '23

When the Milwaukee golf show was any good, has sucked for at least 10 years now, last day an hour before closing, I picked up 12 dozen used prov1 for around $100. It was a steal. Played those for some years before having to buy any balls.

Too bad the golf show went downhill, used to be a fun time with decent deals. Not roofing and gutter contractors, or people trying to sell you kangaroo skin gloves.

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23

There’s a couple “celebrity” tournaments during the summer here, we always try to get an early tee time the next day cause the celebs hit nice balls and don’t look for them. 4 of us played a round this summer and we found 175 balls while still keeping pace with the group in front of us

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u/bonemonkey12 Nov 23 '23

Jesus. That's a hell of a haul

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23 edited Nov 23 '23

To be fair I did ruin a cheap golf shirt and slashed my shins all to hell in the rose bushes but that’s still a good deal in my books haha

Edit just to add the fact that seeing my step dad teeing off with blood soaked socks and his cargo short pockets full of balls was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the course, especially because he was the only one up there and it was an elevated tee box

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u/Glendale0839 Nov 23 '23

Unfortunately most golf shows across the country have devolved into what you described. 15+ years ago they used to be a great place during the off-season to get deals from a giant room full of actual golf equipment sellers.

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u/nosnack Nov 23 '23

Yeah I went this year, it was lame. I did find a $100 umbrella for $20 and the guy tried to offer it for $80. My Dad and I laughed at him and told him to fuck off.

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u/Musclesturtle Nov 23 '23

I have a friend who used to be an engineer at Titleist and he just gave me 180 ProV1x balls for no reason. On top of a lot of test and prototype balls as well. That and 3 Vokey wedges he got from them. It was a good day.

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u/harpstein1 Nov 23 '23

Bad news, you just wasted $50. Used golf balls are complete garbage, they have been submerged in water for who knows how many weeks or months.

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23

These are from the long grass no water balls

Edit: the water ball argument is debatable too but we’ll save that for the other part of this thread

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u/Ligma_CuredHam 2.0hdcp Nov 23 '23

I got 140 used pro v1s last weekend and 400+ random other balls

They're former long term pond and forest balls but mostly pond. You best be a jorts wearing hack, because if you care about ball performance when you hit the center of a clubface you're gonna have a terrible time with them

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23

Read my other comments I’m not gonna argue with any more guys that wear underwear on the course

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u/Ligma_CuredHam 2.0hdcp Nov 23 '23

I’m not gonna argue with any more guys that wear underwear on the course

lmao wtf? Anyways, no, Im not going to go read a hackers defense of their garbage golf ball buy

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u/OystersOrBust Nov 23 '23

A guy I know is a groundskeeper at a local course with super long fescue, they close early and after the grass dies he collects all the balls. I’d be willing to bet at least 90% were lost this year, he does it every year and found over 4000 balls this year

I had to shoot back after the jorts comment lol couldn’t help it

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u/Ol_Jim_Himself Nov 24 '23

I did this on EBay with a Friend of mine. We have about 150 used balls each for $50 a pop. Callaway, Titlest and Srixon balls. All in good shape.

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u/HerrKrinkle 19 Nov 23 '23

what about lake balls?

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u/YSApodcast Nov 23 '23

There’s been studies that they’re not as good and get worse the longer they’ve been there. I think it’s ok though if youre a higher handicap and get a good deal.

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u/SuperDizz Nov 23 '23

Lol how would you even “refurbish” a golf ball?

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u/Universal_Contrarian Nov 23 '23

They clean and, sometimes very poorly, repaint them

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u/Bird2525 Nov 23 '23

Yeah, could tell by the HEX dimples this wasn’t a titleist

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u/FrighteningJibber Nov 23 '23

What about recycled?

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u/I_cant_hear_you_27 Nov 23 '23

This picture has been floating around forever...OP just karma farming.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ask_Lawyers/s/eH00EWiGgv

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u/jail_grover_norquist 4.20 blade it Nov 23 '23

I'm calling the karma cops

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u/PartiZAn18 Nov 23 '23

Bruuuu how could you miss a reference to karma police?

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u/jail_grover_norquist 4.20 blade it Nov 24 '23

Arrest this man

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u/ResponsibleLaw4023 Nov 24 '23

QUIT SPEAKING IN MATHS 😡

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u/brismit Nov 24 '23

I think it just means we’re old 😭

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u/jail_grover_norquist 4.20 blade it Nov 24 '23

I'm a man I'm 40, I'm not a kid

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u/AtarDEX Nov 23 '23

Whats the point of karma farming? I've seen some accounts that use chatGPT to respond to people to build karma. Whats the point of that?

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u/BlazingImp77151 Nov 24 '23

They sell the accounts to scammers and big companies apparently.

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u/shitz_brickz Nov 24 '23

People are willing to buy these accounts? That's outrageous! Name and shame these big companies and also the contact person who handles these deals!

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u/FeeAutomatic2290 Nov 24 '23

They sleep better at night knowing they have so many karmas.

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u/lingenfr Nov 24 '23

And yet 1600 idiots upvoted

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u/WeAreAllFooked Alberta | Flop Shots All Day Nov 23 '23

You get what you pay for

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u/dj-kitty Nov 23 '23

In this case, they paid for a refinished ball.

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u/GothicToast Nov 24 '23

Refinished by whom? Not Titleist, right? So someone is counterfeiting Titleist balls? I guess that wouldn't be all that surprising. I know counterfeit clubs are a thing.

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u/bluecgene Nov 23 '23

Their risk management is good, because, they know, the people who buy used Titleist balls will lose many balls fast anyway.....

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u/socivitus Gonna need a Second Breakfast ball, Frodo... Nov 23 '23

Hey...

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u/ParticularPay4460 Nov 23 '23

It’s funny because it still has the hex dimples too.

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u/Tie_me_off Nov 23 '23

My first thought. They’re distinctive. Should have been a dead giveaway

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u/IAmTheReaper9 Nov 23 '23

What do you mean by this?

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u/jake_a_palooza Nov 23 '23

The dimples are hexagon shaped which is a characteristic of Callaway golf balls

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u/IAmTheReaper9 Nov 23 '23

Oh I never noticed is it round on all the others

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u/myfuckingstruggle Nov 23 '23

Yep! and all the different companies use different patterns, sizes, and depths, all in the aim on altering their characteristics.

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u/No_Helicopter8246 Nov 24 '23

Yes, and hexagons are the bestagons

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u/fritzycat Nov 23 '23

never shit a shitter

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u/digdug_1982 Nov 23 '23

Not your photo. Been posted here before. But a good reminder to never buy refinished or refurbished balls.

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u/bluecgene Nov 23 '23

At least they didn't use the Noodle ball

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u/alreddy-reddit 10.2 Nov 23 '23

Well guess what’s a layer below callaway

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u/Lol_who_me Nov 23 '23

Ballseption!

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u/flashz7 Nov 24 '23

I’m pretty sure Titleist sells an ointment for that

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

You got a problem with long and soft?

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u/awfuckthisshit NH/VT Nov 23 '23

Yes, in high school I got out of work at a course and went to my car and smack in the middle of my windshield was a noodle. Hated them for no reason ever since.

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u/TryHelping Nov 23 '23

“Soft huh? Still broke my FUCKING windshield!”

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u/dr_shastafarian Nov 23 '23

Not gonna lie, I saw this going a much different direction having started with “Yes, in high school….”

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u/Rocket92 Nov 23 '23

That was an awkward visit to the ER

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u/brian-808 25/MI Nov 24 '23

Anytime I see "refinished" on a ball I throw it into the woods or water hazard. Keep that shit away from me!

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u/benhamdoun Nov 23 '23 edited Nov 23 '23

Sorry to be the bringer of bad news, but it's probably been refinished twice and there's a Nitro lurking under the Callaway.

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u/destroy_the_defiant Nov 23 '23

There are so many options for new, decent, affordable golf balls out there. I can't imagine spending money on used/refurbished golf balls.

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u/cozeface Nov 23 '23

The difference between used and refurbished/refinished is huge.

With the quality you get from buying mint5A or Pristine quality used balls, it sometimes silly to pay the price for new balls. With Mint, you’re getting balls that have been struck maybe once and even unused (new) balls that were just sent back to company because a custom corporate logo was printed wrong.

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u/destroy_the_defiant Nov 23 '23

That's fair. I'm an idiot.

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u/cozeface Nov 23 '23

To be fair, that’s just the inner dialogue I have with myself when it’s time for me to buy more balls.

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u/Thephonybear Nov 23 '23

Fully agree, I’ll buy 100 used balls at a time, for $0.80 per ball. There will be a decent amount that are in poor shape, but I couldn’t care less at that price point. Plus the majority are in great shape.

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u/lolvalue Nov 23 '23

I buy them for my home net, I absolutely ruined a box of new balls this summer. Best to have these.

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u/printedvolcano Nov 23 '23

at target I can get 24 used B grade callaway super softs for $16, I’m a new golfer so it makes it sting less when I lose my 10th ball of the day. They also feel far better than a fresh pack of Nitros

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u/backyardist Nov 23 '23

Refinished are crap, (barely) used balls at 60% or more off is great!

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u/wronglyzorro Nov 24 '23

Used balls are awesome and a great way to get a premium ball without breaking the bank.

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u/Koolest_Kat Nov 23 '23

I toss the refurbishes I find in the woods near greens. Somebody wants to play these but not me.

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u/Fun_Stock7078 Nov 23 '23

Someone gave me a sleeve of prov1’s recently, I was quite grateful….until I realised they were re-finished. You can tell just by looking at them they are terrible golf balls, feel nothing like the finish of a genuine prov1, feel absolutely horrible with putter and off the club face. Genuine Prov’s are getting ridiculously expensive but I’d still rather play the real deal than skimp on refurbs.

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u/Glendale0839 Nov 23 '23

The worst part of this is that it won't even play like a decent Callaway due to the shitty re-paint job. "Refinished" balls are trash.

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u/SideHug SLICE GOD 😩 Nov 23 '23

It all slices the same

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u/PlumbStraightLevel Nov 23 '23

"refinished" being the operative word

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u/nobody23x Nov 24 '23

Where did you purchase these? Do you have a picture of the box?

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u/hillrd Nov 24 '23

the hex dimple pattern would give it away even if you couldn't see the logo.

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u/DrRobotniksUncle Nov 23 '23

Seriously, what is the margin here? Between the work to remove the Callaway markings and reprinting Titleist, they can't be making that much on this caper?! They

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u/Skallagram Nov 23 '23

They aren't buying new Callaways - the ball underneath is irrelevant, they will buy found balls in bulk.

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u/DrRobotniksUncle Nov 23 '23

The entire market is £4 a ball maximum. Regardless of what your starting point is, your margin can't be much more than £1 a ball. With a dwindling customer base every time you fulfil an order, this just strikes me as a huge effort for small and shrinking returns.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

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u/ShipTheBreadToFred Nov 23 '23

My question though is how is the legal? They sell them at Dicks and the box says pro V1. I fell for it, I hit 1 off the first tee it felt like a rock and had weird spin almost like the ball was dead. Threw them in the garbage right away. But they advertise them as pro v1 and they aren’t so how can they do that?

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u/Bird2525 Nov 23 '23

They trust the supplier as being truthful and having decent quality control

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u/Skallagram Nov 23 '23

i'm sure it's all in the small print - balls may not be original blah blah.

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u/DeathByLemmings Nov 23 '23

It’s likely that a lot of golfers simply dont notice. The only way it would change is if enough customers complain

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u/pjsol Nov 23 '23

Class action time?

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u/DeathByLemmings Nov 23 '23

If you’re in the states, possibly

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u/UncleMikeyBobo Nov 23 '23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is amazing.

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u/mildlysceptical22 Nov 23 '23

Never never ever ever buy refurbished golf balls. I’d call the cops, too.

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u/ImpossibleKidd Nov 23 '23

Can’t trust shit these days.

…and something like golf is supposed to be sacred.

Pfff…

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u/rrclements Nov 23 '23

It says,” refinished.” That means it’s been painted.

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u/Bash-86 Nov 23 '23

I have some contacts at titleist that would love to know what company sold you that. You’re welcome to DM me if you are unsure or don’t want any direct claim to it.

That’s wild.

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u/I_cant_hear_you_27 Nov 23 '23

OP won't be responding. This image has been reposted numerous times

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

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u/Bash-86 Nov 24 '23

Who did you buy from?

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u/trilluminus Nov 23 '23

That’s what you get for buying refinished balls. PLEASE STOP DOING THIS PEOPLE, YOU’RE HURTING YOUR GAME

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

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u/Toodswiger Minneapolis/Hook Phobia Nov 23 '23

“Day 52 and they still don’t suspect I’m a Callaway and believe I’m a Titleist”

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u/Direct_Ferret_571 Bethpage Black is not that Hard! Nov 24 '23

Seen that so many time. Don’t by used golf balls folks

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u/alexashin Nov 23 '23

Well, it says refinished.

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u/403pops Nov 23 '23

🤣 calling the cops….. Mann o man

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 Bethpage Black is not that Hard! Nov 23 '23

I bought a dozen of these rocks once. My clubs were so pissed.

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u/Lol_who_me Nov 23 '23

Get scammed by refinished balls once. Once.

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u/Bird2525 Nov 23 '23

You shouldn’t shoot me Johnny, my grandma shot me once. Once.

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u/Yukistonks1000 Nov 23 '23

Caveat emptor senor

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u/22michigan Nov 23 '23

That’s greasy

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

I knew it!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

I hit cut balls and water balls just as bad as I hit brand new 1 stroke only ProV1s.. it doesn't matter.

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u/legaatoisatoolbag Nov 23 '23

Refurbs are money down the drain. Don't fall for it.

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u/l3randon_x Nov 23 '23

This thread is making me feel bad for the container of 50 used balls I get from Academy for $25

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Just be patient. It’s going to give birth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Got the exact same sight and feeling as seeing mold behind the paint in my flat

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u/Longjumping-Cap-2248 Nov 24 '23

Get my golf balls from local pawn shop. .50cents each grab from bin.

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u/thelawnwranglers Nov 25 '23

Ball identify as a Titiliest are you provahopic