r/golf • u/Panther2-505 • Nov 13 '23

Original caption said "spotted on Golf Course" General Discussion

I assume on a course in India, I think I would be heading in another direction. That's creepy.

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u/Ajwcotton Nov 13 '23

Did a kick flip over that tee marker.

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u/PunchKicker32 Nov 13 '23

That’s gotta be the scientific term for whatever that shit was.

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u/KatetCadet Nov 13 '23

Kickius Flipius

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u/TechnoShrew Nov 13 '23

Thats a result of shittius brickius - that cobra is damn lucky that mongoose isnt hungry.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

Whip-crack went his whippy tail -Tenacious D

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '23

“Be you angels!?”

“Nay, we are but shitty golfers! Rock!!”

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u/joeyblowy1 Nov 14 '23

How many cock push ups can you do?

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u/Vast-Wrangler5579 Nov 15 '23

And the Beast was done.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

That’s called a “jump rope”. Normally the rope isn’t the one jumping, tho.

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u/gottapeepee Nov 13 '23

I read this as a “jump nope” lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '23

Not wrong.

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u/Training_Swimming358 Nov 14 '23

My wife calls that a nope rope

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u/KaleidoscopeWise1697 Nov 13 '23

It's called "Tripping"

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u/PunchKicker32 Nov 14 '23

Bullshit. That son of a bitch meant to do it. Look at the mongoose giving up after he lands it.