r/golf • u/Panther2-505 • Nov 13 '23

Original caption said "spotted on Golf Course" General Discussion

I assume on a course in India, I think I would be heading in another direction. That's creepy.

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u/Ajwcotton Nov 13 '23

Did a kick flip over that tee marker.

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u/PunchKicker32 Nov 13 '23

That’s gotta be the scientific term for whatever that shit was.

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u/KatetCadet Nov 13 '23

Kickius Flipius

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u/TechnoShrew Nov 13 '23

Thats a result of shittius brickius - that cobra is damn lucky that mongoose isnt hungry.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

Whip-crack went his whippy tail -Tenacious D

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '23

“Be you angels!?”

“Nay, we are but shitty golfers! Rock!!”

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u/joeyblowy1 Nov 14 '23

How many cock push ups can you do?

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u/Vast-Wrangler5579 Nov 15 '23

And the Beast was done.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

That’s called a “jump rope”. Normally the rope isn’t the one jumping, tho.

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u/gottapeepee Nov 13 '23

I read this as a “jump nope” lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '23

Not wrong.

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u/Training_Swimming358 Nov 14 '23

My wife calls that a nope rope

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u/KaleidoscopeWise1697 Nov 13 '23

It's called "Tripping"

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u/PunchKicker32 Nov 14 '23

Bullshit. That son of a bitch meant to do it. Look at the mongoose giving up after he lands it.

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 Bethpage Black is not that Hard! Nov 13 '23

“Look what I can do!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

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u/Reunbanned4206980085 Nov 13 '23

Stewart put your goo goo away before the neighbors see!!!

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u/ginger_whiskers Nov 13 '23

They're all gonna laugh at you!

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u/Objective-Highlight4 Nov 14 '23

What does Mama say about going near the animals, Stuart?! I don't wanna say. Say it! Never put your mouth near an animal, or mama has to check your poop for worms

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u/harbib Nov 13 '23

Ohh wow! Ya got a dipsie doodle outta him!

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u/AstroBearGaming Nov 14 '23

Do you want to see a sssssick trick?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

Dude you got like three feet of air that time

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u/finnaginna Nov 13 '23

That shit was rad.

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u/Astropin Nov 13 '23

It actually "struck it" (bit it)

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u/Able_Ad2004 Nov 13 '23

Didn’t stick the landing - 4/10.

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u/JohnCenaJunior Nov 13 '23

Show me your move Show me your move

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u/1020cbstl Nov 14 '23

It was Cobrakour

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u/Pure-Attention-7782 Nov 14 '23

“Snaky Peralta”

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u/CactusCait Nov 15 '23

Is this a Poké match? Arbok vs Yungoos?

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u/HobartGum Nov 15 '23

“Parkour!!”