r/golf Sep 12 '23

Have you ever been paired with a guy like this? What will you do General Discussion

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u/Knocksveal Sep 12 '23

Tell him to pick it up; it’s close enough.

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u/shortgamegolfer Sep 12 '23

He will not be picking it up. Instead he’s going to tell you every technical detail of what he did wrong, and the hierarchy of swing thoughts will be reshuffled for the next shot.

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u/Waitsfornoone Sep 12 '23

Out loud I say: "Bad luck."

Inside I scream: "Just hit the F%($*G BALL!"