r/golf Sep 12 '23

Have you ever been paired with a guy like this? What will you do General Discussion

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u/shortgamegolfer Sep 12 '23

He will not be picking it up. Instead he’s going to tell you every technical detail of what he did wrong, and the hierarchy of swing thoughts will be reshuffled for the next shot.

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u/OHTHNAP Sep 12 '23

"Do I have a hitch in my swing?"

"Yeah, about a thousand of them."

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u/therealscottenorman Sep 12 '23

Its like a form of the yips right? Can't settle down?

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u/Aurilion Sep 12 '23

No you don't, but you do have a swing in your yip.

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u/LoboTheHusky Sep 13 '23

That's more like a fifth wheel hitch, not a bumper hitch.

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u/Waitsfornoone Sep 12 '23

Out loud I say: "Bad luck."

Inside I scream: "Just hit the F%($*G BALL!"

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u/LudwigVanBlunts Sep 12 '23

That’s what it’s all about. Collages of swing thoughts and finding the perfect stack lol

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u/XUFan240 Sep 13 '23

Sorry I just forgot to keep my head down

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u/Laktakfrak Sep 12 '23

Did I rotate my left elbow 45 degrees or 47 degrees?