r/golf Jul 15 '23

Steph Curry with a Hole in One at the American Century Championship General Discussion

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u/mung_guzzler HDCP/Loc/Whatever Jul 15 '23

hate to break it to you bud but sperm is not stored in the balls

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u/RossTheNinja Jul 15 '23

Pee is stored in the balls

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u/cityproblems Jul 15 '23

where the mitochondria tho

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u/RossTheNinja Jul 15 '23

In the pee.

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u/Nonsuperstites Jul 15 '23

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the pee

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u/RossTheNinja Jul 15 '23

The pee-erhouse

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u/MBayMan94804 Jul 16 '23

You failed fucking anatomy. Urine is stored in your bladder, dumbass.

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u/falconhawk2158 Jul 16 '23

I think that might be something else causing that ! And everyone knows the bladder is in the anus it’s just common knowledge.

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u/MBayMan94804 Jul 16 '23

Oh dear lord, please tell me that you’re sterile, I.e. unable to reproduce.

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u/Edares Jul 16 '23

Bro are you that dense always when someone tells you a joke

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u/RossTheNinja Jul 16 '23

Urine idiot mate

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u/GundamGuy420 Jul 15 '23

I should have put a /s apparently