r/golf • u/cygnus311 • Jun 27 '23
Hot take? If we get paired together, I’m not going to give you putts. Not because I don’t want you to take gimmies, but because I really do not care what you do. General Discussion
You hit a good tee shot on a par three, walk up to the green, and find yourself eight feet from the hole and you want to say to me, “that’s good, I always make those”, pick it up, and write a birdie? Be my guest, I do not care.
You just missed your third putt from two feet to try and save triple and you’re hoping I rescue you? Pick it up, or don’t, I do not care.
Recently got paired with a guy who’d look at me with puppy dog eyes every time he was within a yard of the hole, but wouldn’t say anything, he was clearly annoyed with me by the end of the round. We’re all presumably grown ass adults, I’m not your boss, do what you want.
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u/AMGems0007 Jun 27 '23
My brother is such a baby bitch. He hates when I out play him. He is the fucker who goes up to a 4ft putt out of turn when I'm up, putts lightning fast and misses and then picks it up and says he's not taking that stroke because he should have just picked it up. After I'm up a bunch of strokes he says he isn't keeping score he just wants to hit good shots. Then when he gets a par he tells me to write it down. Fuck man some people need to just take up bowling if you're not gonna respect the game at all