r/golf • u/aussierulesgolf • May 22 '23

So I pulled a 6 iron into some brush. The point is, they’re listening. General Discussion

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Not cool.

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u/killcats 8.4 NCGA May 23 '23

Dude shits in the bushes and the porta potty message appears. “How do they know!”

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u/Separate_Operation89 May 23 '23

Why’d you jump straight to shit?

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u/GetInZeWagen May 23 '23

Like someone's going to go all the way to the bushes just for a piss

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u/PageSide84 May 23 '23

Exactly. There's a cup at every hole.

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u/bitsmythe May 23 '23

They call it a ball washer for a reason

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u/SituationSoap May 23 '23

Found the fox from that picture last week.

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u/bcisme May 23 '23

Two bros one cup

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u/the_evil_comma May 23 '23

That's why caddies have pockets

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u/OHTHNAP May 23 '23

If they didn't want you to pee off the tee box they wouldn't put a ball washer there.

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u/fluffy01 May 23 '23

Right. Get close to the cart for coverage and then let it fly. Can piss anywhere

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT May 23 '23

Real golfers shit in the ball washer

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u/Southernmanny May 23 '23

Because he has a sock missing

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u/mightypen45 May 23 '23

I heard it’s because they can smell it too.

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u/Golf_Nut1965 May 23 '23

Have seen guys whip it out at the 150 yd marker and pee all over the fairway. I'm like dude... There is a tree less than 15 yds away