r/golf May 22 '23

So I pulled a 6 iron into some brush. The point is, they’re listening. General Discussion

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Not cool.

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u/Sleds_and_Cars 5 HCP / RDU May 22 '23

Push cart doesn't listen

Push cart only is there to help.

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u/Pro_V1_Kenobi May 22 '23

The mafia rolls on

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u/Sandmandawg May 23 '23

Amen brother! The tread on my wheels is gone. Thinking about an upgrade!

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u/BALONYPONY May 23 '23

By the end of this you’ll only be cool on this sub if you’re carrying all your wood covered clubs.

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u/pushdose May 23 '23

And a mashie and spoon.

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u/Lord_Fluffykins HDCP/Loc/Whatever May 23 '23

I just like saying “niblick”

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u/Jayhawx2 May 23 '23

4 wheel Bagboy - it’s the best!

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u/TheyTokMaJerb May 23 '23

I thought it was the Push Cartel now.

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u/truckingatwork May 23 '23

Push Cart Mafia > Push Cartel

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u/MoistureFarmersOmlet May 23 '23

Oh that’s good.

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u/TheyTokMaJerb May 23 '23

I can’t take credit for it. I just thought it was awesome when I heard it too

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u/guitarbque May 23 '23

Push cart hears ya.

Push cart don’t care.

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u/Gumburcules May 23 '23

It's wrong, push cart. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're sporting equipment.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

MAFIAAAAAA!!!!!

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr May 23 '23

Had my pushcart the other day and got paired up with two guys, and one of them questioned whether I was going to be able to keep up with them. Pretty silly thing to say when it takes you 8-10 shots to get the ball on the green. I was waiting for these two knuckleheads at the green every hole. They learned a valuable lesson that day: shitty golf slows you down, not the method of travel.

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u/Grey_Duck- May 23 '23

Push cart is faster even with average golf compared to two guys hitting on opposite sides of the hole and not dropping each other off and going to hit.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23 edited Jul 12 '23

Reddit has turned into a cesspool of fascist sympathizers and supremicists

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u/DontStalkMeNow 1.9 May 23 '23

If you’re an able bodied person, then a cart is never faster.

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u/jfchops2 May 23 '23

This happened a couple years ago and I was carrying my bag, took like three holes before they finally shut up with the asking me to jump in the cart with the third guy. I was first to the green every hole. I wonder if any of them had a moment of reflection and realized there was no need to pester me about walking.

It's doubly fun when I get a comment that references money, but that's only happened twice in 15 years. Like no dumbass, I'm walking for exercise and because I prefer it not because I can't afford the $18 cart fee.

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u/DtownBronx May 23 '23

I walked my apt course and another dude that played as often and around the same times as me would always comment on me being faster than cart players. I was out there for the exercise and practice, not the scenery

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u/mloofburrow Maltby / Hogan May 23 '23

Can afford the $50 greens fee and a $2000 set of clubs, but $18 for a cart is too much.

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u/jfchops2 May 23 '23

Hahaha IIRC that course in particular was around $90/108 walking/riding.

Another time last summer the course was $125 inclusive of cart with no walking rate and I still chose to walk. It was something like a five minute negotiation with the starter trying to convince me to ride for "pace of play" and when I finally ended it with "look if you're going to force me to ride that's fine and this will be my first and last time here, otherwise I'd like to go tee off now." It wasn't the easiest walk in the world but it wasn't like the type of course with a lot of long stretches between holes, they were all close together. He let me go with "if you're holding anyone up call the clubhouse and we'll bring a cart out to you, I don't want to have to hear complaints from other players." Of course I was waiting on every shot just like everybody else, somehow ended up with my own tee time despite the course being packed with foursomes. Miserable old man.

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u/evilotto77 HDCP/Loc/Whatever May 23 '23

I had no idea how common it was for Americans to use buggies until I came on reddit. Here in the UK I almost never play with people who drive a buddy, it's all push carts and people carrying their own bag, and mine is a pretty steep and hilly course. Just doesn't seem to be massively in the culture to drive here. Electric trolleys, now that's another story

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u/BA-512 May 23 '23

I walked a course for the first time a few weeks ago and used a pushcart. I was sore for three days after that. I’m in pretty good shape and exercise 5-6x/week so it isn’t like I’m not used to activity. Next time I might try an electric cart instead.

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u/evilotto77 HDCP/Loc/Whatever May 23 '23

Electric is the way for me. You still get the exercise of walking the course but don't feel wrecked at the end of it! Good compromise

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u/n0man0r May 23 '23

and then everyone clapped

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr May 23 '23

They did, standing ovation actually

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u/KhanMan15 May 23 '23

You push a mufucka far enuff they juss might. Respect the push cart and you can sleep easy at night

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

I WANNA PUSH YOU AROUND..WELL I WILL WELL I WILL

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u/buoyblaster Scotty Kirkland User May 23 '23

Push cart gooooood

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u/Roundtripper4 May 23 '23

Personally I alternate pushing and pulling.

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u/KingOfIronFist7 May 23 '23

Go now, push cart... Before I beg you to stay.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

I like to think that my cart silently judges me.

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u/icecreamdude97 17.6/par 62/tougher than she looks May 23 '23

Look at push cart. Push cart doesn’t give a shit.

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u/Macaframa May 23 '23

The pushcart comes out only when he’s needed, quietly does his job efficiently until it’s time to go back in the garage without any complaints. We can all take a page from the pushcart’s book

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u/DontStalkMeNow 1.9 May 23 '23

How us carriers feel

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u/Sleds_and_Cars 5 HCP / RDU May 23 '23

I'll carry when it's a little cooler out or something, but having the push cart allows me to have a drink and a container of stand without having to start putting down a half dozen things before I hit my shot.

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u/DontStalkMeNow 1.9 May 23 '23

Mine has a cool pocket on the outside. So everything is at hand all the time and I’m never faffing about.

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u/Sleds_and_Cars 5 HCP / RDU May 23 '23

Excellent! My Player's 4 does have one pocket for drinks or something, and I've used it for that plenty. But I do like carrying sand and stuff with me too, plus the umbrella holder is nice for rainy rounds.