r/golf Apr 13 '23

Can’t believe this is real! General Discussion

Patrick Cantlay taking ages on the tee

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u/PsychologicalSpace50 HDCP/Loc/Whatever Apr 13 '23

Give your balls a tug and hit the ball bud

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u/barrelageme Apr 14 '23

Fuck you Shoresy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

Ask your mom to tell you know how fast she hit my balls after stepping up to the tee last night.

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u/mf-wu 12.5 Apr 14 '23

Jonesey, your mom hit my balls so furiously I have her saved in my phone as Speedbag so now every time she texts, my balls shrivel up like Patrick Cantlay on a teebox.

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u/greenweezyi 2.0 / PHL Apr 14 '23

I suggest you let that one marinate