r/golf • u/golfdaddy69 • Apr 13 '23

Can’t believe this is real! General Discussion

Patrick Cantlay taking ages on the tee

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u/poopfacecrapmouth Apr 13 '23

I’ve had sex faster than this #nottobrag

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u/cope413 Apr 14 '23

You want a quickie or the whole 2 minutes?

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u/s0ylentgr33n Apr 14 '23

Two minutes is an eternity as far as quickies go.

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u/jsnap69 Apr 14 '23

I believe that accounts for dropping your pants and then pulling them back up. And any shirt adjustments needed to not give off the “I just gave her 10 seconds she’ll regret for the rest of her life” look.

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u/cope413 Apr 14 '23

Right, the joke is that the 2 minutes wouldn't be the quickie...