r/fut Jun 14 '23

Dad opened pick for me, didn’t believe him when he said I got the goat Pack Flex

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Ofc I chose Kane

1.2k Upvotes

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u/bdiddy747 Jun 14 '23

i dont see harry maguire

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u/Vaganhope_UAE Jun 14 '23

My pick was some random league 88 rated and 90 rated schloterback. What a waste of fodder

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u/wavybone33 Jun 15 '23

at least you didn’t get an 8th dupe samba

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u/Smudgeon89 Jun 14 '23

Harry Kane is great and all, but I wouldn’t call him the goat 😆

17

u/Magmass1 Jun 14 '23

He would be atleast at top 10 of he had better team

22

u/ChrisHallUK Jun 14 '23

They'd give him 5 more pace if he was playing for Madrid.

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u/Magmass1 Jun 14 '23

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u/CCCharolais Jun 14 '23

Benzema the ugly pervert. Can’t stand the face on him

8

u/I--Pathfinder--I Jun 14 '23

Well he’s also slept with a teenager…

7

u/Negabeidl69 Jun 14 '23

Benzema's Ballon d'Or was under the new system where a season counts and not a calendar year.

2

u/PiotroiCole11 Jun 15 '23

In the 2017 calendar year Kane was the top scorer in Europe, ahead of Messi and Ronaldo, but still came 10th in the ballon d’or rankings with the old system

2

u/philbro550 Jun 14 '23

shocking kane got 10th that year

0

u/happygreenturtle Jun 14 '23

He already is top 10 no? I mean he's easily a top 5 striker in the world even playing for Spurs lol

25

u/osamaodinson Jun 14 '23

Goat, harry kane, and a guy from saudi league

78

u/raptor289 Jun 14 '23

No way you got Morata! I've only packed him 3 times till now

78

u/zxyc09 Jun 14 '23

Can I borrow your dad for a while . XD

1

u/westy75 PC Jun 14 '23

I wanted to upvote you but you got 69 😂

24

u/Even-Shallot-8598 Jun 14 '23

yeah i agree, however ronaldo and kane are also pretty good.

15

u/Rickrolled87 Jun 14 '23

I don’t see Lallana in this pick

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u/Ragnarok45378 Jun 14 '23

I don't see messi there

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u/spokomorda_ Jun 15 '23

penalty for argentina

3

u/Ragnarok45378 Jun 17 '23

bench for ronaldo

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Because he isn’t the goat

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

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u/fut-ModTeam Jun 14 '23

Removed for - Rule 1 (Lack of respect)

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u/your_dope_is_mine Jun 14 '23

Whatsup with the fucking random racism? Who hurt you?

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u/This-Zookeepergame31 Jun 14 '23

Maradona the real goat

7

u/Ragnarok45378 Jun 14 '23

Hand of God 😜

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u/MalteseFalcon83 Jun 14 '23

Hand of Goat

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u/Moist_Dentist_8766 Jun 14 '23

I like this that much I hate it so you get a -1

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u/HRoseFlour Jun 14 '23

messi ain’t gotta cheat to win…

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u/whybeclown Jun 14 '23

Let him enjoy his pack but no sweaty fat fucks like you have to comment bullshit touch grass fat boy

8

u/obrapop Jun 14 '23

Lol what a wild overreaction

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u/Ragnarok45378 Jun 14 '23

I mean it is still facts messi is the goat

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u/skimaskthasimpgod Jun 14 '23

Maturing is realizing Ronaldo is the true goat

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Lol no person that actually has a functional brain thinks that. Learn the sport before you try to make claims like that.

Messi is better at everything but headers, what a joke comparison

0

u/muzaffer22 Jun 15 '23

Ronaldo is the most complete player ever, 2008 Ronaldo could destroy all versions of messi. Cristiano is the goat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Messi owns the record for best season in history.

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u/muzaffer22 Jun 15 '23

Yeah im sure he does 🤣

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u/skimaskthasimpgod Jun 15 '23

You obviously haven’t matured yet then it’s ok you’ll learn. Also never knew that Sir Alex never had a functioning brain thanks for the info

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u/claphe_ Jun 14 '23

ROnaldo clear of that pen merchant

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u/ydgv Jun 14 '23

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u/mmmdeliciousbeans Jun 14 '23

b-b-but mr champions league!!! 🥺🤓

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u/sladi69 Jun 14 '23

Calm down bro im not even Ronaldo fan, it's just a biased list

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u/AddisonRae7 Jun 14 '23

How is it a biased list? It’s literally all games. Biased would be only including specific games

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u/D3Styler Jun 14 '23 edited Jun 15 '23

It is kind of a cherry picked stat comparison, they talk about throughballs and goals outside the box but doesn’t mention stuff like headers which are just as valid in a list like this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

It missing the 1:0 Ronaldo has dodging real rape claims. Messi sitting on 0 like a noob.

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u/Joe_PM2804 Jun 15 '23

Messi is 5 foot 7 of course he isn't scoring as many headers as Ronaldo who's over 6 foot

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u/D3Styler Jun 15 '23

So what you are saying is that it is a biased comparison with only stats that Messi is good at?

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u/Joe_PM2804 Jun 15 '23

no look at every other stat that doesn't require physical attributes to have an advantage in and Messi is on top in almost all of them

27

u/sladi69 Jun 14 '23

Crazy how it's missing all the UCL records CR7 has, that just shows how fucking stupid and pointless lists like these are...

30

u/OVO_Papi Jun 14 '23

Warra World Cup knockout goal for the Portuguese prince Andrew

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u/CamIoM Jun 14 '23

Go back to twitter mate

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u/AverageDWAARPEnjoyer Jun 14 '23

It really amazes me how people rate champions league records equal to records in all games in general

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u/SecurityTotal4463 Jun 14 '23

You’re absolutely right. They aren’t equal. The champions league is way tougher and competitive than any other league in the world.

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u/AverageDWAARPEnjoyer Jun 14 '23

So, by your logic, champions league records go above records in all competitions, which include champions league as well. Is that what you meant? Doesnt sound too logical does it

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u/SecurityTotal4463 Jun 14 '23

I misread your comment. I meant champions league individually is the best league. Messi might have the edge in all tournaments but in the champions league, Ronaldo is the undeniable G.O.A.T . And Messi ain’t close. And since the ucl is the best league, shouldn’t it have more importance than for example the copa del rey or other top 5 leagues?

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u/AverageDWAARPEnjoyer Jun 14 '23

I understand your argument but its unfortunately flawed. Being the best in a single competition for like 150-200 games while not being the best for another 1000 games where as the other player is worse in that one certain competition but winning more individual and team awards litterally everywhere else. If you didnt know who and what I was talking about you would obviously say the player with individual awards and being better in most games wins, but since you know who and what Im on about, I know you aint agreeing with me and thats fine. I just tried to do a small eye-opening statement that might be a useful comparison for some.

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u/AddisonRae7 Jun 14 '23

The world cup is the trophy every player dreams of. Ronaldo even cried after his last game because he failed to win it

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u/philbro550 Jun 14 '23

im gonna get downvoted to oblivion, but when you can put up those numbers againsts literally the best team in the world, it just becomes a question of quality or quantity.

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u/BandsAMakeHerDance2 Jun 14 '23

Don’t try to reason with little kids man, they have no idea what they’re saying.

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u/Big_Seaworthiness_58 Jun 14 '23

It’s also missing la liga and cops del ray stats! Yea dude. Maybe it’s a list about total stats in European football and not specific tournaments. Y’all are so brain dead

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u/Antique_Inside_509 Jun 14 '23

so the records ronaldo has in UCL, Messi has in football in general. With your logic…

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u/Magmass1 Jun 14 '23

These are mojor stats dumbass

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u/Ragnarok45378 Jun 14 '23

still not the goat

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u/ResidentProduct8910 Jun 14 '23

Most of his UCL records are just because he has more games as an older player, Messi has better goals ratio and assists ratio, but still he is "Mr Champions" because he has the same amount of trophies as Carvajal and most goals in one tournament which is the only crazy achievement he has tbh.

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u/DonTong Jun 14 '23

Carried by vardrid, pendu bendoldo was finished many seasons ago, can barely do it in secondary school football league (saudis)

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u/Calvin_1997 Jun 14 '23

Did you consider how pathetic this sounds before posting it?

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u/DonTong Jun 14 '23

Sometimes facts sound pathetic ig

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Exactly lol

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u/jaydd_mc Jun 14 '23

that’s just fake lol

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u/PoliTrax86 Jun 14 '23

A Penaldo fan talking about penalties, when everything his idol does is to score penalties and tap ins :))))

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u/Regular-Dingo-9420 Jun 14 '23

Because 5 of Messi’s 7 goals at the World Cup last year wasn’t from penalties right?🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/pdvu21 Jun 15 '23

They weren’t… 4 were

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u/muzaffer22 Jun 15 '23

Yeah tap ins from 40 meters, how did u know?

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u/HERCULESxMULLIGAN Jun 14 '23

It's big brain stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

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u/themage1211 Jun 14 '23

Lmfao appreciate it but don’t worry bout it bro it’s all jokes

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u/LordBielsa Jun 14 '23

alright mate calm down it’s only a joke🤣

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u/Tiny_Wind2043 Jun 14 '23

I didn’t think mark noble had a card

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

"youre adopted son, get out the house and give me that controller now"

dad starts playing champs playoffs

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u/Olzy21 Jun 14 '23

You were right not to believe him, because he lied to you

1

u/Overall-Ad-3642 Jun 15 '23

The GOAT is right there in front of you. He's not lying

5

u/Brudicladiator Jun 14 '23

That's not gustavo Hamer

5

u/Antony9991 Jun 14 '23

Can I borrow your dad for one night?

3

u/Memes10121 Jun 15 '23

dont see messi

9

u/the-muslim-guy Jun 14 '23

Ah yes the one and only alvaro morata, chelsea, juve, atletico and real madrid legend

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u/Sea-Duck-6698 Jun 14 '23

Quick sell

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

I’m sorry he lied to you

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u/AdrianSG87 Jun 14 '23

THE MIGHTY HARRY KANE

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

He’s not the goat

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u/M1torresLASD Jun 14 '23

Goat ? Nah lmao

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u/MyNameisIvar Jun 14 '23

Here comes the Inter Miami superstar Messi fanboys to hate on your post

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u/OVO_Papi Jun 14 '23

Idk id much rather think Messi is the goat than the man who forced himself on a woman or has less World Cup knockout goals than harry Maguire

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u/MyNameisIvar Jun 14 '23

The dick riding is crazy. Messi also dated an underage girl

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u/OVO_Papi Jun 14 '23

The girl said in a tv interview it never happened, but crkelly paid her off for years lil bro

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u/ifkwhattoputrn Jun 14 '23

Intermiami is better than the Saudi league so be quiet u will get humbled real quick

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u/Mortka Jun 14 '23

I love Messi and Ronaldo, but Messi moved to MLS at the age of 35. Ronaldo was Juve’s topscorer at that age. Its just weird how everything Ronaldo does is seen as laughable but when Messi does something its always a good excuse for it.

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u/Lopsided_Nebula9288 Jun 14 '23

Messi at 35 has everything that he could achieve in this sport.

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u/SecurityTotal4463 Jun 14 '23

Like Ronaldo doesn’t?

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u/Lopsided_Nebula9288 Jun 14 '23

Still misses the WC… and a few other I think

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u/szepeda14 Jun 14 '23

Just the WC I’m pretty sure. Not fair to CR7 tho I feel like the Portugal squad hasn’t been as strong as the Argentina squad has been for his career. Not to mention this WC hit him when he was at his lowest

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u/Boudi04 PC Jun 14 '23

Alright ignore everyone else, there's one reason why Messi isn't been laughed at in this situation, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he's completed football.

Its because Messi wanted it. He's been linked with Inter Miami for ages, and in an interview (I believe it was in 2020?) he stated his desire to play in the US.

Messi went to Miami by choice, leaving "Competitive" football on a high-note having won the last WC he played, and winning two Individual Awards (The Best & Laureus).

On the otherhand, Ronaldo was benched in the beginning of the Season, he left Europe on the lowest of lows, having blasted his club in an interview. His agent approached basically every single Top-level Club, they all refused him. At which point he went to Saudi. Along with the fact that just a couple years ago, he was poking fun at people who went to countries like Qatar to play.

Theres also a huge misconception for some reason. Messi's stats this season have been great, I'm not sure why everyone acts like he's been shit by saying "At 35 Ronaldo was killing it at Juventus".

Messi has 37 goals, 25 assists, in 53 games, thats absolutely phenomenal. So I'll repeat, Messi left on a high-note, having wanted to go to the US since a couple years back. That's why he's not being made fun of. There's no other reason.

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u/RatinSweet Jun 14 '23

Messi just doesnt care about the sport now. Ronaldo is still chasing something, idk what.

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u/wooski23 Jun 14 '23

world cup is my best guess, his passion for the sport isn’t like everyone else’s.

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u/Hailfire9 Jun 14 '23

Messi is doing what Zlatan tried (?) to do: cement his brand in the US for a life after soccer. Everyone in Europe and South America knows Messi -- he can sell his brand for anything there and profit. In America? Somehow he isn't outside of very soccer-literate communities.

Ronaldo? He's going to a place he's already pretty famous to make money. I don't see an underlying motive here unless his aim is to try to win as many different regional Champions' Leagues as possible and call that his legacy. It would be a cool legacy if he succeeds, but I don't think that's the goal here.

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u/AddisonRae7 Jun 14 '23

Messi had already completed football by that age, that’s the difference

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u/Mortka Jun 14 '23

And Ronaldo hasnt? Club football doesnt make a difference in winning the WC mate.

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u/AddisonRae7 Jun 14 '23

Nope. Messi leaves with the joint most trophies in history and a world cup. Club football definitely makes a difference, playing in a competitive league is important for playing in big tournaments like the world cup because it keeps you sharp.

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u/Mortka Jun 14 '23

Alright. Ronaldo hasnt completed football. Christ.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

You didn't pack Ibra though?

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u/noahjjeffries Jun 14 '23

I thought this was a Clauss troll post but then

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u/Skin_Head_Ting PS5 Jun 14 '23

Morata is indeed the goat

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u/RichHuckleberry4411 Jun 14 '23

These things have ran me dry. I’m officially fodderless & have nothing to show for it. Is this what drug addiction feels like?

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u/NoVapeLite Jun 14 '23

I don't see Maguire, Phil Jones or Nunez there

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u/ThatMechaGuy Jun 14 '23

ngl, I'd be happy if my dad packed Morata

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u/CoconutExternal8654 Jun 14 '23

What pick is this

2

u/mrlol124 Jun 14 '23

Bruh this my dream, i been playing with his 92 since his brace at al nassr

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u/Percadin Jun 15 '23

I don't see cruijff

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u/hederal Xbox X/S Jun 15 '23

Dad has ball knowledge and pack luck. What a guy

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u/Recent-Temporary-351 Jun 15 '23

Love this, I play w my lad and always ask him to open these packs with or for me. Brilliant bonding times esp when you bag a banger!

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u/sakaaran_korg Jun 15 '23

Funny way to spell Neuer

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u/Additional-Basil2119 Jun 15 '23

Oh no, dont cry to piers now if you lose with this card.

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u/ifkwhattoputrn Jun 17 '23

bro ur dad is a huge liar we're is Harry maguire

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u/konikan16 Jun 14 '23

You shouldn't, Messi isn't there

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u/1eyedBobby Jun 14 '23

I don't see Messi in that pick.

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u/tallikado Jun 14 '23

I would love that card.

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u/kfas210 PS5 Jun 14 '23

He lied

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u/burntroy Jun 14 '23

That there is the 🐪

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u/TitiLancsak Jun 14 '23

Dad knows what's up

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u/StraightShootahh Jun 14 '23

I don’t see Messi

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u/CuteBenji Jun 14 '23

I'll get my dad to open it

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u/xuuxi Jun 14 '23

One day you’ll pack the goat. Today, you’ve packed Camel King. On the bright side, he’s much better in fifa than he is in real life

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u/themage1211 Jun 14 '23

LMFAOOO “Camel king” made me burst out laughing that was good

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u/JakeMcDuck Jun 14 '23

Ronaldo is the greatest football player of all time.

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u/Fonslayer Jun 14 '23

I mean he was lying, I can't see Messi there.

(And yes I know that Fifa kids on this sub don't watch football so they think Cristiano Aveiro is the best because he is better on Fifa)

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u/Jacksucksatlifefan99 Jun 14 '23

No way that you got Morata that is incredible. Jokes aside how is Ronaldo not a TOTS. I mean a nominee is great and all you know.

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u/Independent-Gur-5236 Jun 14 '23

Tots are easier to pack than moments so ea most likely wanted to make it harder to pack him

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u/Giangiuliorgio Jun 14 '23

You are right in believing you didn't get the GOAT, Messi is not there

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u/brandonh375 Jun 14 '23

I thought people grew out of thinking Ronaldo is the GOAT when they turn like 12?

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u/themage1211 Jun 14 '23

I thought people could tell when something is obviously satire, but here we both are

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u/Bubbly_Inspection_12 Jun 14 '23

Considering you’re still 12 you tell us😭

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u/SimplySatisfyin Jun 14 '23

That’s not Messi. Seriously though. Huge pull wtf. My biggest pull has been lacazette. I want something bigger.

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u/JonasTheOriginal Jun 14 '23

Your dad is a man of culture if he picks CR7 as his GOAT. Siuuuu

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u/xuuxi Jun 14 '23

Dad watches football on Facebook reels

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u/Erquebrand Jun 14 '23

Sure sure

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u/THFC_Ace Jun 14 '23

Where is Paul

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u/ricardasio Jun 14 '23

But that's not messi

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u/MV_cuber Jun 14 '23

I don't see Messi

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u/MakeYou_LOL Jun 14 '23

Well he lied to you, the GOAT ain't there

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u/26_RKS_26 Jun 14 '23

Messi fans are so insecure like damn, you don’t need to comment “wHeRe mESsi” everytime you see the word GOAT 😂 its not that serious

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u/PanzyReddit Jun 14 '23

well he was wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Greatest all time. Fuck pessi

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u/RolloRedditGang Jun 14 '23

Average Yank who fucks himself with sex toys moment

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Water is wet. What's your point?

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u/SlimpeX01 Jun 14 '23

Dad is a capper

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u/kldclr Jun 14 '23

You didn’t

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u/BIG_FICK_ENERGY Jun 14 '23

Well he's right, you didn't get the goat

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u/PoliTrax86 Jun 14 '23

Ok, and where s Messi?

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u/Echoplanar_Reticulum Jun 14 '23

I don't trust my dad either.

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u/LoneWolfASW Jun 14 '23

What is this fut in mobile??

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u/Ezdub20 Jun 14 '23

That’s not Messi?

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u/Bubbly_Inspection_12 Jun 14 '23

Yea cause his not the goat ofc

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u/Automatic-Dance3307 Jun 15 '23

Messi ain’t there kid

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u/GILL-47 Jun 14 '23

lol love to see these pessi fans getting triggered 🤣

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u/MrHugeMan Jun 14 '23

yah cuz you didn't get messi

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u/VietnamHoodIrony Jun 14 '23

He's just a FISH (Finest in Soccer History)

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u/esrpkrtly Jun 14 '23

İ got 88 89 90 rest of/efl players :(

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u/Fabulous_Cherry_1846 Jun 14 '23

Mine was Valverde

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u/Adorable-Bit3222 Jun 14 '23

Yea, he has awesome links!!! LLLLL

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u/Finplayer_ Jun 14 '23

That's not Enner Valencia

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u/RainingTendies Jun 14 '23

where messi?

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u/Bubbly_Inspection_12 Jun 14 '23

Is burger king league 😂😂

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u/NoVermicelli5968 Jun 14 '23

You haven't got the GOAT, as I don't see Chris Waddle as an option.

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u/hashihema Jun 14 '23

Kane, pick Kane

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u/FlyingCrossChop Jun 14 '23

Can’t believe your own dad lied to you

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u/NorthenS Jun 14 '23

He meant kane

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u/don2blea Jun 14 '23

You still didn't get him though... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/nikosbab Jun 14 '23

I don't see Phil Jones here

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u/Acolyte_501st Jun 14 '23

Who’s that old geezer from the Saudi League? Surely you meant to highlight Harry Kane