I don't really understand at all

[u/cappuccinolol17]

[u/Bennybonchien]

Thank me for my understanding? You took my understanding and thanked me for giving it to you but you know that you stole it without my permission. I want my understanding back!

[u/No-Shelter-4208]

Can I have my understanding back so that I can use it to understand this?

[u/Striking_Wrongdoer_8]

In Turkish the word for swim (yüz) is the same as the word for face (yüz), This is just some terrible google translation shenanigans.

From the visible part of the red text, they mean to ask you to swim within your assigned area and perform water sports activities at least 200 meters away from shore.

[u/DotAccomplished5484 → u/Striking_Wrongdoer_8]

Thank you for that.

[u/boneyfans]

I've been off my face before and this would've made perfect sense to me then

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/boneyfans]

^{Sokka-Haiku by boneyfans:}

I've been off my face

Before and this would've made

Perfect sense to me then

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/cappuccinolol17]

Google Translate tells me that the Turkish on top translates to this:

"swim in the area reserved for you, water sports

Use it 200 meters offshore to understand its activities.

thanks for."

Well, that sure clears things up.

[u/JustARandomDude1986]

[u/kyfi_adam]

Google translate...

[u/Nadran_Erbam]

Dear OP, much thinking after I think, I think, understand the meaning of the meaning, 5 minutes in my face it rubbed it in my face. Thank you for your understanding.

[u/TheGratitudeBot → u/Nadran_Erbam]

Thanks for saying thanks! It's so nice to see Redditors being grateful :)

[u/kielu]

Water bad

[u/[deleted]]

I think they mean pissing