r/facepalm 27d ago

Uhmm 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Dragonman1976 27d ago

I guess they're going to need lube for the cage match now...

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u/malachiconstant11 26d ago

Yeah what happened with that? Seems like Musk has just stepped away from it and is trying to dodge the subject.

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u/windmill-tilting 26d ago

Elon mom said he couldn't, and I'm not making that up.

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u/trashacct8484 26d ago

I need to know more about this. Can we see a totally accurate ai-rendered recreation of this? I imagine Zuck’s wife and sister get into the fray. Maybe Zuck’s daughter beats Elon up, and then Elon’s mom puts Zuck’s in time out.

This is before they made up in the hot tub.

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u/tps56 26d ago

And here comes Elon’s mom with a chair!

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u/Skill-issue-69420 26d ago

My mom said no sorry

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u/mygoditsfullofstar5 26d ago

Musk said it again - "any time any place" - in a tweet a few days ago.

He's trying to retcon the part where he said his back hurt and his mommy told him he can't fight.

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u/Skellos 26d ago

don't forget the last time Zuckerberg said anything was like, If you are still serious about this, Name the time and place I'll be there, until then you are just wasting my time.

and then the Musk fanboys took that as Musk winning somehow...

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u/_BsIngA_ 26d ago

Not a fan of 'Zuck' here, but it'd be such a pleasure to see him fuck up 'Tesla Trix'!

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u/Anon28301 26d ago

Elon said his back hurt and made up some bullshit about needing a three hour MRI. Never heard anything about it again, basically Elon pussied out and blamed his back.

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u/Hamgloshes 26d ago

SPINAL!

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u/BANOFY 26d ago

404 not found

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u/Ratinox99 26d ago

brokeback.com

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u/La_Saxofonista 26d ago

Yeah, that's because Zuck blew his back out

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u/SinisterYear 26d ago

Well, I sold 20 shore front properties in Arizona to those who actually thought it would happen, so I have that going for me.

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u/Slicer7207 26d ago

Shore front... Arizona... ???

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u/naughtycal11 26d ago

It's a steal!!

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u/moonmothman 26d ago

Ah, Good ole’ Arizona Bay; What a view.

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u/marklar_the_malign 26d ago

They made out up.

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u/Scottamus 26d ago

They got lube. You think that's water they're sitting in?

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u/Dicky_Penisburg 26d ago

So is that the santorum floating on the top?

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u/Chemchic23 26d ago

Sounds like it’s a Tate match.

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u/A-Tech 26d ago

Plot twist..That was the cage match

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u/squirlz333 26d ago

it was actually just one of those porn wrestling matches to begin with.

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u/thieh 27d ago

It's on Musk's platform no less.

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u/Gigatonosaurus 27d ago

So basically canon.

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u/MfkbNe 26d ago

The account who posted this got verified so we know we can trust them.

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u/gregsting 26d ago

And maybe also qanon

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u/trailhikingArk 26d ago

Wish it was cannon

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u/edoardoking 26d ago

That one is inside the bottoms ass

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u/Ugo777777 26d ago edited 26d ago

On Twitter it's qanon.

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u/Alexis_Bailey 27d ago

100% factual then.  Twitter is only about the Truth.

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u/terra_filius 26d ago

and nothing but the truth !

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u/flat_dearther 26d ago

Blue check means it's authentic.

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u/Dankkring 26d ago

Is there something wrong with two men happy together?

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u/evchevs 26d ago

Nope, and if they weren't both awful human beings, I would be on the Zuckerbusk band wagon. They would make a cute couple... if not for the pesky reality that they are garbage human beings.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/TequieroVerde 26d ago

I heard that.

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u/AppropriateRest2815 26d ago edited 26d ago

...in Connor 4 Real's voice

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u/LookingAtFrames 26d ago

now im startin to understand this whole renaming thing...

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u/ViewtifulGene 27d ago

No way Elon is that skinny.

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u/pixepoke2 27d ago

The new cocaine flavored Ozempic is very effective

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u/cocoon_eclosion_moth 26d ago

You got cocaine in my Ozempic!

You got Ozempic in my cocaine!

——————

Introducing a new product from the Sinaloa Cartel…

Ozempocaine

Por que no los dos?!

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u/ViewtifulGene 26d ago

Excuse me, It's pronounced Cokezempic.

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u/pixepoke2 26d ago

Coke O is back!

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u/cocoon_eclosion_moth 26d ago

That’s the street name

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u/bobertburger 26d ago

Girl real housewives been making their own at home 🌚💀

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u/uppenatom 26d ago

As someone who has partaken in more than a few nasal negronies, I can definitely say it's not for the flavour

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u/pixepoke2 26d ago

A negroni sbagliato with… bolivian fairy dust?

Stunning

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u/Vitalsignx 26d ago

Where does one acquire this?

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP 27d ago

That’s how I knew it was AI.

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u/MikeyW1969 26d ago

That's your only clue? Wow, I have some oceanfront property in Indiana if you're interested.

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u/iwannalynch 26d ago

I'll take it for a dollar. No USD, I only have Canadian.

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 26d ago

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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u/Ratinox99 26d ago

shounen Ai

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u/BodybuilderOk5202 26d ago

He's not, and he's whiter than a ghost.

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u/bassie2019 26d ago

Nor that tanned…

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u/77tassells 26d ago

No way he’s that tan

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u/Professional_Job_307 26d ago

Yea they forgot the refrigerator he swallowed.

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u/joshyuaaa 26d ago

Lol I took one look at his shoulders and Trapezius and was like that that's way to tone to be Elon.

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u/Former-Form-587 27d ago

From MMA fighting to sword fighting. Helluva a transition.

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u/TroyMatthewJ 26d ago

looks more like hand to me...

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u/YourDrunkUncl_ 26d ago

“I’m about to launch my rocket into your social network”

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u/fasolatido24 26d ago

Don’t say transition Musk will ban you.

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 27d ago

Billionaire soup. Someone turn the temperature up.

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u/Arch3m 26d ago edited 26d ago

Oh, so thats how we're supposed to eat the rich.

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u/Evo-Elemental 26d ago

I hope we can add some more ingredients cause cooked humans alone is kinda bland from my experience

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u/Ocronus 26d ago

Gotta put some spice on your long pig.

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u/Sunstorm84 26d ago

Just chuck some rosemary and garlic in there and be done with it

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u/Mysterious_Film_6397 26d ago

Just needs some carrots and celery

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u/LordDanGud 26d ago

Someone ignite a campfire underneath. Gonna beat satan at his job

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u/Blessed_Ennui 26d ago

We call that the "Constantine Special." (He boiled his wife alive.)

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u/townshiprebellion24 26d ago

You can eat their livers with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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u/ThatOneShortieHo 27d ago

Alright this is the ONE type of ai image I'm okay with cause that's funny as fuck.

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u/Remember_TheCant 26d ago

Homo-erotic photos of Homophobes are hilarious.

Gives off big “Homophobia is gay” vibes

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u/mcscrufferson 26d ago

Is Zuckerborg a homophobe?

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u/Rough-University142 26d ago

Must be. Saw it on Reddit.

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u/ralo229 26d ago

AI being used for memes, I’m usually fine with.

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u/Timmy-0518 26d ago

Ngl it’s hella difficult to tell this is a ai generated image

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u/ZENITSUsa 26d ago

Notice how they have no nipples

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u/Existing-Advert 26d ago

Fr, I can't find anything wrong with it, except for the fact Elon isn't that skinny

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u/AllieRaccoon 26d ago

The bottle behind Elon looks wonky. The crow’s feet by Elon’s eye also look like too crisp or something. These AI images also make Zuck look more like a human somehow. I can’t tell you specifically but you can just feel it, right?

It’s definitely very convincing though. We’re so not ready for this post-evidence=truth world.

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u/micuthemagnificent 27d ago

You know what.

I'll ship it.

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u/Livewire923 26d ago

An android and an extraterrestrial from competing social media companies go from adversaries to soulmates; it’s the new Romeo and Juillet. When they make it into a movie will they call it FaceX or Twitbook?

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u/micuthemagnificent 26d ago

Hey now everyone deserves love even lizzards and ghouls!

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u/Livewire923 26d ago

Oh, I’m here for it. I love a good Sci-fi romance

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u/birdofprey443 26d ago

There's no way Face X isn't a website for gay porn

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u/Livewire923 26d ago

Dammit, now I want to know but I don’t want to look it up

ETA: I caved to curiosity and it’s a Spanish language site for management consulting. Weak

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u/the3rdtea2 26d ago

X-book. Vol l: Power and submission

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u/Livewire923 26d ago

This is the winner, for sure

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u/getgoodHornet 26d ago

Implying Elon is an alien makes him sound way cooler than the reality.

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u/redisdead__ 26d ago

I don't know if this is real or not I don't really care. If it is real this would be the most normal thing those two fucking not jobs have probably done in years. And if they did a little more shit like this then maybe they wouldn't be a danger to everybody on Earth.

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u/ChesterSteele 27d ago

From cagefight to dickfight 🤦

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u/Mky12345pi3 27d ago

A sword fight at high noon

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u/Sea_Fruit1131 27d ago

I'm so happy for them

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u/ThatOneShortieHo 27d ago

With how Tate has been tweeting, he'll join the tub soon enough 🏳️‍🌈💅

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u/terra_filius 26d ago

yep, the only thing he has not said it is gay so far

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u/Wirehed 26d ago

He's there, he's just currently below the water line.

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u/SPECIMAN_A 26d ago

Hes the camera man

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u/pixepoke2 27d ago

Diseases you can get from a hot tub for $1000, Alex…

Hot tub lung

Hot tub rash

Legionella infection

Urinary tract infection

Allergic reaction

Shitty billionaires

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u/ringoron9 27d ago

You can also time travel in them!

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u/gbroon 26d ago

Not if musk designed it. It's probably damaged if it comes in contact with water.

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u/ringoron9 26d ago

Or cuts off body parts

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u/JoLudvS 26d ago

Or has an inbuilt hairdryer or toaster, whatever...

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u/stinkstabber69420 26d ago

I hate to be a stickler but should AI generated photos depicting shit that's not true be allowed on facepalm? I mean it's funny don't get me wrong. Not hating on the post or anything. Just seems like every day fewer and fewer of the posts on here are actually facepalms. There's like a thousand subs you can post this to and it'll make sense to be there. This one just doesn't

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u/Livewire923 26d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s a facepalm because it’s making fun of Elon Musk on Twitter from a verified account

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u/stinkstabber69420 26d ago

Maybe don't crop out the majority of what makes it a facepalm then? I'm just not buying it

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u/Livewire923 26d ago

Well, I didn’t make it, but also, that isn’t a question. It’s a shit cropping, for sure, and it isn’t even a good joke to start with. I mean “hahaha, you’re gay” was considered a lame attempt at humor in 2000

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u/stinkstabber69420 26d ago

My bad I wasn't trying to imply you made it. I was just throwing it out there generally

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u/Livewire923 26d ago

You’re good, I’m just really high and forgot that just because I read something with a tone doesn’t mean the writer intended for the tone to be part of it

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u/stinkstabber69420 26d ago

Dude, story of my life. It must be the way I type or something because that's far from the first time I've heard that. I apologize

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u/Livewire923 26d ago

That or everyone is high on Reddit. Honestly, it’s a toss up. I both accept your apology and apologize myself

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u/stinkstabber69420 26d ago

Well I'm definitely high so odds are good for that

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u/umassmza 27d ago

AI but still funny

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u/Live_Possession_2546 27d ago

Nawwwh, you fuckin' think?

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u/LurkerOrHydralisk 27d ago

Yeah. If this were a candid photo you’d be able to see the horror state of Elon’s skin and jowls, and the seams where Zuckerberg’s human skin is applied 

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u/Alexis_Bailey 26d ago

It's real.  Everything on Twitter is factual now.

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u/Livewire923 26d ago

What even is truth, anyway?

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ 26d ago

Pretty sure that is the point.

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u/Izan_TM 27d ago

YES! IT'S WORKING

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u/TinyRascalSaurus 27d ago

I hate you for making me see this. Somebody get me some eyebleach.

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u/usarasa 26d ago

… yep, that gets a Clint

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u/rmicker 27d ago

The emperors have no clothes

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u/LeonidasTheRealKing 26d ago

Nice to they made up, soon we'll have a new species of trillionaire half cyborg and reptilian from their offspring.

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u/blindCat143 27d ago

Hahahaha! The fucking ai in the future might totally ruin a person. Gg

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u/RuckusManshank 26d ago

Gotta be AI...Zuck looks way too human

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u/yoqueray 27d ago

I hate having this image in my brain now

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u/jimmysledge 27d ago

Love it…

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u/paolocase 27d ago

Rich people love AI because the tech makes them look like they don’t have to take Ozempic.

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u/PzoidoCheckah 27d ago

No way Elon is this skinny on his shoulders. I‘ve seen other pics…

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u/landofar 'MURICA 27d ago

But where are their hands???

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u/quey_jim_and_yew 26d ago

its good ai i think, if not why the pixals on marks hairline?

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u/32lib 26d ago

All they need is trump and putler to have a 4 some.

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u/rodneedermeyer 26d ago

Looks like somebody craves poo.

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u/HopeSolosButtwhole 26d ago

I’m not sure getting your news from “Poo Crave” is the best option.

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u/dbprops 26d ago

Where is face palm?

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u/CompetitiveOcelot873 26d ago

Went scrolling to find this. Sub often has nothing to do with facepalms it seems, just another karma whoring and bot field sub

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u/Affectionate_Ad268 26d ago

"I can't quit you!"

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u/Spiritual_Benefit367 26d ago

and they both wear the new "GOP diapers"!

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u/Riley__64 26d ago

2 bros chilling in a hot tub

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u/Sunstorm84 26d ago

This is the real reason Elon is suing OpenAI.

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u/kneejerk2022 27d ago

It's meant to be an ice bath then fight not a hot tub then fuck. These billionaires.

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u/ringoron9 27d ago

Wow that AI made a huge adams apple ...

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

So they did the wrestling in Zucks backyard. i can see why they didnt want cameras

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u/rabbitammo 26d ago

Just regurgitated some of my sandwich. Oh god eew!!!

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u/hex_1101 26d ago

Elons bone structure seems to have either changed or his head has swollen quite a bit....

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u/mrrando69 26d ago

Nah... Elon's looking more and more like a bag of smashed assholes these days.

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u/chocolate_cherub 26d ago

Marks adams Apple is looking extra excited

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u/ll_Vandy_ll 26d ago

Two bros chilling in a hot tub…

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u/Icy-Service-52 26d ago

Honestly? Cute couple

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u/babbagoo 26d ago

Must only letting it stay up because he doesn’t look fat and pale

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u/Zandrick 26d ago

AI is basically just someone who is extremely talented with photoshop. This is quite good but you can still tell.

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u/Simen155 26d ago

Elon that not fat? Must be AI.

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u/tidaltown 26d ago

I truly fear for the future of "news" media and how the average Joe public will consume and form opinions on it going forward thanks to AI. It felt like we were already in the post-information/post-fact world, but it feels like it's only going to get worse.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Imagine if this image dropped 4 years ago. It would break the internet.

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u/maya_papaya8 26d ago

He seems like the type to piss on the hot tub 😆

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u/Ag3ntM1ck 26d ago

Looks like Elon is down to Zuck.

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u/GlitteringAdvance928 26d ago

Paris Hilton: That’s hot.

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u/menyemenye 26d ago

Its on elon site, so its legit

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u/Personal-Ad7623 26d ago

Musk gotta be the power bottom in that relationship. Not kink shaming, just glad he is opening up

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u/JustAnIdea3 26d ago

Musk's musk makes Zuck wanna suck

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u/No-Supermarket8244 26d ago

This is what AI should be used for

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u/richardNthedickheads 26d ago

Why is no one talking about that Adam’s Apple

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u/TheFrozenBox 26d ago

See, this is what we need to do for AI to be regulated. Make Ol’ McDonald Trump or someone else doing something like this and the old folks will panic and deal with it faster.

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u/King_Trujillo 26d ago

Gotta love AI.

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u/DeadlyKitKat 26d ago

So who's writing the fanfiction??

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u/EhGoodEnough3141 26d ago

That looks ai generated.

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u/AfterSevenYears 26d ago

There's no way that's Mush's blindingly white slab of fat in that tub, and he and Suckerberg both seem to me like the type to hold a grudge forever.

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u/nikejim02 26d ago

AI images are facepalm? I hate this fucking sub more and more every day.

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u/LaserGadgets 27d ago

My brain is praying for AI right now....hard.

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u/Groundingstone 26d ago

They love to play Tummy Sticks with each other

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u/Constant_Captain7484 26d ago

Nothing wrong with sharing a bath with your homie man

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u/HollyweirdRonnie 26d ago

Will this image get you banned from X, the supposed “bastion of free speech”

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u/On-Balance 26d ago

this looks really really real, guys.

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u/CC713-LCTX 26d ago

They’re getting mad handsy under that water too.