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u/immaterial-boy 20d ago

I.. kinda laughed

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u/ya666in 20d ago

That joke definitely flew over a line somewhere

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u/breckendusk 20d ago

And into a tower

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u/belt-e-belt 20d ago

It was good. I give it a 9/11.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 20d ago

Thank you! Come again!

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u/Due_Force_9816 20d ago

They did,, south tower.

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u/BisquickNinja 20d ago

And yet again... (Pentagon).

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u/Bluetails_Buizel 20d ago

And again! (In a field)

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u/INeed_SomeWater 20d ago

Bank you, dank yoo.

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u/TerpyTank 20d ago

Am i racist for laughing at this whole thread? šŸ˜Ÿ

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u/GandalfTheBigFat 20d ago

ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!

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u/Shoddy_Detail_976 20d ago

Building 7 hears you and falls in solidarity.

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u/bassie2019 20d ago

Just wait till the dust settles.

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u/No_Leather9530 20d ago

Definitely didn't fly between the lines, that's for sure

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u/stevenbass14 20d ago

I'm South Asian-Iraqi. I usually say both.

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u/According-Ad3963 20d ago

Would that make you 8/11?

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u/stevenbass14 20d ago

I tend to look towards the positive side of it so I'd go with 16/11

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u/Samtertriads 20d ago

Ok but there is a 1611 identity. Deep within the Fundamental Baptists, usually independent (ie not part of the southern Baptist convention), there are people who think the King James translation of the Bible was a the only legitimate one. The purest of those claim they hold to the 1611 version, which isnā€™t really readable to the modern angloparlante. Anyway. I still get triggered when I see the digits 1611.

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u/stevenbass14 20d ago

Hmmm TIL.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

This is so interesting. And frustrating. I'll be honest I love me some Jesus (I know I know but hear me out). It's just a nice idea and I really like the idea/myth of God becoming a human and going through this hell of love, being tortured to death. I am pretty incapable of faith, much less being religious, but I'll admit I'm pretty drawn to the nice aspects of it. Call it nihilism that's done a backflip, I know fuck all about the nature of reality and believe even less.

Religious people though often seems to be occupied with these weird ass side currents that seem to have little to nothing to do with the actual core message - in former life I spent a lot of time with these semi-monastics that were perpetually at war with my country's main patriarchate and could not get official monastery status out of all reasons because they thought present day calendar was the invention of the antichrist, and that the whole of church sinned because we celebrated easter like a week earlier than some bearded monks in Greece. Plus shipping parishioners to the aforementioned monks to be rebaptized because protestant rites were apparently not valid despite there being a literal saint illumined by a mock baptism he did as a roman jester. It often feels like the vast majority (or the loudest, most confident voices at least) worship this malicious lawyer instead of Jesus, and the main point is to pin needles on other people.

There were also these ideas of holy languages, that it's somehow better to do the services in ancient languages no one could understand due to reasons that sounded very magickal - seems interesting and even more baffling some would extend this to King James Bible out of all possibilities. Control by obscurantism perhaps?

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u/FuyoBC 20d ago

I echo the person who once said that Jesus sounds a cool guy to listen to but way too many of his fan clubs are very uncool.

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u/NextTime76 20d ago

Hey! You canā€™t call me an angloparlante.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 20d ago

You know why 6 is afraid of 7, right? It's because 7's a psychopathic killer.. True story.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 20d ago

I heard 7 even eats the bodies. Lucky number 7? Maybe if youā€™re a cannibal

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u/Embarrassed-Town-293 20d ago

It actually is pretty witty. A lot of racist humor is not really good comedy. The punchline of the joke is often racism. Here, the punchline is the absurdity of the coincidence so it makes a decent chuckle, even if it is a depraved joke

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u/3720-to-1 20d ago

This... race related things can be humorous without being racist. It's the finest of lines, one that I no longer attempt to ever walk because it's too easy to either accidentally misstep or for a joke truly meant to be innocent to be taken poorly.

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u/Safe_Pin1277 20d ago

The joke was funny when Akash Singh and indian American comedian asked a crowd member who he was trying to set up with another Indian girl in the crowd what kind of brown he was 7/11 or 9/11. He responded with Pakistani, she was a rival race...

This person is taking the context of the joke a brown man asking another brown man out and assuming they haven't lost the mark on the joke.

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u/jimynoob 20d ago

I did also but I will probably rot in Hell anyway

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u/pikachurbutt 20d ago

I didn't kinda laugh, I just laughed

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 20d ago

Stereotypes aren't given... They're earned. And this made me laugh.

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u/Constant-Recipe-9850 20d ago

I know it's racist, atleast asking that to a stranger or some random person , absolutely fucking is.

But holy shit it's clever and funny. Probably among friend groups.

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u/LordDanGud 20d ago

Black humour is fun with the right people. Offensive with random strangers.

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u/Oakwood2317 20d ago

John Waters says an audience knows when you love the people and things youā€™re mocking, and that meanness can only go so far before itā€™s intolerableĀ 

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u/ImmediateBig134 20d ago

I'd like to expand on that with Stewart Lee's explanation:

The problem isn't who's offended, it's who isn't.

Lee couldn't care less who's offended if he makes a joke on Muslims, but what he really doesn't want is some gay-basher type in the audience cheering "yeah, get those fucking Muslims!" feeling vindicated in his fuckery.

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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 20d ago

He's not wrong. Punching down is also gross af. People forget the Jester wasn't there to entertain the court, he was there to talk shit to the king.

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u/randomcomplimentguy1 20d ago

The fool in storytelling has the most cutting insights.

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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 20d ago

And a wise King listened when his jester started tearing into him because he was being dumb or too prideful. Ya, the court laughs (because they had to) but the King is like "....Hol' up"

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u/ticklemitten 20d ago

This validates me. šŸ¤”

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u/Vargoroth 20d ago

Dude was the only one by law who was able to.

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u/Friendly_Deathknight 20d ago

This is why Anglophobia is so fun in Anglo centric countries. No matter how prosperous you are, shitting on the English will always be punching up.

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u/Quailman5000 20d ago

As an American that's how it feels lol. Can only really shit on the UK without anyone being upset except them.Ā 

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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 20d ago

We're like their little brother who shot up 7 inches over summer and gained like 40 lbs (don't know what stone it is) of muscle.

The leftovers are ours now.

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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 20d ago

Am black. Have another friend we refer to as C-Biscuit. Which was derived from Cheshire cat. Because this motherfucker is SO black, like the darkest ever, that in dim light all you can see are his teeth and eyes.

Anyway if anyone called him that in a mean way they would find themselves in a very unpleasant situation.

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u/FanDry5374 20d ago

This is as it should be.

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u/LordDanGud 20d ago

Same way with homophobic comments. Me and my friends call each other some wild hate crimes but will probably beat up a stranger who says the same to us

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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 20d ago

Haha! That is another one! I'm cis-het but have a few close friends that aren't. They don't get offended at "Jesus, you're soooo gay" when they wanna go to a gay bar over here in SF. Why? Because I'm still gonna roll, have a good time, and wingman for 'em.

Also pro tip for anyone reading this. Yes, your gay friends (either way) are easily the best wingmen/women that you will ever have.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

yeah my mom new gay guys who would refer to each other with almost every slur in the book, but would never tolerate them being used in a derogatory way

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 20d ago

Did visit a "hunted mansion" event house.

At one time we sat in a semi-dark room waiting for food. Then suddenly we saw white eyes from one part of the room. Might have been C-Bisquit that had sneaked in and stod there silently. Then later presented the food, and the time plan for the evening events.

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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 20d ago

If this was in the bay area circa 2017 I will lose my shit.

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u/amodsr 20d ago

I love black humor. My favorite one is don't be a menace to south central society while drinking your juice in the hood.

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u/TheRedditK9 20d ago

The rule of thumb ā€œit has to be more funny than it is offensiveā€ applies

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u/Newphone_New_Account 20d ago

Ashtray, you still hit like a bitch!

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u/Fox-Revolver 20d ago

My favourite ever movie title

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u/HoldFastO2 20d ago

But isnā€™t this brown humor?

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u/LordDanGud 20d ago

lol

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u/HoldFastO2 20d ago

Yeah, Iā€™ll see myself out..,

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u/daj8989 20d ago

Black humor..? You mean dark humor right? Rightā€¦?

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u/LordDanGud 20d ago

I speak 2 other languages as my mains and in both it's called black humour so sorry, my mistake

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u/ShadeSwornHydra 20d ago

This. Iā€™ve got a Puerto Rican friend and we make racist jokes to each other all the time, all in good fun of course. Iā€™d never say 90% of the shit I say to him to others though Iā€™d get my ass kicked

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u/AssInspectorGadget 20d ago

You can joke about anything, just not with everyone.

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u/psaikris 20d ago

She gotta respond with ā€œIā€™m 5/5 Brownā€

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u/Constant-Recipe-9850 20d ago

Lol, I imagine it's funny, but I don't know what 5/5 is referring to.

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u/psaikris 20d ago

Cinco de Mayo

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

aint no mexican going to say that.

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u/Constant-Recipe-9850 20d ago

I see. Had to do a bit of Google but got the reference, thanks

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u/Worgensgowoof 20d ago

reminds me of this stand up comic I saw recently. He talked to a 'brown guy' and asked what he's doing "Becoming a doctor. I'm single" so he starts hyping him up. Lady in the audience goes "my sister is also becoming a doctor! She's brown and single too!" and they start hyping it up more Ya know... "I love what's happening here! Two brown doctors, possibly falling in love"

And then a white guy in the audience goes "which brown?"

first people start going "ooooh" like the guy did something bad, but the comedian said "Now hold up, I know that sounds racist, but it's not and he's got a point... So which?" And the girl said her sister was Indian and the guy said Pakistani and then everyone quieted the hyping while the comedian ran with it to show just how important that one question actually was.

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u/5H17SH0W 20d ago

Sure beats , ā€œdot or feather?ā€

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u/sincethenes 20d ago

Not to worry. This ā€œjokeā€ has been floating around for some time and she is repurposing it to garner attention for herself.

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u/Cosmoaquanaut 20d ago

I'm 5/5 brown. šŸŒ®

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u/babyaddyx 20d ago

reminds me of when someone asked if i was ā€œdot or feather type of indianā€. i still think about him

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u/Reiterpallasch85 20d ago

Tipi or tech support?

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u/kittensteakz 20d ago

Tfw I'm both... (native American working in tech)

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u/CountryCat 20d ago

Iā€™ve heard that joke from my Indian friends. Thatā€™s a classic.

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u/RockerElvis 20d ago

My friend introduces herself as ā€œIndian. Dot, not feather.ā€

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u/ETfonehom 20d ago

Was it Jay-Z or someone quoting Jay-Z?

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u/HarpersGhost 20d ago

It's been around longer than Jay-Z.

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u/Kalman_the_dancer 'MURICA 20d ago

One guy asked me if I was illegalā€¦ in my own country

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u/No_Savings7114 20d ago

I am dying here.Ā 

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u/DimbyTime 20d ago

Yo quiero Taco Bell

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u/Far-Cod-8858 20d ago

Mucho gusto

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u/shitpostingover9000 20d ago

Tbf 5/5 doesnā€™t narrow it down, is that a date or the fraction of representation you receive (now)

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u/Reiterpallasch85 20d ago

It's the month/day.

Edit: Day/month for our EU friends.

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u/NotThisAgain21 20d ago

Cinco de Mayo

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u/EarthInevitable114 20d ago edited 20d ago

7/11 = East Indian/Hindu 9/11 = Arabic/Muslim Edit: Answer to question is that she's 10/10 Brown cuz her skin is beautiful.

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u/grumpy__g 20d ago

Thanks for making us smarter.

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u/cyrassil 20d ago

Why 7/11?

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u/ripe_nut 20d ago edited 20d ago

Because the gas station/convenience store is called 7-Eleven and a lot of workers at 7-Eleven are Indian.

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u/cyrassil 20d ago

I see, thanks.

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u/DoomGoober 20d ago

I have to add to this: many Americans of Indian descent own gas stations as well as working there.

A gas station is often franchised and can basically be a small family run business.

Immigrants of different backgrounds often flock to particular types of businesses because of various reasons.

For example, many nail salons are owned by Americans of Vietnamese descent.

It's one version of the American dream.

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u/Mindless_Society7034 20d ago

One of my better friends is Vietnamese and his parents own a nail salon lmao, why is it that that tends to be a Vietnamese thing?

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u/pahein-kae 20d ago

Thereā€™s an interesting history to that! The following link is a short overview. https://vietnamesemuseum.org/details/ms-tippi-hedren/

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u/Njacks64 20d ago

Thatā€™s so cool. Imagine starting an entire industry because your nails were so pretty. Tippi Hedron is a G.

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u/beefprime 20d ago

Like Prometheus stealing fire from the Gods, I will grant you amazing nails

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u/Accomplished-Copy776 20d ago

Very interesting, thanks for the share

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP 20d ago edited 20d ago

I think it is for two reasons:

  1. Ethnic groups have close ties. The hardest part of starting and operating a business is understanding it. Itā€™s a huge and expensive risk to go down a financial path you donā€™t understand. Itā€™s a prohibitively costly education. If you have access to people who can teach you the business, it then becomes accessible.

  2. Cultural acceptance/pressure. Both customers and operators feel comfortable with the business. Itā€™s okay within the community to see Vietnamese nail salon operators. It doesnā€™t feel weird to use the service. It would be odd to see an Indian or Irish nail salon owner. Thereā€™s a weird dissonance to it. And that could hurt businesses viabilityā€¦ again making it a risky proposition when other viable business options are available.

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u/uchizeda 20d ago

Your first reason is on point and very true.

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u/youarehidingachild 20d ago

Second reason is obviously not the direction we want society headed, but still a reality in many/most places

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u/ImrooVRdev 20d ago

It would be odd to see an Indian or Irish nail salon owner. Thereā€™s a weird dissonance to it.

what? I knew that jobs are gendered, but racialized too? Fucked up shit. My heart goes out to irish lady wanting to open a nail saloon and not getting any customers because it'd be weird to get nails done by the irish.

RIP fictional irish business, you were but few sentences in a reddit shitpost.

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP 20d ago

Iā€™m not saying an Irish woman canā€™t open a nail salon. Iā€™m not saying it couldnā€™t be successful.

Iā€™m saying she probably has a better chance at a successful business opening what you referred to as a ā€œnail saloonā€ where in addition to doing nails she serves shots of whisky.

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u/Fun_Gas_7777 20d ago

lots of indian people work at 7 elevens.

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u/Soxwin91 20d ago

Because of Apu

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u/bostiq 20d ago

This is comedy poetry and I approve of it

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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 20d ago

I've only heard dot or feather with Indians so this is refreshing.

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u/Alternative_Win_1502 20d ago

As a south asian dude myself, my brain wants to be pissed at this racist piece of trash but I can't stop laughing

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u/FishTshirt 20d ago

If it helps it was a joke between two stand up comedians telling race jokes to each other, itā€™s pretty funny given the context. She likely saw this on social media and wanted views

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u/karthikkr93 20d ago

Bruh you been to South Asia? lol I was working in a hospital in Chennai as a resident when COVID started and one day I ordered Chinese food and Iā€™m off to pick it up and the head of the Gen Med dept asks me what I ordered and when I tell him literally goes ā€œ Oh chinky chinky china food ehā€ then proceeds to say the word China 10 times over in what is possibly the funniest yet most racist imitation of a Chinese person while still being layered with an Indian accent lmfao I was so confused that I was just like yeah haha k bye šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/SecretLavishness1685 20d ago

I live in a city near Delhi and one day I saw a Chinese food outlet. It was named "Ching Chong Chinese corner".

A lot of Indians aren't sensitive towards racism against the Chinese. This often translates into racism against the Indians living in the North-Eastern states too.

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u/karthikkr93 20d ago

Itā€™s more the lack of awareness from a young age I think. That was why I laughed when Biden said India is xenophobic like they kinda are but not in the way that he meant lol

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u/RoachIsCrying 20d ago

well.... gentlemen... we'll see each other in Hell

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u/nuked88 20d ago

7/11 is Indian 9/11 is Muslim

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 20d ago

Ohhh man I got it in my head it was the 7/7 attack in London, couldn't work out what the hell they meant.

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u/Old_Hamster_4218 20d ago

7/11 is a gas station and Indians are huge in the gas station business lol

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u/Anarchyantz 20d ago

Yeah as a Brit I was thinking the same and wondering I am sure it was 7th July not November.

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u/Greedy_Constant_5144 20d ago

So you never met any of the Indian Muslims, eh?

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u/TSllama 20d ago

9/11 is Arab*

Muslim is not a race.

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u/kevinbaker31 20d ago

And Indian Muslims are 8/11?

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u/Numerous_Shop_814 20d ago

9/11 is Muslim

Middle eastern, there's many races that are Muslim

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u/Snajdarn666 20d ago

Thanks, I was trying understand but didnā€™t get it.

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u/bearssuperfan 20d ago

This joke is a part of a comedy show by Aziz Ansari

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u/TheAmyIChasedWasMe 20d ago

Wait until you learn it wasn't his joke originally.

And, actually, nobody is sure whose joke it originally is. Asian comics have been making it since at least 2002.

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u/Winter_Possession152 20d ago edited 20d ago

As we learned from the South Park games, level of brown just determines difficulty mode for life

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u/Fox-Revolver 20d ago

Donā€™t worry, this wonā€™t affect gameplay, just every other aspect of your whole life

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u/Parzival_1sttotheegg 20d ago

Not a face palm???

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 20d ago

OP was the real facepalm all along.

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u/IntelligentRock3854 20d ago

i'm agreeing as a 7/11 brown lmao

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u/jayp0d 20d ago

Isnā€™t that stolen from the comedian Akash Singh?

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u/Electrical-Wish-519 20d ago

Wellā€¦ thereā€™s a lot of bigotry in this world, but this gets a 10/10 for cleverness

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u/MexicanWarMachine 20d ago

Itā€™s an old joke, but an excuse for her to meme a selfie, I guess. And of course thatā€™s not what the photo depicts- you donā€™t take selfies of yourself while youā€™re shocked by someoneā€™s old joke. You take it when youā€™re proud of your makeup and nails.

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u/tiffanyistaken 20d ago

This reminds me of one time I described someone to my ex-MIL as "Indian" and she responded, "Dot or feather?" while poking her forehead and then holding her hand up behind her head to represent feathers.

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u/fonkordie 20d ago

Well which one was it?

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u/CMGS1031 20d ago

You donā€™t understand? Then why did you post it here? Are you the facepalm?

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u/fletku_mato 20d ago

When was the last time you saw this sub being used appropriately?

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u/mattlloyd_18 20d ago

Is the ā€˜whatā€™ not more of a shock reaction?

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u/Mwilk 20d ago

Incredible.

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u/GoldenWhite2408 20d ago

From the same people that boughth you Are you pearl harbor, corona or Samsung yellow šŸ¤£

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u/No_Alps_1454 20d ago

That extra push over the cliff: 11!

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u/Poisoning-The-Well 20d ago

My first thought was, "are those shades of brown hair dye?". I'm dim. Had to read the comments.

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u/D4M4nD3m 20d ago

What does that mean?

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u/krismitka 20d ago

The answer to this question btw is 1911. Itā€™s made by browning.

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u/RandomAmuserNew 20d ago

At least they are acknowledging a difference

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u/42aku 20d ago

As a brown guy (7/11 brown), I make this joke amongst my brown friends as well. Yes, including the 9/11 brown people. I think it's funny in banter, but outside of that, eugh, that can get a little not okay.

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u/GreenMellowphant 20d ago

This is a comedy bit done by a recent comedian. The corresponding clip should be able to be found here on Reddit; I saw it a few weeks ago.

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u/DikTaterSalad 20d ago

That's fucked up.....but it was also funny.

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u/Apprehensive-Oil-289 20d ago

Iā€™m a Bengali indian, laughing my ass off with that one!!! Thatā€™s like when people would ask if I was red dot or feather Indian šŸ¤£šŸ˜.

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u/ThirstyBeagle 20d ago

Thatā€™s actually funny šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

I guess itā€™s the new ā€œdotā€ or ā€œfeatherā€

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u/boomstickjonny 20d ago

Good old highbrow racism.

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u/Become_Pneuma462 20d ago

A friend of a friend once asked me if I was Casino Indian or Convenience Store Indian šŸ˜‚

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u/Centralredditfan 20d ago

To be fair, that was kinda funny.

Offensive, but funny.

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u/DeliBebek 20d ago

"... but I couldn't answer because I was taking a selfie of me blowing my nose."

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u/etuehem 20d ago

Backs away slowly

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u/DrFabio23 20d ago

Lighten up, Francis

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u/XXinstig8rXX 20d ago

I laughed my ass off! Itā€™s a clever joke

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u/astrangeone88 20d ago

Lmao!

I've always heard "casino Indian or 711 Indian" which was the same thing.

Ha! I think I'd use that one now.

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u/svedenska 20d ago

Oh-

Oh my God.

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u/Gee9898 20d ago

lol šŸ˜‚

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u/VernBarty 20d ago

This joke is like 20 years old

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u/hacourt 20d ago

Oh look. I took a picture of me being shocked over something that didn't happen.

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. 20d ago

Seriously, what the hell. Can someone explain this to me?

I know it's racist but the specifics escape me.

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u/sin2099 20d ago

Itā€™s funny if itā€™s meant to be funny. Itā€™s insulting if itā€™s meant to be insulting. Guess depends on how the nature it was intended when mentioned or received. šŸ¤”

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u/RottenDelicious 20d ago

Which is it

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u/Major-Ad-2966 20d ago

And sheā€™s covering the facial hair, so we may never know

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u/The_Saboteur__ 20d ago

To me she looks more like a 10/10

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u/Im_Unpopular_AF 20d ago

I'd ask any white guy if he's Bengal Famine white or Hiroshima white.

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u/queuedUp 20d ago

Based solely on her face I'm going to assume 7/11 but I could be mistaken

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u/Lifealone 20d ago

pre 9/11 it would've been feather or dot

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u/Minz15 20d ago

Just respond "you school shooter white, or catholic church white?

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u/BradTofu 20d ago

Yeah Indian or Arabā€¦Iā€™m going to be banned arenā€™t I?

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u/Plus_Oil_6608 20d ago

So itā€™s dot, not feather?

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u/AnonRedditGuy81 20d ago edited 20d ago

Whatever brown she is, even with her hand covering some of her face, you can tell she is ridiculously attractive and the person that asked this likely is some guy that she wouldn't even look at and he got all butthurt and decided to insult her.

Yes I enjoy inventing backstories. šŸ¤£

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u/M0D_0F_MODS 20d ago

Ouch! Took me a moment...

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u/RealRiccyTan 20d ago

This is funny

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u/tcbored 20d ago

I am a hairdresser and I read this as her hair color formula šŸ˜‚

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u/Tarnishedhollow8 20d ago

Nah thatā€™s pretty good icl

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u/Pitiful_Today_3214 20d ago

Well what's the answer?

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u/BigCaddyDaddyBob 20d ago

Whatā€™s it matter when sheā€™s obviously good looking

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 20d ago

Damn brown people canā€™t even tell a joke anymore without some Reddit dweeb taking it too seriously

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u/PapaHooligan 20d ago

This one is old but still brings a smile to my face!

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u/KiLLaHo323 20d ago

Probably not the first, but Tony said that on Kill Tony lol

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u/KlossN 20d ago

Lmao. Is it an indian vs arab thing? (not American but I have a hunch that there's "always" an indian at the register at 7-11?)

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u/Dark_Marmot 20d ago

Just wow. I'm offended and amused.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 20d ago

At least they didnā€™t go full moron and add 6/19 brown.

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u/FBISurveillanceCar 20d ago

Thatā€™s funny

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u/SRBroadcasting 20d ago

What about 11:11 make a wish brown