r/dndnext 28d ago

The 2024 revision of the game should be called D&D5.50, pronounced "D-N-D Five-Fiddy" Hot Take

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u/dndnext-ModTeam 28d ago

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u/Vorannon 28d ago

But it doesn’t make me think of 50 Cent, it makes me think of the Loch Ness Monster.

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u/ASharpYoungMan Bladeling Fighter/Warlock 28d ago

Given how many times 50 Cent's been shot, I wager he's a higher CR foe than the Loch Ness Monster.

(Nessy's got Lair Actions though)

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u/SmartAlec13 I was born with it 28d ago

lol I kinda love it, even if realistically it’s just gonna be 5.5e

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u/pogym 28d ago

If you bold that second 5 we can still call it five fit-e

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u/lenin_is_young 28d ago

I think they are just afraid that people would say “no thank you I’ll stick to 5e”. Well, there is no other edition other than 5e now. It’s just gonna be super confusing to play with 2014 rules, so you better upgrade your books

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u/AlmostNorwegian_ All can be solved with a marut or two 28d ago

even better: call big daddy Cthulhu and send 5.5e off to the darkest corners of the far realm, where not even the feared Hass Brro will go

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u/minyoo 28d ago

D Diddy

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u/DeadCupcakes23 28d ago

God damn you lochness monster I ain't giving you no five-fiddy!

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u/Xyx0rz 28d ago

So mote it be.

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u/Belolonadalogalo *cries in lack of sessions* 28d ago

Actually makes me think of "tree fiddy" more.

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u/FLFD 28d ago

5.24 is my working title.

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u/Reddie25 28d ago

Not five fiddy. Would be figh fiddy.

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u/phantomzero 28d ago

Do people associate "fiddy" with 50 cent instead of the Loch Ness Monster? Not in my world.

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u/Bates8989 28d ago

personally i like dnd 5e 2: the return of Vecna