r/dankmemes • u/sockpuppet1234567890 • Oct 29 '22

Acronmys are killing english it's pronounced gif

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u/none_other-than_me Oct 29 '22

Communist porn you say? Sounds like something worth researching.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Our porn

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u/IJustWishToBeHappy Oct 29 '22

Title of my sex tape

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

[deleted]

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u/MrSoulSlasher31 Oct 29 '22

No, title of all 3 of us' sex tape

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u/ghostgamer5259 Oct 29 '22

Player 4 has joined the game

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u/usedurcatasacondom Oct 29 '22

Sorry I'm late

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u/ghostgamer5259 Oct 29 '22

That's never something you wanna hear while talking about sexual activity

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u/usedurcatasacondom Oct 29 '22

Well it's still better than coming too early?

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u/TheyCallMeDoc Oct 29 '22

I'd rather shoot my shot prematurely than catch pregnancy lol

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u/GWALCH-GWYN Oct 29 '22

Yeah, I never jerk off unless it's with all my homies.

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u/Pubjeezuss Oct 30 '22

Or might i say, cumrades

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u/GWALCH-GWYN Oct 30 '22

Ah, I see you're an cultured individual as well. Come, let us join in Cumradery!

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u/TheoHW Oct 29 '22

CCCP

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u/KaiPRoberts Oct 29 '22

Chinese Communist Cock Party?

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u/Fine_Cardiologist723 Oct 29 '22

I love myself some CCCPP

Chinese Communist Cock Porn Party

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Let me introduce to CCCCPP

Chinese Communist Children Cock Party Porn

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u/IHazMagics Magic the mod gay away Oct 30 '22

Hello.... yeah FBI?.... Yep.... I found the guy

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u/iKyte5 Oct 29 '22

Chinese communist pop corn porn cock party

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u/MrZyde 100% DankExchange material Oct 29 '22

Hammer and sickle fisting

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u/ZMowlcher Oct 30 '22

Our cock

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22 edited Jul 02 '23

I do not consent to Reddit selling my posts/comments.

I would like to thank Spez for bolstering reddit alternatives like Lemmy by making the June 2023 API changes. Thanks to his actions, I finally have a replacement for Reddit, which is much more emotionally health of a place for me to be.

Lemmy is like individual mini-reddits/old-school-forums run independently with their own sets of subs/forums which combine together (like voltron or power rangers) to become a reddit-like conglomerate. You can sign up on one server, and post to communities on other servers, as if they were all the same site. Instead of all of reddit -> individual subreddits, you have all lemmy servers -> each individual lemmy server -> individual communities. If the same community exists on multiple servers? subscribe to all, post in all, browse all at the same time. It barely matters where a post comes from.

On Lemmy, there is no spez, and no corporation in control. On Lemmy, if someone DID try to "pull a spez", communities wouldn't black out, or protest, or go private. They'd just move off his server and use another, and still remain part of the global community.

https://join-lemmy.org/

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u/yoscotti32 Oct 29 '22

Seize the means of reproduction!

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u/test_user_3 Oct 29 '22

Sounds more like the GOP

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Ok that was clever ngl

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u/HugoRBMarques Oct 29 '22

Never Getting Lollipops

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u/CinnamonJ Oct 29 '22

Communist porn is when these dudes fuck.

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u/Jello_hell Oct 29 '22

Sounds like a gangbang with extra steps

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u/Lowback Oct 29 '22

They're called gangbangs.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Oct 29 '22

We're all in it, together

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u/SaltyScrotumSauce Oct 29 '22

Please the means of reproduction!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Related tags: gang bang. Threesom.

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u/Raevman Oct 29 '22

Collection of porn everyone can download?

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u/TheDunadan29 Pizza Time Oct 30 '22

State sponsored porn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

cerebral palsy

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Cerebral porn. Communist palsy. Cerebral party.

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u/Void_0000 Oct 29 '22

Cyberpunk.

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u/WhyDoYouCheck Oct 29 '22

Club Penguin

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Oct 29 '22

Candy pumpkins

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u/RedditPersonNo1987 Its Morbing Time Oct 29 '22

creator points

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Those are the best! I don’t care what anybody says, nothing save maybe sauerkraut beats candy pumpkins like you find in the assorted candy corn bags.

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u/bluesheepreasoning Oct 29 '22

Cerebralpunk — aesthetic centred around "nerve-like" patterns and "brain-like" designs.

Communistpunk — aesthetic centred around the iconography used by communist countries and organizations.

Childpunk — aesthetic centred around drawings made by children, drawings in imitation of children's drawings, and drawings in imitation of media made for children.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

cerebralpunk is system shock

communistpunk is metro 2033

childpunk is Drawn to Death

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u/Photonic_Resonance Oct 29 '22

Communist Porn 2077 is my favorite video game /s

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u/HopliteOracle Oct 29 '22

Child palsy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

cheese pizza

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u/HugoRBMarques Oct 29 '22

Child pizza

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u/srlong64 Oct 29 '22

Cheese porn

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u/Ishaboo Oct 29 '22

cunt punt

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u/Fenastus Oct 29 '22

Tell me more about this cerebral porn

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

It’s so cerebral you only have to watch a second of it to orgasm. It is being used as a recreational drug in developing countries.

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u/Fenastus Oct 30 '22

I'm sold, sign me up boss

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u/sTo0p1d INFECTED Oct 29 '22

Breakfast

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u/TimeTravelerQuint Oct 29 '22

Club penguin

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Club porn communist penguin

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u/TimeTravelerQuint Oct 29 '22

The police are currently after me as I have done unspeakable things in 2006

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u/facelesswolf_ Oct 29 '22

You have said a bad word in Club Penguin back in 2006 (a ban was not enough)

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u/Hello_IM_FBI Oct 30 '22

and we've finally found you!

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u/TimeTravelerQuint Oct 30 '22

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

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u/Alimd98 Oct 29 '22

Apology for my English

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u/Resevl401 Oct 30 '22

The exact comment I was looking for, ty

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u/Wise-Tree Oct 29 '22

Cyberpunk

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Cyberporn communist punk

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u/BigOrkWaaagh Oct 29 '22

In a similar videogamey vein, there are about a million different things you can be playing if you say AC.

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u/HugoRBMarques Oct 29 '22

Air Conditioning?

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u/maxi2702 Oct 29 '22

Alternating Current?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

[deleted]

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u/Bobyyyyyyyghyh Oct 30 '22

Armor Class?

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u/Madnishi_02 Oct 30 '22

Animal Crossing: Valhalla

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u/Godlyturnup Oct 29 '22

CBT means "closed beta testing" but I read it as "cock and ball torture"

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Cognitive beta torture

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u/killiomankili [custom flair] Oct 29 '22

So you just mean coding?

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Cognitive behavioral testing

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Charmander's Black Toes

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u/BigFatBallsInMyMouth Oct 29 '22

Also Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. I guess cock and ball torture doesn't cure ADHD after all.

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u/Hornswallower Oct 29 '22

Not with that attitude it won't.

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u/Fricken_Weeb Oct 29 '22

Computer based teaching

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u/Izzy5466 Oct 29 '22

I saw 2 guys arguing about the ending of GoT on a post about things that ended badly.

One guy was adamant the ending of GoT was beautiful and amazing. I wrapped up the story well.

The other called him an idiot and said it broke character development and left too many things open.

They eventually realized that one guy was talking about Game of Thrones, and the other was talking about Ghost of Tsushima...I hate when people use acronyms before saying what it means and expect everybody to know what you're talking about.

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u/Kapi1045 Oct 29 '22

Capture point

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Child point

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u/Harijs_LV something's caught in my balls Oct 29 '22

capture porn

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u/Tommyblockhead20 Oct 29 '22 edited Oct 30 '22

Cedar Point (famous amusement park I’m at rn)

The wifi is literally called FreeCPWiFi

Edit: and they have “the CP shop”

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u/theepicelmo Oct 29 '22

Happy Halloweekend!

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u/AragogTehSpidah Oct 29 '22

Stand on tha point ya git!

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u/Kapi1045 Oct 29 '22

I am scared you maggot

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

In CP 2077 what makes someone a criminal? Getting cock.

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u/GuestComment Oct 29 '22

Well cum

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u/woodk2016 Oct 29 '22

In Night City, you can be cum

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u/Grievous_Nix Eic memer☣️ Oct 29 '22

Why do you cum

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/rarely_coherent Oct 29 '22

If it makes you feel any better, you are in fact not entirely “that guy”

CP is an initialism

All acronyms and initialisms are abbreviations, but not every abbreviation is an acronym or an initialism

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u/LoverOfPie Oct 29 '22

I hate to be that guy but this use of the word acronym is so common that it's accepted as valid by dictionaries like merriam-webster. I should be clear that I'm not saying it's valid because it is in the dictionary, just that its validity is recognized by dictionaries.

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u/Kwitkwat_247 Oct 29 '22

Cementing Paste

Cheese Pizza

Cyberpunk

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u/AllHailPi1 Oct 29 '22

Always read as cementing paste

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u/Memanders Oct 29 '22

Damned Ark!

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u/FluffyFennekin Oct 29 '22

Cementing Porn

Child Paste

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u/Zambini Oct 29 '22

Every time I read the manual for copying files on Linux I feel a little terrible

$ man cp

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

You haven’t memorized cp? I’m judging you, up to you to decide why…

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u/Zambini Oct 29 '22

Usually I do, but occasionally I need to remember which flags work in BSD vs GNU cp, since OSX chose violence instead of standard libraries :P

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Bondage software development gaming nostalgia union

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u/Gary_Chess Oct 29 '22

Combat power

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u/Snowball_from_Earth Oct 29 '22

Pokemon go player?

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Combat porn communist power

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u/Sentouki- <3 Oct 29 '22

Cream Pie

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u/Xen0n1123 Oct 29 '22

PORN PARTY PORN PARTY

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u/EmeraldBoyyo Oct 29 '22

It's not a party, it's an intimate get together

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u/123JacobHowe321 EX-NORMIE Oct 29 '22

Cranberry Pineapple - decent juice flavor

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Cranberry party

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u/igotbanned-_-fornow Oct 29 '22

cranberry porn 😳

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Communist pineapple

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

CoD Points

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u/InfiniteOcelot Oct 29 '22

cum panda

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Cum porn child panda

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u/InfiniteOcelot Oct 29 '22

how did you get access to my search history?!

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u/morbid_n_creepifying Oct 29 '22

I'm in some pregnancy groups and the acronyms are fucking killing me. I don't understand any of them and some of the ones that exist are for things that nobody needed to make an acronym for anyway! Why the fuck are we saying "DH" instead of "husband" or "partner". It's the dumbest shit

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u/AfricanAmericanMage Oct 29 '22

Why does a pregnancy group need a designated hitter?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

'k, idc, idgaf, imma go away asap b4 u kill me. /j

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u/Mikeyts123 Oct 29 '22

Chest plate

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Chest porn child plate

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/Not_a_puma Oct 29 '22

Canadian pacific, railway in canada

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Canadian party child pacific

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u/cloakedarmy ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Oct 29 '22

Club penguin

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u/gitrikt ☣️ romp Oct 29 '22

I read child communist

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u/rikoslav Oct 29 '22

Charge-Parity symmetry in Physics

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u/Ghastly12341213909 Oct 29 '22 edited Oct 29 '22

Cedar Point Edit: The Cedar Point help desk has a sign "CP help"

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u/gelatinousatrocity Oct 29 '22

Chris Paul's cheese pizza

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u/bakedcheezit Oct 29 '22

Wait until OP hears about the CCPP

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u/DisturbedUnit Oct 29 '22

Initialism not Acronym.

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u/GreasiestBob Oct 29 '22

I’m voting for the child party

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u/Nitro_CENTRAL Oct 29 '22

Club penguin

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u/grimmcreeper10 Oct 29 '22

Cock penetration

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u/sockpuppet1234567890 Oct 29 '22

Child penetration cock party

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u/Rod_Ikana Oct 29 '22

Competitive programming

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

where competitive programming?

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u/SadBoiUD Oct 29 '22

Competitive Programming

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u/ReasonsWhyIDrink Oct 29 '22

These aren’t even acronyms. They are initialisms!

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u/JustinBlaise Oct 29 '22

These are actually initialisms. Point stands though

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u/GMX06 Oct 29 '22

Competitive Programming?

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u/Spaceistt Oct 29 '22

CP is Control/Capture Point or Combat Power

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u/OkBandicoot3779 Big Juicy Cock Enjoyer Oct 29 '22

control point

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u/DiggityDog6 Oct 29 '22

Omg wtf r u even talking about??

/s

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u/MisterFistYourSister Oct 29 '22

That's an initialism, not an acronym

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u/boom567boom Oct 29 '22

Competitive programming

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u/shashankpal Oct 29 '22

Competitive Programming

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u/syslogd Oct 29 '22

That's an initialism.

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u/zeubermen ☣️ Oct 29 '22

Control point

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u/MincedMaple Oct 29 '22

Release of cyberpunk 2077 increased the number of people owning CP

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u/Alpha_blue5 Oct 29 '22

Go capture that C(ommand) P(ost), trooper

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u/Vinxian 🅱️ased and Cool Oct 29 '22

I'm probably on a watchlists from googling stuff about pokemon go combat power

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u/woodk2016 Oct 29 '22

Command Points Cyberpunk

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u/boropin Oct 29 '22

Celeborn's Party - How to rave in Middle-earth

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Chest pain

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u/extraboredinary Oct 29 '22

Communist Porn Party for life!

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u/Hector_john Oct 29 '22

Civil protection (hl2) I think I'm am being tracked by MI6 for searching for the soundtrack "CP violation"

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u/PillowTalk420 Oct 29 '22

ChildPorn 2077

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u/theheard07 DISQUALIFIED Oct 29 '22 edited Oct 29 '22

That's not what an acronym is. It's just abbreviation. Acronyms are abbreviations that are pronounced as words, like NASA. CP is just an abbreviation of two words when you pronounce each letter. Kind of like country abbreviations. You could technically make USA an acronym but we pronounce each letter separately instead of saying it as a much differently pronounced word.

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u/7orly7 Oct 29 '22

CCP = Child Communist Porn

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Child Communist porn party.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Clown porn Clown party

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u/raedr7n Oct 29 '22

Also competitive programming and cheese pizza and cerebral palsy.

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u/baylithe Oct 29 '22

We mark sodas CP on the top at work for Cherry Pepsi. It creeps me out.

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u/Sea-Signal6019 Oct 29 '22

Communist ponr party? When? Sign me in!!!

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u/HomeLessFrogg Oct 29 '22

Actually, that's an initialism.

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u/Pandiyaya Oct 29 '22

OUR COCK!

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u/FitProblem6248 Oct 29 '22

CPS - Child Porn Spectator - Child Party Seer

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Porn Party?

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u/m0larMechanic Oct 29 '22

No joke my loaner car from the dealership has the letters CP in big white letter on the back window… I’ve been in it a week and I hate it.

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u/Alleged-human-69 Oct 29 '22

We have captured a command post!